now that's some good masturbation.

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this is bad, real bad...Michael Jackson?

Well if you haven't heard the news yet, it's been reported than Michael Jackson passed away in the hospital after an apparent heart attack.


"TMZ first reported on Thursday afternoon that the star was picked up at around 12:21 PM PST by paramedics, who then administered CPR in the ambulance. The site further reported that Michael had suffered from cardiac arrest.

The Los Angeles Times reported that according to Capt. Steve Ruda with the Los Angeles Fire Department, Jackson was not breathing when they arrived. Ruda corroborated the report that CPR was administered." - Access Hollywood


Despite all personal opinions, we've lost one of the great artist, performers and entertainers of this century. Bombarded by ridicule and cameras for pretty much all his life hopefully the king of pop will find peace on the other side.

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go to sleep hoe.

Top 5 really creative beds... Yes they actually exist.

HouseFish Suspended Bed


Float Bed


Sampon Daybed Outdoor Bed


The Embrace Lounge



Private Cloud Rocking Bed

I'm going out of town today so I'm about to BLOG MY ASS OFF since my bloggers don't write SHIT anymore.
=D

MMMMMMM&&M

Papa Smurf Gets Angry and Turns Into the Hulk


Kermit the Frog About to Walk Across Hot Coals


Blue Man Group Carves Pumpkin


Burt and Ernie Make Out. Cookie Monster Watches.


The Simpsons

i found these interesting.

Community Service


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Death by Paper Football


Flesh Pop


Born with Googly Eyes Series





April Fools for the Chickadees

Granny's E-mails.

I haven't done one of these in a while... Enjoy!

Moving Forward
By Tanya James
While we celebrated Father's Day this past weekend, there were many people upset, depressed, bitter and/or hurt because of their relationships (or lack of) with their fathers. This holiday may bring up old feelings and issues that have never been handled, just buried.
Unfortunately, often times when a person has experienced a bad relationship with their natural father, it's hard for them to fully grasp the love of their Heavenly Father. And that's quite understandable that if the man that stands before you has not demonstrated a father's love - why it would be difficult to understand why God, who you have never seen face to face would be any different.
However, if you are one of those people who don't have a "father-child" relationship for whatever reason - they were not around, you never knew who they were, they were abusive, they died at a young age ... whatever the case may be ... I admonish you to make a decision now to20finally let it go. No longer allow it to dictate your life. No, you may not be able to change what has happened but you can change how it affects the rest of your life.
Sponsor AdYou have the ability and the strength from God to take a stand and say, "no more." Choose to forgive, so that you can move forward.
"Bearing with one another, and forgiving one another, if anyone has a complaint against another; even as Christ forgave you, so you also must do." Colossians 3:13
Choose to no longer be trapped in a "self-pity" box blaming all your woes on what your father did or did not do. Choose to destroy that crutch and live a joyous life regardless of your past.
"Forgetting those things which are behind and reaching forward to those things which are ahead. I press toward the goal for the prize of the upward call of God in Christ Jesus." Philippians 3:13-14
More importantly, choose to allow God to show you what an awesome father HE is - one that loves unconditionally and h as only your best interest at heart. God will never leave or forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
He has already equipped you with everything you need to step out on faith and in His strength to overcome the pain and no longer allow yourself to be a victim of circumstance!
And to those who grew up with incredible, supportive and encouraging fathers don't miss the opportunity to tell them how much you appreciate them, not just on Father's Day, but every chance you get!

Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

Phobias - Man-kind's lame excuse for unnecessary fears.
And my opinions of the ones I found the most strange.

Allodoxaphobia Fear of opinions.
WELL HERE'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT THAT BUDDY!!!!! PAHAHAHAH!

Ancraophobia or Anemophobia Fear of wind.
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE WIND COMIN. SHAME.

Anglophobia Fear of England, English culture, etc.
WHAT? BRITISH ACCENTS ARE ORGASMIC!

Aurophobia Fear of gold.
I'M AFRAID OF NIGHAS WIT GOLD TEETH IN THEIR MOUTH BUT I'D BE DAMNED IF I WAS AFRAID OF SOME CARATS!!!

Automatonophobia Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statue.
NO BLOW UP DOLLS FOR YOU! BUWAHAHAHHAHA.

Caligynephobia Fear of beautiful women.
YEAH I MEAN, SOME NIGHAS JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT. YOU KNOW? HAHA.
Cenophobia / Centophobia Fear of new things or ideas.
I'D BE DAMNED IF I WAS AFRAID OF A NEW PAIR OF DUNKS OR JEANS.
Chromophobia/Chromatophobia Fear of colors.
"could you paint with all the colors of the wind" WHAT IS LIFE WITHOUT COLORS? HOW DO PEOPLE AFRAID OF COLORS FUNCTION?

Didaskaleinophobia Fear of going to school.
SOME OF THESE ARE REALLY JUST LAME EXCUSES. CMON NOW. SOMEONE MUST HAVE GOTTEN BULLIED SOMETHIN SERIOUS.
Dishabiliophobia Fear of undressing in front of someone.
THIS MIGHT BE THE FIRST ONE I CAN ACTUALLY SEE.

Emetophobia Fear of vomiting.
WELL I MEAN, IT IS AN EXCRETION OF MEALS PAST. I CAN SEE HOW SOMEONE COULD BE AFRIAD THEIR INTESTINES WERE COMING NEXT.
Ephebiphobia Fear of teenagers.
THIS DEFINES EVERY VILLIAN ON SCOOBY DOO.
Epistaxiophobia Fear of nosebleeds.
THIS ONE GOES HAND IN HAND WITH THE VOMITING ONE. SOMEONE COULD BE AFRAID THEY WILL BLEED TO DEATH.

Geliophobia Fear of laughter.
WELL PAHAHAHAHAHHAAH BITCHES. GNR.
Genophobia Fear of sex.

NEVER.
Heliophobia Fear of the sun.
THIS ONES FOR THEM REAL DARK SKINNED NIGHAS. LOL JK JK.

Judeophobia Fear of Jews.
?????

Liticaphobia Fear of lawsuits.
WELL I MEAN I WOULDN'T WANT ANYONE TAKIN MY MONEY EITHER. WOULDN'T CALL IT A PHOBIA THOUGH.

Macrophobia Fear of long waits.
ON AVERAGE PEOPLE SPEND 45 TO 62 MINUTES WAITING

Microphobia Fear of small things.
NO PINKY FINGERS FOR ME. SMH.

Neophobia Fear of anything new.
LIKE I SAID BEFORE. I WON'T TURN DOWN A PAIR OF SNEAKERS.

Ophthalmophobia Fear of being stared at.
GNR. I'D PROLLY STARE AT THEM JUST TO TICK THEM OFF. IT'D BE HILARIOUS!

Peladophobia Fear of bald people.
YEAH THIS IS ME. THEY'RE SO BALD.. AND SHINY... AND... SCARY.. AND STUFF.

Pteronophobia Fear of being tickled by feathers.
WTF?!?!??!?!?

Rhytiphobia Fear of getting wrinkles.
YEAH I KNOW SOME PPL THAT ARE LIKE AFRAID OF GETTING OLD BUT I MEAN WRINKLES ARE JUST A SMALL PART IN THAT.

Sesquipedalophobia Fear of long words.
the phobia -would- be a long word too. gnr.

oh, humanity. what am I gonna do with you?

betcha can't do THIS

yes, those are watermelons.

LOL.

i think it gets funnier each time you watch it lol.

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!

An 'A' Paper

world beard and moustache championship.

First place.


Second Place


Third Place


and other cool ones


Their costumes are hilarious!!

This is in Norway if you guys were wondering.

quote of the day.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
-Einstein

you scream, i scream, we all scream for....

THE ICE CREAM ACROBAT!

...makes an ass of u and me

what did she expect?

Ok...
so this bitch says she fell asleep while getting a tattoo on her face.
[how the fuck do you fall asleep while gettin tatted on ur face?]
and she says that the tattoo artist misunderstood her desire
[what exactly did she ask for??]
so THIS GUY put 56 rihanna style stars on the side of her face..

[Why would she let this dude tat her up anyway?]

mmm... ppl in belgium... idk what to think.

kenny f productions.

So here go to two projects I been working on. Note, neither one Is finished still feel somethings missing from these two.

what yall think?