Thursday

Chris Brown's Bowtie.


This topic is trending like woah on twitter. Photoshop is uhhmazing.
PAHAHAHAAA

# less than a minute ago from web
# Samwarhol_normal blunted215 What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, #chrisbrownsbowtie already told her twice. less than a minute ago from web

This is all it really was

I got this straight from a news article:
The bowtie


Still more Twitter commenters, however, were transfixed with Brown's choice of baby blue bowtie and matching sweater. A sampling of tweets:


- "Chris Brown lost more fans for wearin this outfit than he did for hitting Rhianna~~~ HATER"

- "Who else wants to reach into the tv and yank that bow-tie off of chris brown?"

- "Is the bow tie chris brown has on his stylist attempt to make him look innocent or just payback for what he did to rihanna."

- "Why the f*** is Chris brown wearin a bowtie I feel like he gonna convert to Islam any minute and start sellin bean pie"

- "Chris Brown thought that dressing like a black howdie doodie [sic] on this interview was gonna get him off....lmfaooooooooooooo"


In fact, immediately after the interview, one ambitious Twitter user created a new account, chrsbrwnsbowtie, complete with tweets from the bowtie itself, which is black on its Twitter page.


"you ask why im black on twitter and blue on tv? i belong to chris brown...do the math...smh," explains the bowtie in a post.


A mere two hours after chrsbrwnsbowtie's first post, it had 650 followers.


UPDATE: #chrisbrownsbowtie has been one of the top trending topics on Twitter for more than 12 hours after Brown's interview ended.


FOLLOW CHRSBRWNSBOWTIE!

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Wednesday

madonna colapses.

shawty got 10 kids on the lo.


Did -YOU- know Shawty Lo had 10 kids?

This video has almost 10,000 views and I do NOT know why.

Akon > Mario?

SINCE WHEN?!?!

I mean I know my boy Mario hasn't come out with many new songs yet but he is such a better artist than Akon.
Akon sounds like a tickle me elmo doll.. Mario can actually sing.

My school is holding a fall concert and Mario is opening for the main act 'Akon'. Am I the only one upset about this. I just feel like that is like.... disrespecting Mario. I mean... what tha!?!

Mario is about to release a new album in October. AND he has this hot new song wit Brandy...

and this other new song that I can't remember right now.

Pretty much... I'm pissed. And the tickets are thirty bucks... and i would only pay that if i was going to see mario... not akon.

Tuesday

I'm gauging my ears.

Yes yes y'all. I am gauging my ears. Just so I can do this.



Just kidding. But I am gauging my ears. Right now I'm at an 8-gauge. Awesome right?
My goal is something like this.



Like, my Monglolian peoples.
Just kidding again pahaha.