Wednesday

Somethin to think about...

"American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class." So how much are they still making off me on those bag check fees now that gas prices have come down!?"

Dan Leavitt
downtowncustomprintwear.com

Tuesday

watch this til the end, promise it's worth it.

If your dreams are continuosly being deferred by uncontrollable circumstances, what do you do?
Give up or wait, hoping that somehow, this too shall pass.

Die for all I care.

My mother is the most evil, malicious, manipulative woman I have ever met. If you guys have ever read this before you would know that my mother was discrepant on my taxes so that she could get money out of it and then my school was like, "whoa, this isn't right" and said i had to re-file. I re-filed and naturally I have to pay back what they gave me. So it had been a couple months, and I hadn't heard from the IRS, some officials were suggesting I just live my life because I may have been forgiven, so I did.

TODAY.

Almost 3/4 months later. My mother calls and says the IRS sent her a notice and I owe a LARGE SUM OF MONEY by next week.

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY the IRS -JUST- sent her a notice. This woman has had the notice and has been holding it til the last minute to corner me in.

Bottom line, she won.

She did it.

I'm cornered. I don't have the money. I don't know what to do.
Maybe strip.
Prostitution.
Rob a bank.
Pawn shit.

THIS WOMAN IS ALWAYS SCREWING ME OVER FINANCIALLY.
I don't do shit to her.
I work hard!!!!
I don't deserve to be in debt at 19.

I just don't understand how someone could be so selfish and evil.

don't try to watch this at work like i did

Friday

My LCROSS Theory.

If yall didn't know last friday NASA decided it was a bright idea to crash our satelitte into the moon at a really fast pace to possible crack the moons surface... and discover water beneath the surface of the moon. Those of you that saw the footage know that AINT SHIT HAPPEN...

EXCEPT!

Its gotten cold as shit... everywhere....

AND

it's fucked up the ozone layer!

NASA IS TRYING TO KILL ALL OF US.

Thursday

Middle aged woman walks into a room naked “Why are you naked hun?” “This is my love dress babe.” “Well f*ckin iron it.”

-D.Layne