My LCROSS Theory.

If yall didn't know last friday NASA decided it was a bright idea to crash our satelitte into the moon at a really fast pace to possible crack the moons surface... and discover water beneath the surface of the moon. Those of you that saw the footage know that AINT SHIT HAPPEN...

EXCEPT!

Its gotten cold as shit... everywhere....

AND

it's fucked up the ozone layer!

NASA IS TRYING TO KILL ALL OF US.