Monday

Tiquismiquis.

I have always been one to abide by the golden rule, "When all else fails, get chicken fingers". There is nothing worse than going to a restaurant and seeing an entree with some crazy name and reading the description like, "oh shit this might actually be good". Then your plate comes and it tastes like sawdust. That shit sucks! Cuz you spent like twenty dollars on something that tastes like manuere!
I love food but I am a very picky eater so I'm at a restaurant I've never been to before I usually get chicken finger because you just... can't go wrong...

But yesterday..
I must have been in some type of mood because I ordered the:
Snowdrop Buffalo Nachos

..or some shit like that

It was like buffalo chicken on tri-color nachos with all these cheese and these peppers and shit... And it was overwhelming but I stepped out on a limb and ordered them..

THEM SHITS WERE BOMB!

Moral of the story: Try new things.. you might not always regret them.

Friday

Thursday

How Lazy Can You Get?



Guinness World Record for shortest escalator.
"The best part is, there are normal stairs after you get off the escalator..."

I cried..

I was talkin' to my ex and he showed me this... its amazing

c'mon son.



Thanks DLayne.

Wednesday

are hbcu's still neccessary?

Green: Yes
Grey: Maybe
Black: No
What do you think?
Regardless:President Barack Obama says that by 2020 America will again have the world's highest proportion of college graduates. The president said Monday that a recent increase in Pell Grants will help the nation reach that goal. He made the remarks as he spoke at a community college in Troy, N.Y., which has been hit hard by the economic recession. Obama said the government has simplified student aid applications to make it easier for students to afford a higher education.

Tuesday

SO..... this video was on my girlfriends FB page...


WATCH THE WHOLE THING

Don't be fooled by his awkwardness.

This kid can actually sing.

you gotta admit its kinda funny.

Twenty Ten.

I stole this from my man Dua's page. his friend Doron says... and i quote,
"We. Need. To. Hoo-ride. Ondisniggarightchea"



Tell me what y'all think.

Monday

Just to say...

I have nothing against Kanye.
I mean yeah he is selfish and inconsiderate but... I will bump 808s and Heartbreak all day and all night. Shit, I even based my own mixtape off of that theme (202s and HeartFake LOL) but yeah he is an ass, but... I do appreciate him for making great blazing music.

these rabbits are BAD!


Yeah, I said it!!
JK.

But on a serious tip this is my new favorite band. They go by the name of Bad Rabbits and they sprouted out of Boston. They're currently touring the upper east coast, which is known for cultivating alternative bands from buds to bushes. But don't let the genre push you away. Bad Rabbits have an old school feel and I think just about anybody could get jiggy with it. Look out for their album later this fall.


I actually saw one of there shows this friday. They're touring with a band called The Smyrk. They were pretty ill too. They're more rock based though so if that's you... check em out.


OH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
if you wanna see bad rabbits for your self..
they have a show next week.
its only ten bucks (and trust me they're worth a lot more)
RIGHT OFF THE B LINE (HARV AVE)
www.greatscottboston.com
I'll be there... chillin wit the rabbits...
And for all my DC heads.. please spread the world cuz im tryina see these bad ass rabbits at UMD, wit Asher and them... seriously.

Join The Movement.

Wednesday

Madonna Booed in Romania

Right after she said this:

“I’ve never been to Romania before and I am happy to be here. But I found out that there is a lot of discrimination against gypsies in eastern Europe and that makes me very sad. Especially because we believe in acceptance, gypsies, homosexuals, people that are different. It makes me very sad. Everyone must be treated the same, don’t forget that.”

Isn't that horrible?

Tuesday

Kanye On Leno




man, after all that happened at the VMA's, then being called a "Jackass" by President Obama yesterday, Kanye makes an unscheduled Leno appearance. It's good to see him taking responsibility for his actions, but man, he really has some inner demons and heartache he's dealing with. But I cant help but notice that his interview seemed more like Kanye was in the principles office... "what would your mother say about this? lol"

Sunday

An Email From My RA...

Random thoughts of the day:

More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can
> think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell
> my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves
> me.
>
> Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
> realize you're wrong.
>
> I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to
> have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
> sticks when they've invented the lighter?
>
> Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're
> going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to
> be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the
> direction from which you came, you have to first do something like
> check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to
> yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're
> crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
>
> I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
> younger.
>
> The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This
> recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
>
> Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work?
> You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix
> the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know
> how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or
> FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
>
> There is a great need for sarcasm font.
>
> Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
> suddenly realize I had no idea what the f*** was going on when I first
> saw it.
>
> I think everyone has a movie that they love so much; it actually
> becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting
> 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's
> laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little
> bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the
> only one who really, really gets it.
>
> How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
>
> I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than
> take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
>
> I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
> your computer history if you die.
>
>
> The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to
> finish a text.
>
> A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the
> spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
>
> Was learning cursive really necessary?
>
> Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to
> say".
>
> I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
>
> Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron
> test is absolutely petrifying.
>
> My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads.
> Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired
> about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us."
> Classy, bro.
>
> Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all
> I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
>
> How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod
> and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
>
> I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up
> to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
>
> While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and
> instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
>
> MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.
> Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
>
> Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
> person died.
>
> I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the
> shower first and THEN turn on the water.
>
> Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,
> and you can wear them forever.
>
> I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
>
> Bad decisions make good stories
>
> Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out th at their
> profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got
> the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures?
> Don't mind if I do!
>
> Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every
> year?
>
> If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would
> probably just be completely invisible.
>
> Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go
> around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly
> nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from; this shouldn't be
> a problem....
>
> You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
> when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything
> productive for the rest of the day.
>
> Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVD s? I don't
> want to have to restart my collection.
>
> There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are
> going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
>
> I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me
> if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I
> swear I did not make any changes to.
>
> "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
>
> I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching
> TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge
> me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren’t watching
> this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the
> room. Will we still be friends after this?'
>
>
> I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello?
> Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times
> and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the
> phone and run away?
>
> I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing
> anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
>
> When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she
> hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light
> internet stalking.
>
> I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle,
> then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
>
> Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising
> speed for pedophiles...
>
> As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,
> but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
>
> Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not
> know what time it is.
>
> It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
>
> I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
> answer when they call.
>
> I think that if, years down the road when I’m trying to have a kid, I
> find out that I’m sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from
> the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.
>
> Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to
> with it.
>
> Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car
> keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on
> the Donkey - but I’d bet my a$$ everyone can find and push the Snooze
> button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time
> every time...
>
> My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would
> happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
>
> It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the
> link takes me to a video instead of text.
>
> I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they
> drive behind obeys the speed limit.
>
> I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
>
> I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
> Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
>
> The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw
> they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words,
> someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think
> about it, and then estimate d that there must be at least four people
> eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by
> myself. There’s nothing like being made to feel like a fat b@st@rd
> before dinner.

Saturday

Prank'd!

Tuesday

there is a lot going on here.

Monday

snoop speaks.


stolen from internetgoon.com

Does anyone know where I can find one of these?


Quote of the day.

JOE BUDDEN SAYS:


“First of all, prostitutes, a lot of the times, have much cleaner pussy than regular girls.”

Words spoken from Jerz' own Joe Budden, the member of Slaughterhouse took some time out to break down to an associate of his that paying for sex isn't as bad as some people try and make it. If anything, paying for sex eliminates all of the pressures that come from trying to chase the girl or even maintaining a relationship and dealing with the emotional pressure.


“It's the bitches job to fuck. You don't think that bitch is taking care of her pussy?”


Budden even threw it in the air that having a prostitute is nothing that is based on income or something that is only done by middle to low class people within America.


“Everybody in the world has paid for ass…Sometimes when you are in situations like this and you are in your hotel room and you just want a quick nut without doing it yourself, you fucking call a fucking escort. She comes over and gives you the best whatever you had, you pay her and she exits. They way that girls in the real world are suppose to do, but they don't.”

EXTRACTED FROM HIPHOPWIRED.COM

They auctioned off his glove.

What's wrong with this picture?


I got this from Bossip.com and their article was called, "Holiday Swirl: Fake Cake and New Nose Job In Full Effect!"... I mean after going through the other pictures it does look like she either got a nose job or a lip job.. something was weird with her bone structure... But is it me or does her ass look a lil smaller?


Nooo..... not kim. oh gawd.

Chris Brown's Closet

I found this on the dope science blog..

If I had this many shoes I don't know how I would decide what to wear. I always pick out my shoes first... I guess if i had this many I would have to pick a shirt first, and then chose the shoes to match... but it's all white black and gray tees for now lol. I call it Budget Fly.

Sunday

what would u do?

Melody Angel



So I'm watching MTV and some show called "P. Diddy's Starmaker" comes on and I noticed a familiar face (at least to me), Melody Angel. Now, I hardly watch MTV, especially Bad Boy Film presentations (i mean how many shows does the guy have), but i was watching "ABDC" and the show came on after. But I was really excited to see her on the show because I've been listening to her music for over two years. She is an indie musician with an old school voice, reminiscent of old Motown artists or more recently, Corinne bailey Rae in my opinion. Its great to see her somewhat succeeding because on her old youtube videos she receives nothing but good feedback, and the ever popular, "why aren't you signed?". However, seeing her on the show is a bit bittersweet, in the fact that you want her to make it, but no one lasts on Bad Boy Records.

Oh, and the show is terribly biased in my opinion, just thought I'd put that out there.




Friday

True story: sex in America lasts a total of 17 minutes on average, INCLUDING FOREPLAY

Read more here.

Thursday

I though Kim was Beyonce for a min.

wow boosie really?

WHA DA?!?!

What people will do for record sales.

Lil Mama Vs Lelomy

Lil Mama know she was born a man too.. she just mad Lelomy dances better than her...LOL

hmm.

Its over for Maia Campbell.


I just hate to see stars fall off like this... yall remember her from Sister Sister and In the House and shit right?

Chris Brown's Bowtie.


This topic is trending like woah on twitter. Photoshop is uhhmazing.
PAHAHAHAAA

# less than a minute ago from web
# Samwarhol_normal blunted215 What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, #chrisbrownsbowtie already told her twice. less than a minute ago from web

This is all it really was

I got this straight from a news article:
The bowtie


Still more Twitter commenters, however, were transfixed with Brown's choice of baby blue bowtie and matching sweater. A sampling of tweets:


- "Chris Brown lost more fans for wearin this outfit than he did for hitting Rhianna~~~ HATER"

- "Who else wants to reach into the tv and yank that bow-tie off of chris brown?"

- "Is the bow tie chris brown has on his stylist attempt to make him look innocent or just payback for what he did to rihanna."

- "Why the f*** is Chris brown wearin a bowtie I feel like he gonna convert to Islam any minute and start sellin bean pie"

- "Chris Brown thought that dressing like a black howdie doodie [sic] on this interview was gonna get him off....lmfaooooooooooooo"


In fact, immediately after the interview, one ambitious Twitter user created a new account, chrsbrwnsbowtie, complete with tweets from the bowtie itself, which is black on its Twitter page.


"you ask why im black on twitter and blue on tv? i belong to chris brown...do the math...smh," explains the bowtie in a post.


A mere two hours after chrsbrwnsbowtie's first post, it had 650 followers.


UPDATE: #chrisbrownsbowtie has been one of the top trending topics on Twitter for more than 12 hours after Brown's interview ended.


FOLLOW CHRSBRWNSBOWTIE!

********Hinds I can't have sex with your personality and I can't put my penis in your college degree. SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS

11 hours ago · ·
Jake Dotson
Jake Dotson
I have good sex moves, that I learned in China.
9 hours ago
Sterling Eby
Sterling Eby
Woman are equal and deserve respect. Just kidding they should suck my dick! Vagina. Vagina.
9 hours ago
Jasmin J. Walters
Jasmin J. Walters
LMAO this is great
2 seconds ago · Delete

Wednesday

madonna colapses.

shawty got 10 kids on the lo.


Did -YOU- know Shawty Lo had 10 kids?

This video has almost 10,000 views and I do NOT know why.

Akon > Mario?

SINCE WHEN?!?!

I mean I know my boy Mario hasn't come out with many new songs yet but he is such a better artist than Akon.
Akon sounds like a tickle me elmo doll.. Mario can actually sing.

My school is holding a fall concert and Mario is opening for the main act 'Akon'. Am I the only one upset about this. I just feel like that is like.... disrespecting Mario. I mean... what tha!?!

Mario is about to release a new album in October. AND he has this hot new song wit Brandy...

and this other new song that I can't remember right now.

Pretty much... I'm pissed. And the tickets are thirty bucks... and i would only pay that if i was going to see mario... not akon.

Tuesday

I'm gauging my ears.

Yes yes y'all. I am gauging my ears. Just so I can do this.



Just kidding. But I am gauging my ears. Right now I'm at an 8-gauge. Awesome right?
My goal is something like this.



Like, my Monglolian peoples.
Just kidding again pahaha.