Granny's E-mails [the fourth]

Didn't read the last one? Click here.

I can't embed this slide show but please actually look at it.. I almost cried. Click here.


HOW WRONG WAS SHE FOR THIS??

and Bath and Body works is hiring.. lol.

Thanks Grandma.

Granny's E-mails [the third]

If you've never read Granny's Emails before.. here's a link to the last one.
This email is pretty self explainatory. Enjoy.

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That song is from Hairspray if you wondered why it was so familiar.

idk about this vid..how do you say whack in the most non disrespectful way lol




The speech was entirely too long so if you didn't have a chance to read it before I read it... well... thats just... tough...

Granny's Emails [the second]

I got some good stuff from grandma this week...
she took me back to my roots.. well a fraction of my roots...
look at this document..

Never forget the price paid for where you stand today..
This used to be our resume...
*********************
What must it feel like?
To carry the hopes and dreams of an entire race of people on your shoulders?

Remember to vote guys...

November 3rd has been marked the worldwide day to fast and pray for

Barack Obama between Noon and 1:00pm; giving up one meal for the day.

Instead of eating, pray for the following three things:

1.Pray for the Hand of God to move in a mighty way over this

election

2.Pray that this election will be handled in a fair and honest

manner and in a way that pleases God

3.Pray for the protection of Obama and his family

[Note: If you are on medication and have to eat something during that

time, ask God to speak to your heart and tell you what to give up].

Mark your calendars for Nov 3rd and pass this email on to all Obama

supporters!!! 

Granny's E-mails [vol i]

Those were a few pics from totallylookslike.com
Yeah, grandma told me about that one.
You get the point they compare celebs to animals, cartoons, other celebs, etc.

Yeah
i thought those were the best ones out of the email she sent/
Next Grandma wanted to show me that
SCIENCE can be FUN
So I don't know who compiled this list..
But..
It gave me a good laugh..
You'll see why at the end.
My comments are in this gray color.

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is
the male sperm.
[[We knew that]]
It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
[[...o...k... that was... dull]]
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
[[then why do it be breakin off so much? psh. bs.]]
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
[[.....hmmmmm]]
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
[[THUNDA THIGHS! teehehe]]
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
[[Maybe that's why we fall faster =( ]]
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
[[GROSS, see this is why i hate feet]]
Women blink twice as often as men.
[[thats strange.]]
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
[[o....k..... ur point? lol]]
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
[[have you seen that infomercial for the exercise tape
that helps you lose weight standing still or some shit
well.. maybe its tru]]
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
[[that sucks for indissolvable foods i guess]]
Men that read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.
[[OR they're gonna check it later.
Matter fact, can I have a guy try it and
tell me if it's true
im curious
your response can be anonymous]]

I also got a nice video from grandma

Thats enough about grandma and her emails. I actually have a lot of studying to do and what not. But I was wondering.. is anyone else getting sick of the autotune? Who really sings anymore? Damn.

I was out shopping today and in this store called Tello's there were these high waisted jeans, that were also skinny jeans but the bottom bunched up like a tube sock as well.
All at the same time.
One pair of jeans.
I was very upset.
Oh also, I would like to know what you guys think about shoplifting...
and what do you think about guys that ask you to send them picture messages.. creeps? or...