baby, am i doing too much?

i just think this is wild...

and not only do they have a Chia Pet but there was a wax figure made of him in the infamous Madame Toussads wax musuem BEFORE inaugaration..

they got hilary and JFK too...
[it didn't play sound for me]

don't get me wrong he looks great all waxed up..
but does anyone think the chia pet was just... too much
i mean homer simpson has one but what historic figure do you know with a chia pet made of them??

CRAZY STORY
It's 10:46 in my 10 o'clock class, The Genetic Century and my bubbly, over enthused, horse lovin' science teacher belches.
Not any belch. it was loud. and wet. and just... gross..
She excused herself but then went on to what sounded like coughing up hairballs..
which lead to her spitting up into her own hand..
and then throwing up in the trash can..

it was the most random thing.
if she wasn't feelin' well that day she could have fooled me. she was just as outgoing as she usually is..
My friend thinks she's preggers..
maybe so.

Mentir.

so..
i HATE LiARS.
As you all know, i'm over analytical, i do A LOT of complaining, i take EVERYTHING personal... [but u love me for it so it doesn't matter] But this is just a lil warning.. this is one of those days and it's gonna be one of those articles.. Off some Brandy shit. I'll open up with this video. Very disturbing video. I can't even watch it all.. All i know is i HOPE they're lyin their ass off... cuz... psh

iigh so that was my whack ass attempt at adding a graphic to this article but i'ma get right into this joint cuz i GOTS ta get this off my chest.

"here we go yo, here we go yo, so what's so what's what's the scenario"

Scenario1:
So there was a party coming up at Northeastern but for Non-NU students... you had to get signed in by a NU student. So I have a few buddies over there and I asked them ahead of time if they could sign me and my girls in. And they were like yeah maybe not all 8/9 of y'all but def like 6.. And we thought we were good.
So come the day of the party, we hit one of em like, "You still got us?" and they were like "we'll see what we can do"... which eventually became a "it's not looking too good" which eventually became a "well ***** has like 4 friends comin from Providence and **** and ******* went snowboarding and they prolly won't be back in time" AKA no.
We ended up gettin' into the party.
But once we were there.. we never came across *****'s 4 Providence friends and FaceBook snitched when this Hispanic chick wrote on dudes wall like "thanks for gettin me in last night i had fun etc etc"...
Like why couldn't he just say no.. from the jump.
Or when he decided he'd rather sign in other chicks.. why didn't he just tell us..
We stood out in the cold.. for what felt like an hour.. waiting to find someone to sign us in..

Scenario2:
So my birthday is on Tuesday. And this chick in the building next to me has the same exact birthday as me.. Matter fact she's the one who brought it to my attention back in like Nov. So we're havin this great Wall to Wall about it... and I'm all "what do you have planned for your birthday" and she's all "idk we should frollick around campus yelling etc etc"...
Today on the way to practice a ran into my friend from NEWTON campus which is madd far and i'm like "yo **** what are you doing on Upper campus??" and she's all "oh im going to ********'s birthday dinner, you don't know about it?" and i'm all "nah, i don't. and that's funny cuz we have the same birthday"...
yes... i was salted
i have no problem admitting that.
like i know her and i dont chill like that like that... but i mean when i asked her what she was doin for her birthday she coulda hit me with the "me and my friends are going out to eat".. even if i was invited i probably wouldn't have gone but i mean i still feel as if the invitation should have been extended especially when other ppl that I KNOW she don't talk to like that like that were invited..
..and on top of that they pulled up in a stretch Escalade or Hummer or some shit.

The point of this article..
well there is no moral..
im just complaining lol
but my point is i don't know why ppl feel the need to lie about things as small as this... like these weren't even those... "oh lemme lie so i don't hurt her feelings" type lies... these were both like... pointless..
my feelings wouldn't have been hurt in either situation.. i wouldn't have been mad in either situation.. i honestly don't understand..

*Mellow Yellow is wearing heels and sweats walking around the hall burping*

Makes me wanna make a video about it.
That's somethin boys and girls could both relate to.

Whole time..
I don't think any Human Being can totally relate to me.
I just feel like I expect too much out of these Earthlings.
I need to find me some Martians..

I'll close this with a song... Lie To Me - George Nozuka
[Yes he is Justin Nozuka's brother.. their whole family is like... famous and/or talented]
...even tho in this song he wants to be lied to.. whatever

..::it's a new day

if you didn't watch President Obama being sworn in.. you're a butt nugget
..and you're even worse if you didn't cry.

this song just.. motivates me
yesterday BC had like a MLK/Obama celebration and a guy sung this song with a choir from school.. and it was AMAZING..

Granny's E-mails [the fourth]

Didn't read the last one? Click here.

I can't embed this slide show but please actually look at it.. I almost cried. Click here.


HOW WRONG WAS SHE FOR THIS??

and Bath and Body works is hiring.. lol.

Thanks Grandma.

iNSOMNiA

so..
i can't sleep.
[this goes out to you S-Diggy]
yes, it's 4:16am.
and yes, unlike every other school in the country, we have class tomorrow..

what am i doing up?

well, you know when you want to go to sleep so bad and you close your eyes so tight that instead of falling you begin to analyze the back of your eye lids or watch that little streak of color in the midst of darkness and try to chase it with your eye... [yall know what im talking about! oh you dont? close your eyes and try it, my friend]
and then you get caught up asking yourself why the hell cant i fall asleep

and randomly begin analyzing everything that happened in your day..
for me its like.. i create an entire fantasy, about a boy i could have only seen once, imagine our lives together, and create an entire film in my head. my pre-sleep is a cinema.

sometimes i think of random things like how i always thought 'fiend' should be spelled 'phene' and 'hoax' should be spelled 'hokes' or 'hokest' or better yet how i always thought that one of my good friends B.Temkin had a 'p' in her last name.. [[tempkin]]


sometimes i think of things like how my cracking lips, stiffening hips and shaded purple fingertips are marking the beginning of a boston winter and how im not going to be attending any classes once it gets below hmm.. 30

sometimes i think of future blogs to write [[like how NOT to get a girl]] and they're always really good ideas too but they get lost on my crazy train of thought... once i start thinking theres no telling where the destination is..
Then I realize 40 minutes has passed and im like OH SHiT

WHY AM I STILL AWAKE?


So i try those little tactics people told you about when you were younger..
ahh... count sheep! thats what I'll do.
First it took me a minute to create the setting.. what kind of fence was it exactly? hmm short brown joint, iight.. but like is it daytime or night? night time.. moonlight sky.. stars above.. chu kno.. set the pre-sleep mood.

[1... 2.... 3.... 4....]

So im counting these sheep and then I'm like wait.. What are these sheep supposed to look like? I've only seen my mothers ship skin coat and them clay joints on the Sealy commercials! And what if there was an obese sheep? How the hell they expect him to get his fat ass over the fence? So in my mind there's like 15 feet helpin' this big ass sheep over the fence..

[....19....20...21]

and it hit me.

Where the hell are these sheep even coming from??
So I create a farm.. something along the lines of the joint in Animal Farm [good book, read it] I create a farmer.. I could only imagine dude off of Wallace and Gromit cuz Sealy got me in this clay mode..
So I'm back to countin sheep.

[...26 ....27 ...28 ...29]

Wait, why are these sheep leaving the farm. What's so bad about the farm that's makin' them want to leave. Cuz I remember why I moved out my house shooooot [Thanks B.Coles for takin me in lol] Then I remembered Of Mice and Men... and how Lennie liked to pet soft things.. and he didn't know his own strength.. Well maybe he was pettin the sheep and got a lil out of control when they tried to flee like Lennie and that woman.. So.. that's why the sheep are leaving.. damnit Lennie..
I MUST SAVE THE SHEEP! COUNT FASTER!!

[33 34 35 36 37 38 39..]

and now I can't sleep until all the sheep are okay...

Who came up with this horrible horrible fore sleep play?
so i googled it! Harriet Martineau 1832... wrote about it in some essay..
Fuck you Harriet Martineau for causing insomnia, concern and uncontrollable, rapid, eye movement.

I'm goin' crazy.
a lil ill-literacy oughta put me to sleep

Granny's E-mails [the third]

If you've never read Granny's Emails before.. here's a link to the last one.
This email is pretty self explainatory. Enjoy.

Photo and video editing at www.OneTrueMedia.com

That song is from Hairspray if you wondered why it was so familiar.

idk about this vid..how do you say whack in the most non disrespectful way lol




The speech was entirely too long so if you didn't have a chance to read it before I read it... well... thats just... tough...

Obama the Anti-Christ??

Yo madd people have been coming to me with this ish... Like, BLACK PPL TOO!!!.... Here's like the description for The Beast.. Do you think Obama fits it?

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When Satan comes as the beast he will have so much power and authority that the whole world will marvel. Almost everyone in the world will worship the beast.

“And all the world marveled and followed the beast.” Revelation 13:3

He will come as Allah or Imam Mahdi to the Muslims, Maitreya Buddha to the Buddhists, Jesus Christ to the Christians, Krishna to the Hindus, Messiah to the Jews, Saoshyant to the Zoroastrians, the “Dark Lord” to satanists, and so on through the whole list of 666 names. His goal is to win the worship and allegiance of every person on earth.

The beast will speak in a melodious voice and he will have friendly, loving eyes. He will be gentle and kind. His appearance will dazzle and charm people. He will be extremely powerful.

"13 He performs great signs, so that he even makes fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men. 14 And he deceives those who dwell on the earth by those signs which he was granted to do in the sight of the beast." Revelation 13:13-14

Almost everyone in the world will get the mark of the beast. There are many reasons why people will choose to get the mark, chief among them is that they will be allowed to buy food, water, medicine and clothes. They will be able to work and get paid. Humanly speaking, getting the mark of the beast will be the logical, sane, safe, smart thing to do. This could well refer to rejecting political correctness and having society come down on you, so that you can't keep a job.

"16 He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, 17 and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name." Revelation 13:16-17

When Jesus was on earth, He had 12 disciples. When the Beast/Satan is on earth, claiming to be God, he will have 12 leading demons with him. There will also be millions of demons who come to earth at the same time as the first beast and the second beast of Revelation 13. Many of these demons will pretend to be angels from heaven.

After Satan and his demons have been on earth for a few months the two demons pretending to be the prophets Moses and Elijah will force people to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead. They will enforce the mark of the beast. The demon who is pretending to be Elijah will call down fire from heaven to prove that the beast is God.(George Soros?) The demon who is pretending to be Moses will work miracles to prove that the beast is God.(One of the Beast's backers?)(Oprah?)

Has he arrived yet? Yes, he is here with us now. Please listen carefully to his words and test everything he says against the Bible.

“These were more fair-minded than those in Thessalonica, in that they received the word with all readiness, and searched the Scriptures daily to find out whether these things were so.” Acts 17:11

His present cleverness has people asking already if he is the Messiah. Many have received his mark the world over, and many more will accept it in the coming months.

The prophecy is now in the beginning of being fulfilled. Hell has come to earth.
***
that person wasn't saying obama was the anti-christ, they were just posting the description as is in Revelations...
Here's what another Obama-Hater had to say....
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John Cox wrote:
OBAMA IS MABUS, THE ANTI-CHRIST, THE BEAST 666!!!
1.- He will come as a man of Peace (Obama promises peace in Iraq, defeat for the United States,a
country he claims to serve but betrays.)
2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse(Obama mother is white who had 12 African husbands and
lovers)
3.- He will come to deceive( Obama says he's a Christian but in fact he was born a Muslim, practices
the Islamic religion, prays Friday’s facing Mecca)
4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected, Mabus will be his name.
5.- He will try to destroy the Jewish People and Israel,the nature of the Beast is to hate Israel(
Obama has said he loves Arabs specially
Palestinians, hates Israel and Jews. Admires Hitler, Osama etc)
6.- He will present himself as good and righteous but in fact he's Satan himself. Famine,
destruction,Violence and Murder is in his heart
7.- Obama will help Iran and Al Qaida in their evil projects of destruction.
8.- Barack Hussein Obama is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(Daniel .11, Kenya is south
of Jerusalem)
9.- Obama comes to implant Muslim Sharia Law upon America. Sharia is the Law of Slavery for Humanity.
It's the opposite of Freedom.
10.- Obama will enslave American women forever with Sharia Law. Hijab and burkas will cover their
bodies
11.-Mabus will finish his term on 2012,predicted by the Mayas to be the end of the world.
12.- Mabus will use Mind Control to obtain control of the ignorant masses, only those who read this
note will be free from his mental hold.
13.-Mabus has come to destroy the finest country in the world, America. Mabus has come to steal your
soul and your children's souls. He brings famine, plagues, Nuclear war, race war, and the total
destruction of America.
It's written and will come to pass, Mabus will try to be your King and destroy the world with nuclear
weapons but his first attack will be against Israel and the Jewish people. The beast 666 hates G-d's
chosen people.
Obama is the Anti-Christ, beware of him and don't let you be deceived by Him.
Supporters of Obama: 1.5 billion Muslims, Oprah, Louis Farrakanh, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and all
American Muslims.
This time is your turn to suffer America, the next 4 years will be pure hell if Mabus becomes your
King.
***
Have you ever seen the movie Left Behind??
Thats my ish.
You should really watch them if you've never seen them.
It's one of those Christian, fear-God movies.. but it's actually good.
Here's a trailer..

Did you see the blonde guy towards the end? He's the antiChrist in that movie..

Granny's Emails [the second]

I got some good stuff from grandma this week...
she took me back to my roots.. well a fraction of my roots...
look at this document..

Never forget the price paid for where you stand today..
This used to be our resume...
*********************
What must it feel like?
To carry the hopes and dreams of an entire race of people on your shoulders?

Remember to vote guys...

November 3rd has been marked the worldwide day to fast and pray for

Barack Obama between Noon and 1:00pm; giving up one meal for the day.

Instead of eating, pray for the following three things:

1.Pray for the Hand of God to move in a mighty way over this

election

2.Pray that this election will be handled in a fair and honest

manner and in a way that pleases God

3.Pray for the protection of Obama and his family

[Note: If you are on medication and have to eat something during that

time, ask God to speak to your heart and tell you what to give up].

Mark your calendars for Nov 3rd and pass this email on to all Obama

supporters!!!