whats ya name?

...yeah baby, whats ya numbaaaa.



yessuhh, yessuhh.

i'm back again boys and girls to write my second official article. what shall the topic be this time you ask!?

BAGGING.

bagging.."booking"...GETTING SOMEBODYS NUMBER pretty much. and no, i dont mean getting a good friends number because you lost your phone or something..i mean getting holla'd at & giving them your number & vice versa for boys.

This is something that just about everybodyyy has to deal with. I mean going to parties, going to bars, going to clubs, shit..just walking down the street you might meet somebody, strike up a conversation, and the next thing you know your asking for their number/ giving out your number.

I mean, this is how relations are started, right? You meet somebody out somewhere, begin talking on the phone/texting or whatever, then start seeing each other in person and the next thing you know your tied down...right? or wrong? Does randomly meeting people & beginning to talk to them ever ACTUALLY lead to successful relationships? Or are the most successful relationships the ones that begin as actual friendships and then evolve? [please comment & respond]

For me personally, 2 of my 3 relationships were based of randomly meeting people, talking a little, exchanging numbers and then going on from there..and the other one was like a best friend turned boyrfriend. So, i guess i've been on the extremes of the spectrum, lol...but then again, currently i'm technically single and confused.

But lets get back to what i ACTUALLY wanted to talk about lol...

so let's say it's done. you've bagged/ have been bagged. THEN WHAT?! when do you begin texting? when do you begin calling?

I, personally, say ASAP. Now, I don't mean like as soon as they walk away, lol...but like later that night or the next day. This is because when I meet somebody and like them enough to actually give them my number, I wanna start talking to them almost immediately. I wanna learn more about them, what they like, what they don't, hobbies..u know, all that stuff while their picture is fresh in my mind. At most maybe 2 days later. Maybe i'm just impatient, but by the third or fourth day I've alredy kinda given up and shrugged them off.

But more important than the timing of the first text/call is the content of it. I mean, texting is pretty straightforward and easy to manage..but at the same time, any first conversation can run dry quickly. I mean, if you've already covered the basics like age, school, hobbies & shit when you first met..what the hell is there to talk about? The first guy I ended up dating through bagging called me the night I gave him my number (I met him at dunkin donuts that afternoon...lol) and somehow we ended up talking for like at least 2 hours...it was pretty much smooth sailing from there. The other had taken the VERY safe route and facebooked me first, and actually gave me HIS number...I texted him first, we started texting, and THEN after a while began to call.

My advice for the first phone call would be to start talking to them as if youve known them for awhile. you know, joke around..tell them something funny that had happened to you earlier..whatever it takes. Becuase as i've learned all too recently, it only takes about 4-5 minutes of dry& awkward conversation to convince you that the cutie you met a few days ago aint all that...and i feel that for most guys the time limit is even shorter.



ARRRIGHT, so to tie this baby together imma spit you a few songs.



aiight, this is pretty self explanatory & exactly what im talkin' about. it's usher bagging a chick...yummm.



Nobodys Home - Avril Lavigne

THIS, on the other hand has nothing to do with what i'm talking about. most people hear "skater boi" and "girlfriend" and absolutely dismiss avril lavigne. but with this song & other songs such as "with you" she's actually had some pretty powerful stuff...and recently i've been listening to a lot more of her old stuff & Pink's old stuff...it's good.

&& lastly


Universal Mind Control feat. Pharrell Official Music Video - Common

...because it's amazing & i can't get it outta my head.

AIIGHT, peace son son.

<33333 mellow yellow.

main joint...

Word:
sin·gle
Pronunciation:
\ˈsiŋ-gəl\
Function:
adjective
Definition:
1 a: not married b: of or relating to celibacy

Single is such a vague term nowadays.I mean like, growing up it always meant Hey are you single?? 'no I'm not in a relationship' and 'yeah, you have a chance to become that relationship that i'm not in right now'.It's not like we were thinkina bout marriage back then. But now there are so many effin exceptions to the rule.

I have come up with a few classifications of the single man. There's the single and not ready to mingle anytime soon, there's the single just so i can say i am, and there's the actually single..

ActuallySingle is the guy that will approach you and genuinely want something from you. Whether it's to fuck or actually get to know you better. Thing about these dudes is... some are good for you and some are bad. Just because they're actually single doesn't mean they're looking not to be. Girls get that effed up. Some ActuallySingle dudes are lookin for a girl and some aren't. These guys are single by definition.. no strings attached.

Single(So I Can Say I Am) might just be the worst single guy out there. These are the guys that are technically single but really they got this main joint that might as well be their girlfriend. These dudes aren't in a relationship because either... there's distance between him and her, she doesn't want to commit, or just so he can say he is single when he is at the club and meets YOU yet he has no intention of getting very far.

SingleNoMingle is the guy that just got out of a long term relationship and doesn't want to have a girl friend anytime soon .yadda yadda yahhh you've heard it before. this is the guy that is hurt.. and is morphing into a woman-usin asshole. the good thing about the SingleNoMingle guys is you can try to save him and be there for him in his time of need and all that gooshy stuff... be patient... he'll come around and become ActuallySingle.

"here we go yo, here we go yo, so what so what so what's the scenario"

Scenario 1:

I met a Single(So I Can Say I Am) at the club last week. Ok.. ok... I know! Red flag... I met a guy at the club whatever... I'm over it. ANYWAY, I met him at the club.. we danced, exchanged numbers, been textin' it up, you know gettin' to know each other through eGame... but then I did some research.. [via FaceBook of course] and this dude has a main joint. Like chick has been aroun for yeeeaaarrrrssss... [yes i did some hardcore investigatin] and she still is.. he has yet to mention her though but i mean i understand that cuz he's still feelin me out. But does this mean I have no chance from the jump?

Scenario 2:

Me and another Single(So I Can Say I Am) accidently fell into each others lips at this party but we were like just good friends. But after that night we realized that I mean whoa we could have feelings for each other. When we sobered down and discussed it a few days later, he told me about how technically he was single but he ain't gon lie to me... he's been seriously 'talking' to this girl for a while now.. [i'm guessin' this is one of those joints where the chick don wanna commit] but he still wanted to talk to me and see where it could go.
Uhm.... false.
I wasn't about to agree to be the other woman! are you kidding me??!!? And in my mind, he was puttin limitations on where we could go from the jump so... what was the point? Was it possible that he was gettin' sick of her and I coulda been that straw to break the camels back?

SO those are our scenarios. Advice greatly appreciated and shit.

WHOLE TIME
I'm just tryina be somebodys main joint.
All I'm tryina do
is be somebodys main boo..
All I'm tryina be
is somebodys main squeeze
can i get an Amen?!?
Y'all don't hear me..

Adapted from JazzyBooBoo's Blog: Boys, Dogs and Men

ok b...

thanks for your votes people..

when asked if diva is the female version of a hustler you said perhaps or that it depends..
after viewing beyonce's video for the song... i saw that she defined it herself as
1 a sucessful and glamorous female performer or personality [a fashion diva]
2 especially : a female singer who has achieved popularity [pop diva]

i'd just like to say i'm upset.
by her own definition... how is that a hustler?
hmmm.

you can view the vid for yourself here.
sorry.. cant embed it.

OH! and she had that ugly butterfly/mermaid dress thing on... that i had in one of my old blogs... BITIN'

For the world...

you niggas want BEEF? i want a STEAK and a WEED B.

yo yo yo.

so, for my FIRST OFFICIAL BLOG ARTICLE EVERRRR i chose a topic that most recently has become a pretty interesting part of my life. ...and although i was like 199.99% sure i was gonna use this time to spit some man-hating words, i have chosen to use this time to talk about (dun dun dunnnnn)

GOSSIP.

Dictionary definition: idle talk or rumor, esp. about the personal or private affairs of others: the endless gossip about Hollywood stars.

..i personally think that's pretty true, except i would add in the fact that they're gossiping about people THEY DON'T REALLY KNOW. you wouldn't be wondering what so-and-so was doing with so-and-so last friday if you were actually friends with them because they would have told you.

when i think of gossip, i think of high school. i think of catty girls making up stories and talking about eachother having scandalous rendevous. i think of reputation-ruining-rumors and clique wars. pretty much, i think of the movie mean girls. did i gossip when i was in high school? hell to the mother fucking yeahhhh i did. freshman and sophomore year thats just about all i did. trash talking because a skill of mine. i could tear apart a girls outfit (verbally...pervs) to my best friend in seconds. did i ever make up a rumor about somebody? no, i never went thaaaat far, but i might as well have. and then junior year came, i was bogged with school work, thought i was too cool for school, and actually got a life.

..so, if i got over it junior year in high school... tell me why now, in college, gossipping & trash-talking is everywhere. and most of it's not even freshman. UPPER CLASSMAN bitties are in on this shit too.

At first I thought people gossipped about others just because they were bored. I honestly did. Their lives weren't interesting enough, so they look to others for a sense of entertainment. I mean, that's what happens with celebrities right? Bored? Buy a magazine and see what crazy shit Britney Spears got herself into this week. Done with your homework early? Turn on the E! channel and see what the stars wore on the red carpets...i personally dont find any entertainment in it, but obviously millions of people do because they is a huge fucking industry for it.

But, we're in college. We're never that bored (unless we are at home snowed in...like i am now). There's always some homework that we're putting off, some alcohol that we could be drinking, or some athlete that we could be sleeping with and then getting lied to by. So, if gossip is not a time filler, why do it? I'm sorry children, but i really don't have an answer. So, hmm, maybe this blog is pointless..but i have some examples from my own experiences thus far that might clue you in to my curiosity about the topic.

EXAMPLE ONE: "you've had a reputation of being a ho around lower for the last month."

interesting how this was said about a week after my one month anniversary with my boyfriend, hmm? mind you, this was told to me by a girl a class above me who i really don't know that well. we were at a party, and she took time out of her night to "help me out" and tell me that unspecified people believe that i've been getting it in with mad dudes. had i been in a straight mind set, i would have bitched her ass out, telling her that i've been talking with the same guy for the last four months or so, and even if i WAS getting it in with mad dudes it was none of her damn business. i honestly didn't even know her full name til about a week after. now, i can't really blame her for this as much as the people who apparently had been talking shit ... but common now. how sad must your life be if your making up shit about a sweet, wide-eyed, innocent freshman like myself? ...exactly.

EXAMPLE TWO:

him: "i heard you really be gettin' in poppin' up here" (said really suggestively)

me: "heh...i guess..what do you mean?" (awkwardly)

him: "i heard from sources that they saw you walking with two athletes"

me: "so..."

yup. this conversation actually happened. one of my good friends heard rumors that i was apparently messing with 2 football players (at the same time..like..really though?) and tried to give that fact that they saw me WALKING with them as evidence. mind you, this occured at the very,very,very beginning of the school year when i just moved in and the only other people on the fucking campus were the athletes...and the worst part about this was that people will actually BELIEVE IT! they don't know the first thing about me, so they assume "oh hey, a girl is walking with two athletes. she must be getting trained on."...like wat-da-fuck.

Alright, I'm gonna start bringing this baby to a close.

This is my FAVORITE SONG right now (well..one of the many) & it just happens to be called Gossip (lol). Lil Wayne goes SOO HARD on this song... every other line i just cant help but smile. if your one of those people who really just bumps to the beat and doesnt really listen to the lyrics, i would highly reccomend you change that for this song =]

ps. my title is from this song tooooo.

"Drag my name through the mud

I come out clean

Cast away stones

I wont even blink

A gun is not a math problem

I wont even think

Just leave you dead

like the mink under my sink"

aiight, i'm out for now.

stay classy, world.

Of Gods & Girls

Aiiight ladies n gents, time to get my first official post in here...

so i'm finally done with finals. happy as hell about that. Break has begun and i'll post a lil more often now...oh yeah shout outs to Stacey aka S.Dot aka The Rock's Finest lmfao

so as i was studying, i was throwing on some older tracks I was jammin to freshman year and came across Mr. J. Medeiros.




So, for those who ain't familiar with dude, he was part of the group, The Procussions, who've dropped 3 albums, one of which is pretty dope, called 5 Sparrows for Two Cents in 2006.



So in '07 J decided drop a solo joint called Of Gods and Girls which was freakin crazy in my eyes. That album is sooo ill! and those beats are fire! There's a lil jazzy feel to it, like Constance which is the true story about a 13 year old Filipino girl who's a victim to human trafficking and rape...serious ass story there. but some joints, like Keep Pace just go hard as hell in regards to the beat. He's what most hip hop heads would prolly call a backpacker and a conscious cat.





He sounds like Zack De La Rocha of the infamous rock group Rage Against the Machine... and matter fact, the first time i heard his voice, I actually thought my boy Zack was back in the game and rappin. I was wrong. but I was pleasantly surprised to hear Medeiros' music. Shit was like a breath of fresh air. Still is, too. This albums definitely back in my rotation.

Here are two of his videos, coincidentally, for Keep Pace and Constance...

Keep Pace




Constance


I'm big on conscious rap. I'ma post a lot of shit tho. everything.
If you wanna hear some more of his shit, hit me up...

Enjoy

you THINK you know, but you have NO IDEA: College Life... Friends

So here is december... pretty much the end of my first semester of college...

there's a lot that i think i have learned in these past 3 almost 4 months...
at first i was not enjoying my experience here, but i have realized that this is a growing experience and im learning. being here, god-willingly, will make me a better person. not only academically and intellectually but in my time here i think i am maturing.. i am learning about the world that i have always watched under the protection of my parents. yea, BC isn't the world, but it's a portion of it.. and im here.. alone.. and im growing...


so in celebration of this new realization of growth and the end/ survival of my first semester of college EVERRR lol, i am going to do a little mini series about the things i have learned more about here at BC

newhoo here is the first article i guess you can say..

I came into to college thinking I was going to meet a lot of new people, that I would acquaint some, befriend others, and fall in love with one...
I thought that coming to college would mean that I would have the ginormous groups of friends and we'd be super tight by the time Thanksgiving came around...

Now looking back, I realize that it was silly of me to think that that would happen, when all the times before that I have enjoyed the company of a few close friend...

I came here and I can say that I "acquainted" with everyone. We'd chill, eat together, go to class together, go out together.. It was fun. but it still didn't have that "college bestfriends" feeling to me..
Soon everyone was grouping off into the "friendship-groups" lol. And although I felt as is I could hang out and chill with anyone here at BC, I never felt that genuine click with anyone.. and it bothered me because I didn't understand how everyone had found their bestfriends and I still hadn't...
I didn't comprehend how someone could meet another person and all of a sudden become their bestfriend.. like in just a month... for me tight friendships like that had to be developed over time.. iono...

Soo.. i have had an epiphany...
I'm not like everyone else... So there for I going to go about things differently..
So when people found their "BFFL" in a month.. I found my real friends in three.. and even then, nothing is ever certain..

NEWHO.. i found some people at BC that i truely care for... and ima miss then MUCHO GRANDE come winter breakk :-(
and if you still haven't found those "friends" don't stress it... it will come in time..


peaceee


Quote timee: "The making of friends, who are real friends, is the best token we have of a man's success in life" -Edward Everett Hale

Okay, so today I broke up with my boyfriend of 2years and 2 months... but i feel fine. not the fucked-up, INsecure, Emo fine, but the I feel okay fine... I mean, we been on this slippery slope...down hill of course, so I've been expecting to break up with him for a while. I was guna do it after the holidays tho b/c the holidays are sposed to be happy and stuff. Plus, his ex-broke up with him about 2 years ago...around xmas... I shoulda known it wasnt guna work out by how the relationship started. Anywhoo, moving on... Okay so, speaking of the DEVIL, his ex...yeah, she ruined him. Str8 up fucked him all over...the stupid slut. But anyway...im jus sayin this because I guess im jus now realizin that you really cant FIX a ruined man. I tried to, and it didnt work out. So now im single and ready to mingle... I thought id be heart broken... but im not. Im just a lil bitter sweet. Bitter because I did EVERYTHING a good... no FUCK good... a GREAT girl friend should do. I was there for him, in whatever he wanted to do, be it with the relationship or life wise, I supported him, I waited a year and a half for him to even ASK ME OUT!!! shit! If that doesnt say enough, what does? He was my first real relationship, my first love. We share the same habbits (dont drink, dont smoke) but not the same life goals (I will get married and have children, he wont). Im a go getter... im determined to be a lawyer and make my way to DA, I dont care how many years of schooling I need. He has settled for what career field he can go into with credits from fucking MC! I could go on forever...but i wont. I just dont understand how I gave him ALL my time, ALL my energy, ALL my love, ALL my everything... and got SHIT back in return... but it's w/e. I know that God puts people in your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime...he wass just my reason, that stretched into a season. I honstly dont think it was sposed to go as far as it did. But what more can I say...idk... HE BETTER NOT CALL ME TONIGHT EITHER! shit...im a bitter mad angry black woman now... sike jkjk he's not guna ruin it for the next man, I wont let him... I really do hope that he finds someone that he's willing to change for one day tho... IDK y it wasnt me, guess im not pretty, young, or hispanic enough (like his ex... shes like 16...she was 14 when he dated her... and he was like 18... sick shit... i shoulda known! I SHOULDA KNOWN!!!) PS-sorry if there are any type-o's... im not in the editing mood...

Jane Dimension Presents....

The Underground Love Mixtape...

I really want everyone to download this one... It is SOOOO good... really it is... The only track I'm mad at so far is number7 and that's because I don't like when anyone does anything with Tribe...
Here's the track list..

1. Afta-1- Banilla Beans
2. Clara Hill- Just Paradise
3. The Foreign Exchange- Sweeter Than You
4. Clara Hill Meets Vikter Duplaix- Paper Chase
5. J*Davey- Finer Things
6. Esthero- Superhereos (Afta-1 Remix)
7. J*Davey- Relax
8. Jneiro Jarel- Wont Let You Go
9. Hollyweerd- Have You Ever Made Love to a Weirdo
10. N*E*R*D- Am I High
11. Flying Lotus- Fall In Love
12. Muhsinah- Millions
13. Afta-1 - Candy Box
14. The Whitest Boy Alive- Borders
15. The Foreign Exchange- Daykeeper ft. Muhsinah
16. Q-Tip - Lisa
17. Telepopmusic- Dont Look Back
18. Kissey Asplund- The Big Mess
19. Tawiah- Broken Heart
20. Gemstones- Unappreciated
21. Free The Robots- Billie Verve
22. Gecko Tucker- Monosabio Blues
23. Black Milk- Without You
24. Daedelus- Fin
25. Quiroga- No More
26. Kenna- Say Goodbye To Love
27. Christian Rich- The Shit
28. Brittany Spears- Why Should I Be Sad
29. Matthew Herbert- Celebrity
30. Bishop Lamont- Feel On It

Seriously get it.
I promise there's something on this joint for everybody!

Now let me present to you Today's Tune with Leah and Jasmin..

Today's Observations

[they're actually from yesterday but it was a long night]
Yesterday I had a lot of contemplative time. I was on the T for an extremely long time, trekking to Cambridge, MA only to have to turn around and come right back.. <-That's a blog in itself. Anywho, I made a few observations while I was out.

The first is, homeless people stink a lot. I'm sick and I can't smell most scents or taste most food but the stench of this man almost threw me onto the tracks. Seriously like, it was a problem. To add to it, his entire ass was hangin out of his pants.. (maybe that's where the stench came from)

I also came across some interesting people on the train.. I had a seat from the jump because BC is the end of the line.. So when it started getting crowded everyone was above me, u know? Well as it gets crowded this short, hairy faced, Hispanic dude, looked about 22, he like dodged traffic and jumped hurdles to stand over in my little area. No lie. So I turn my body outward so that people won't like.. think we're together cuz he was real close and he was like holding the bar that was over my head and I was just.. uncomfortable.. To make it worse, he starts singing! Not humming a tune but like legit belting whatever was in his headphones. And to drag more attention to himself, his phone starts ringing all loudly but he can't hear it because he has headphones in AND he's singing and I was just upset. So, I read. Yes, I'm one of those losers that read on the T.

What else did i see? Hmm. Oh yeah! I realize that those fitted caps, new era, etcc... they are so misleading. You will think a guy looks sooo goood and as soon as he takes off his hat his forehead is 5 inches higher than you expected, or his hair line is extremely wide or he has a widow's peak.. and then you're disappointed. SO ladies, before you get in too deep with a guy make sure you've seen him without his hat. Something I've noticed about life in general is that 'i don't want to be in a relationship right now' crap is bullhair.
Yes, bullhair.
truth is whether or not someone says they want a relationship, when they find that special someone that they can't pass up on, their mind will change. Point blank. So if you're at that inbetween stage with someone, where you want a relationship but they 'don't want a relationship right now' for whatever reason, forget about them. Either letting them go will make them chase you and realize that they like.. want you.. or this will save you from a long line of disappointment and misery.
Cuz most of the time, even if it's subconscious, the reason they don't want a relationship is because you're not the full package, or not enough of the package to change their mind. They still have a wandering eye that they aren't willing to turn to you, they aren't willing to give up their right to search. But if you are in this situation, don't force anythingg.. Cuz that's how people end up cheating on people.

today i was watching akeelah and the bee and... it brought me back to Jett Jackson days. I just want to put out a PSA... if anyone knows Lee Thompson Young or anyone that looks just like him... Please put me on. Because even tho I 'don't want a relationship right now' I'd drop that.. for him.

siiiigh....

Flatter Me, Baby.

Gossip.
It's a funny thing really.

"i bet you think this blog is about you, bout you, don't you"

Some people talk shit because they got their feelings hurt, Some talk
shit because they're insecure, Some because they actually have a genuine
dislike for someone but for others...
it's because deep down inside, they still like that person and they're
salted and needy.
Let's gossip about those people right quick.

I have a genuine dislike for them. Lol.
Especially when they're talking about me. I wish they would just come
out and be honest with themselves like. Gossiping about the person is NOT
gonna get them back, not gonna make them pay you any mind.. MATTER FACT
they'll probably grow more hate for you in this process... What did you
expect to get out of it?
I know it's like the human nature thing to do, you're hurt so you want
them to look like the bad guy to everyone else as well as you but deep
inside you'd hop in their arms in a split second. Why deny it? Why cause
drama?
Here are some rules.. if you're gonna gossip like that, don't deny what
you say... man up to it.. Get a journal or a counselor or get in touch
with ur emotions and be honest about your shit.. shit!

Saying stuff like
"Don't start thinking u shit..cuz u aint..aint no body finna talk about
u like u hot shit"
or
"No.. wth? dnt flatter yaself"
does nothing but flatter me, baby...
Because YOU were the one talking about ME. You are the one denying it to
MY face.
YOU are the one contradicting yourself.. talking about me yet telling me
no one is talking about me like I'm hot shit... hmmm...

Think About It, sweetheart.

Oh and for those that are wondering where this is coming from yes this
article was derived from a real live event lil and those were direct
quotes.
Pahahha, clowns.

Little somethin' to set the mood..

Sent from |.:JaZz0:.|'s T-Mobile Sidekick®

Dropping A Load [the third]

We're gonna start this out with a list I found on my buddy's blog, Soul*Star [click it to check her out]


*The Poopie List*
ghost poopie: the kind where your feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet

clean poopie: the kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but when you wipe... there is nothing on the toilet

paperwet poopie: the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains

second wave poopie: this happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and... OH! you realize you have to poopie some more

pop-a-vein-in-your-forehead poopie: the kind where you strain so much to get the poopie out, you practically have a stroke

lincoln log poopie: the kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush

gassy poopie: it's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling... including you... and your poopie.

drinker's poopie: the kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. it's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet

corn poopie: self explanatory

gee-i-wish-i-could poopie: the kind where you want to poopie but all you do it sit on the toilet and fart a few times

wet cheeks poopie aka the power dump: the kind that come out so fast and so heavy that your butt cheeks get splashed with water

the dangling poopie: this poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it, you just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

the surprise poopie: you're not even at the toilet because you sure that you are about to fart, but OPPS! it a poopie!!
***

I personally enjoy the wet cheeks poopie... the splash of water in my crack is like... those toilets in france or watever that clean your butt for you pahahaha...
What kind of poopie have you had lately??

I haven't done this since the first 'Dropping A Load' article... [didn't read it? click it!] But I'm going to drop a mental load right quick...
A lot of you guys were wondering why I decided to write Livin' In Perfect Harmony and honestly like I'm tryina branch out... And yet again, Jaz has ANOTHER crush....
BUWAAAGAGGAGAGAGA!

Obama the Anti-Christ??

Yo madd people have been coming to me with this ish... Like, BLACK PPL TOO!!!.... Here's like the description for The Beast.. Do you think Obama fits it?

***
When Satan comes as the beast he will have so much power and authority that the whole world will marvel. Almost everyone in the world will worship the beast.

“And all the world marveled and followed the beast.” Revelation 13:3

He will come as Allah or Imam Mahdi to the Muslims, Maitreya Buddha to the Buddhists, Jesus Christ to the Christians, Krishna to the Hindus, Messiah to the Jews, Saoshyant to the Zoroastrians, the “Dark Lord” to satanists, and so on through the whole list of 666 names. His goal is to win the worship and allegiance of every person on earth.

The beast will speak in a melodious voice and he will have friendly, loving eyes. He will be gentle and kind. His appearance will dazzle and charm people. He will be extremely powerful.

"13 He performs great signs, so that he even makes fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men. 14 And he deceives those who dwell on the earth by those signs which he was granted to do in the sight of the beast." Revelation 13:13-14

Almost everyone in the world will get the mark of the beast. There are many reasons why people will choose to get the mark, chief among them is that they will be allowed to buy food, water, medicine and clothes. They will be able to work and get paid. Humanly speaking, getting the mark of the beast will be the logical, sane, safe, smart thing to do. This could well refer to rejecting political correctness and having society come down on you, so that you can't keep a job.

"16 He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, 17 and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name." Revelation 13:16-17

When Jesus was on earth, He had 12 disciples. When the Beast/Satan is on earth, claiming to be God, he will have 12 leading demons with him. There will also be millions of demons who come to earth at the same time as the first beast and the second beast of Revelation 13. Many of these demons will pretend to be angels from heaven.

After Satan and his demons have been on earth for a few months the two demons pretending to be the prophets Moses and Elijah will force people to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead. They will enforce the mark of the beast. The demon who is pretending to be Elijah will call down fire from heaven to prove that the beast is God.(George Soros?) The demon who is pretending to be Moses will work miracles to prove that the beast is God.(One of the Beast's backers?)(Oprah?)

Has he arrived yet? Yes, he is here with us now. Please listen carefully to his words and test everything he says against the Bible.

“These were more fair-minded than those in Thessalonica, in that they received the word with all readiness, and searched the Scriptures daily to find out whether these things were so.” Acts 17:11

His present cleverness has people asking already if he is the Messiah. Many have received his mark the world over, and many more will accept it in the coming months.

The prophecy is now in the beginning of being fulfilled. Hell has come to earth.
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that person wasn't saying obama was the anti-christ, they were just posting the description as is in Revelations...
Here's what another Obama-Hater had to say....
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John Cox wrote:
OBAMA IS MABUS, THE ANTI-CHRIST, THE BEAST 666!!!
1.- He will come as a man of Peace (Obama promises peace in Iraq, defeat for the United States,a
country he claims to serve but betrays.)
2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse(Obama mother is white who had 12 African husbands and
lovers)
3.- He will come to deceive( Obama says he's a Christian but in fact he was born a Muslim, practices
the Islamic religion, prays Friday’s facing Mecca)
4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected, Mabus will be his name.
5.- He will try to destroy the Jewish People and Israel,the nature of the Beast is to hate Israel(
Obama has said he loves Arabs specially
Palestinians, hates Israel and Jews. Admires Hitler, Osama etc)
6.- He will present himself as good and righteous but in fact he's Satan himself. Famine,
destruction,Violence and Murder is in his heart
7.- Obama will help Iran and Al Qaida in their evil projects of destruction.
8.- Barack Hussein Obama is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(Daniel .11, Kenya is south
of Jerusalem)
9.- Obama comes to implant Muslim Sharia Law upon America. Sharia is the Law of Slavery for Humanity.
It's the opposite of Freedom.
10.- Obama will enslave American women forever with Sharia Law. Hijab and burkas will cover their
bodies
11.-Mabus will finish his term on 2012,predicted by the Mayas to be the end of the world.
12.- Mabus will use Mind Control to obtain control of the ignorant masses, only those who read this
note will be free from his mental hold.
13.-Mabus has come to destroy the finest country in the world, America. Mabus has come to steal your
soul and your children's souls. He brings famine, plagues, Nuclear war, race war, and the total
destruction of America.
It's written and will come to pass, Mabus will try to be your King and destroy the world with nuclear
weapons but his first attack will be against Israel and the Jewish people. The beast 666 hates G-d's
chosen people.
Obama is the Anti-Christ, beware of him and don't let you be deceived by Him.
Supporters of Obama: 1.5 billion Muslims, Oprah, Louis Farrakanh, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and all
American Muslims.
This time is your turn to suffer America, the next 4 years will be pure hell if Mabus becomes your
King.
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Have you ever seen the movie Left Behind??
Thats my ish.
You should really watch them if you've never seen them.
It's one of those Christian, fear-God movies.. but it's actually good.
Here's a trailer..

Did you see the blonde guy towards the end? He's the antiChrist in that movie..

Livin' In Perfect Harmony

Today we're going to talk about the good stuff.

Love, relationships maybe some sex. You know, all that good stuff. I have a couple topics I want to discuss that have been heavy on my mind. These include, biracial couples, dating people with heavy accents, or dating a person that primarily speaks another language. I also want to hit the topics of liking the idea of someone verse actually liking them. That will also include someone having potential verse someone having something special. And last but def. not least.. dating athletes... Let's get it.

Bi-Racial Couples

He better get it.

Lol.

I have no problem with bi-racial couples. Matter fact, I want to marry an Asian man so my kids can look like Amerie. no suh, see that's the problem right there. I feel like some ghetto black broads date outside their race because they want their kids to have good hair and a nice complexion. I don't know about you but, that pisses me the fvck off. If you were to date outside your race, what would be your reasoning??

I know for me, I am actually attracted to guys of a lot of different races. I don't know how people can straight up say.. I only talk to white girls or I only talk to black and Spanish guys like.. You never know what is gonna appeal to your eye. And you def. never know what's gonna appeal to your heart. My roommate is always talking about how theres no such thing as liking only light skin black boys or only liking dark skin black boys. And she's right, maybe you usually pull light skin black boys or they catch your eye first but eventually there will be a dark skin boy that you find absolutely gorgeous. You can't limit yourself.

And I try not to limit myself but... It's like guys outside my race(s) don't take me seriously. We've all been through it. You approach a group of your caucasian associates and they all start trying to 'act black' "What's Up DAWG!" and they try to dap you up.. Or they try to 'act black' by saying "Shooot" or "Girrrrrl" and it's like you don't have to change they way you act because a black person has approached you. It pisses me off yo. Because what if I was genuinely interested in you. I can't even get past that interest because you feel like you can't be yourself, or have to be someone else when you're around me. Are black girls just too unapproachable? or intimidating?

Hell, sometimes I feel intimidated. A lot of people stick with their culture group. Hispanics tend to date hispanics [and stay with them forever] asians usually date asians.. And when I have a genuine attraction for either a hispanic guy or an asian guy I feel like even if they are being themselves around me, they'd never take it past the friendship level to anything serious because I'm not hispanic or asian or cape verdean. Is this true? Honestly with the hispanic and asian aspect of it.. Sometimes I feel inferior to the hispanic and asian females I'm 'competing' against [for lack of better words]. They're beautiful. Can a hispanic or asian guy see beauty in me, even though I'm not hispanic or Asian??

Maybe they think the same thing that I think about them. Maybe they're afraid that I don't date out of my culture. But hell, I don't know how anyone can look at me and say that. I'm mixed with so many things. Geez. Do you guys think I could bag a Hispanic or Asian guy tho?? How do I know if he's taking me seriously?

It shouldn't be about this. right? Like, we should like people for what they are inside and all that corny junk. But the truth is, attraction is the first step. I don't care what anyone says, relationships with people you aren't attracted to DON'T WORK! I've been there, tried that.

All of these black and white people dating each other are the beginning of a melting pot and soon enough everyone should be able to date everyone but right now I'm still intimidated when it comes to approaching a Hispanic or Asian guy.

Accents

I've always straight up said if I found a black guy with a British accent panties would drop immediately, not literally but you get the point. I think British accents are soooo HOT! And French guys with nice bods and long hair are hot too.. So I started making the generalization that guys with accents were hot. Boy, was I wrong.

Over the past few weeks, I have encountered two new accents. I met a kid from the Ivory Coast whose accent was mixed with a Boston accent and it was just... strange.
I also met a kid from Nigeria and it was just... gross..

What sucks is, they were both very attractive males but I couldn't get past the accent.
Am I shallow?

The fact that I can't get past something on the outside? I mean it's almost the same as the people that don't date outside their race or complexion. I don't date outside my accent with the exception of a hot British guy.
Would you be embarrassed of a guy or girl with a gross accent? Like, in public.

It's almost the same as dating a straight guy that's kind of.. flamboyant. You'd be a little embarrassed. Or dating a guy that couldn't dress... at all.

What's acceptable and what isn't. What do I need to get over and what requirements do I keep?
And seriously, am I shallow?

Different Language

This also goes back to the bi-racial thing and like how.. people of the same cultures tend to associate with each other. If you aren't a part of that culture and like, your boyfriend brings you to a family event or to like the meeting for the Korean club like, how do you know if people are talking shit when they're speaking Korean? Can I just state a fact, if you and the significant other don't speak the same language at all, it's not going to work, period. But I'm talking about if the other person speaks say, Spanish to his roommates or most of his friends. Wouldn't you feel left out?? Wouldn't it just make your insecurities worse or create concerns??

This isn't about language but like... How do you deal with it when you're significant other is like.. really nice ...to everyone. Opens doors, carries things, tutors, touches that spot on their lower back [not too high where it's just friends but not too low where it's I just want some ass. Hitch anyone?]. And how do you deal with it when all of his friends... that he's nice too... are GORGEOUS and awesome... Lol. I guess you just have to trust the fact that.. he's with you right. Meaning he made a choice to be with you.. when he could have chosen her. Right? Then why do guys cheat? Or have things on the side? Like, don't make it official if you have other prospective bun joints. Because once you make that commitment.. I'm trusting that you chose me. Right?

Liking Someone VS Liking the Idea of Them

I could argue about this topic for hours but basically, we all have an ideal girlfriend or boyfriend in mind right... Like I want my husband to be taller than me with my heels on.. Nice body, humorous, relationship with God, into performance, visual and fine arts, in touch with his emotions, confident, etc. So when I find someone that meets my criteria, I think I like them but really.. I just like the idea of them..

Someone that fits your criteria has potential.. Having potential doesn't mean that he's the one. It means he fits the criteria and he's convenient... There is a certain 'it' factor that one must have to be the one. He could also have 'it' and not have potential. There could be something about him that draws me in yet he could have a girlfriend, or dress weird, or be short.

My problem is deciding whether or not I actually like someone, or if I just like the idea of them. Do you have to like the idea of someone BEFORE you begin to like them?

I don't think so. I think you have to like the idea of someone before you get into a relationship with them but I don't think liking the idea of someone is a prerequisite for just liking them. I have liked the idea of a few people at BC but no one has 'it' yet. I've even begun to like some people that I like the idea of but still not 'it' factor. Am I wasting my time if I entertain these 'it'-less guys? Or should I just wait until I find someone with the 'it' factor??

Dating Athletes

you guys remember my article about dating freshman... I feel like when it comes to dating athletes, everyones the Freshmen.

Why do we classify athletes in such a separate category? Have their actions given themselves this rep or have our assumptions of them forced them to act this way?

I feel like I came to college with this huge mentality that every male athlete was going to be an asshole.. I feel like there are definitely a few male athletes that have proved me right but I also feel like I am witnessing the transformation.
Some of them start off as nice guys, but when bitties with raging hormones get athlete-happy what do they expect? To get treated like a lady? Oh yeah, here's my pussy on a platter. Athlete: no, no I can't accept that. YEAH RIGHT! It grows to the point that they expect pussy on a platter, from every female.. because SOO many females are handing it over. And when you're that girl that's like.. Suck your dick? What?! Nigha, hell no! You think he's an asshole because of how he approached you. And yes, i agree, he was out of place but, what did you expect when every other female is like "I'll do whatever you liike". Are there any athletes that don't transform?? Or are they all bound to be assholes...

By the way, as friends a lot of them are madd cool but I'm talking about relationship wise.


I asked a lot of questions..
So here they are conveniently posted again for your convenience lol.
You don't have to answer like all of them or anything, you don't get a grade for this or anything. I'm just interested in what other people think about this...


*1*If you were to date outside your race, what would be your reasoning?

*2*Are black girls just too unapproachable? or intimidating?

*3*Can a hispanic or asian guy see beauty in me, even though I'm not hispanic or Asian?

*4*Do you guys think I could bag a Hispanic or Asian guy tho?

*5*How do I know if he's taking me seriously?

*6*Am I shallow?

*7*What requirements are acceptable and what aren't. What do I need to get over and what requirements do I keep?

*8*If the other person speaks say, Spanish to his roommates or most of his friends. Wouldn't you feel left out?? Wouldn't it just make your insecurities worse or create concerns??

*9*How do you deal with it when you're significant other is really nice to all of his friends that are gorgeous and awesome?

*10*He made a choice to be with you.. when he could have chosen her. Right? Then why do guys cheat? Or have things on the side?

*11*Do you have to like the idea of someone BEFORE you begin to like them?

*12*Am I wasting my time if I entertain these 'it'-less guys? Or should I just wait until I find someone with the 'it' factor??

*13*Why do we classify athletes in such a separate category? Have their actions given themselves this rep or have our assumptions of them forced them to act this way?

*14*Are there any athletes that don't transform?


Totally forgot to ask about sex with people from other races and cultures... what's it like? is it much different? anyone have any crazy sex stories with people of other cultures? You can be anonymous if you want.

And if you haven't read season of love... please do.. you can click it..

Check this out...

My home boy S-Diggy put me on...

Foreign Exhange feat. Muhsinah - Daykeeper



I miss this song..
And hearing it today was grrreat.
Mmm... mmmm. mmmm...
You know what other songs make me wanna say mm mmm mmmm??


You might recognize this next one at first but give it like into 45 seconds and you'll be like OHHHHHHH!



Is it horrible that I knew this next one before I ever saw Love and Basketball?


I always get so contemplative when I listen to this next one.. it's not a sexy one but it's just real cool..

10 Things I Hate....

10 things i hate...

in general.

I was in such a great great great GREAT mood today ya'll...
I ate breakfast for once..
I didn't fall asleep in any of my classes.. [[big ups]]
Did some major Office episode catching up wit my man S-Diggy...
Did karaoke to Temptations in the dining hall...
Wasn't sore..
Got out of practice early....
And then.
It went downhill..
Something about my entire mood just took a turn. Maybe it was the
swelling of my shins.. Maybe it was the lonely trek back to upper
campus... Or maybe.. just maybe it was the fact that.. I try..

I try so hard. I make efforts to spend time with ppl, to catch up, to
make arrangements. I consider others when I have free time but like..
yo... if you're busy... let me know... respond to my text with a, 'yeah
I'm out of practice but yadda yadda yahh'. Don't just.. NOT respond at
all and let me walk in to the dining hall and see ya ass right there...
Where you could have easily... just simply.. returned my text... And
then people wonder why I don't hit them up when I'm on lower campus.
Nigha, make yourself available to me sometimes. Its a two way street..
I'm not about to be breakin my back to spend time wit NObody. Its not
worth it.
Did I get chopped and screwed??
Remember my last courage to know blog? [ill link it later] Where at the
end I described that the cherry on the sundae was seeing himm in the
quad? That's who I'm talking about. And yeah that's probably why my
sodium is like OD right now but still like.. u just don't do that and
his ass got caught that nigha aint expect to see me stroll up in the
diner on his ass.. tried to pretend he was still in practice. nigha
please..

who's next?...

lol. ok so that's one thing I hate... you know what else I hate?? I hate
when I'm in the middle of a conversation and someone like pulls the
person I'm talking to away from me. Not even saying like.. can I borrow
so and so for a second? I mean literally walking up and like yanking
them away. And the worse ones are when you were by yourself talking to
this person.. then they get yanked and you're stuck in that 'wait a
second'-dumbfounded mode for like a good 3 seconds before you actually
walk away... yeah I hate that.. so rude. ESPECIALLY when the person that
does the yanking is not someone you're fond of...

You know what yall... I'm in that complaining mood so lets just go down
the line..

8 things I hate in general:
[[it was last minute idea so I don't have 10 for yall, unless you want a
repeat of muffin tops]]


1) when people don't respond to texts and they could
por ejemplo my long draw out story above
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2) when people yank away the person you're talking to
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3)food in teeth AND NO ONE TELLS YOU...
hell if I have something in my teeth yall better let me know. don't be
scared! shit! even if its as small as the little seeds in strawberries!
yank my ass to the side and be like.. Jasmin.. you better get it (that's
for KnowDat and Leah).. Especially if its broccoli..
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4)lint on clothes GET A LINT BRUSH..
my nigha, duct tape. if u don't have a lint brush u better get some duct
tape and call it a effin day. I even used scotch tape once like.. don't
walk out the house with something linty on... atleast make an effort to
remove the lint from the clothing. can I get an amen?
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5)crooked paintings
ok this might be my OCD. yall know I'm OCD right? Its a mild case tho..
lemme give an example.. when I'm eating colored candies like skittles or
mike and ikes or something... I have to take them 2 at a time.. of the
same color.. one for each side of my mouth.. and I count the number of
times I swipe the deoderant stick and it has to be even.. everything has
to be even.. especially crooked paintings. doesn't it bother you like..
cmon...
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6)sarah palin
I'm so happy her ass got tackled
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7)lipstick on teeth
this is just bad as the food in teeth like.. let a sista know if her
lipstick is on her teeth... especially if she's laughin and carryin on
like that shits cute.. no... don't let her do it man.. or what she needs
is that ever last tipe joint that lasts all day or whatever. hell who
even uses lipstick anymore?!? [other than boston colleges marching band
dance team GOT EM] hell I don't even use lip GLOSS I take my chapstick,
carmex or vaseline [its gettin cold outside yall better invest in some]
and call it a day! holla!
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8)the ush bush
ok...
can I just say... if u are in college.. hell if you are in highschool.
and your hair isn't already long... don't try to grow it out now.. IT IS
TOO LATE don't do it. That's what middle school was for.. the ush bush
is that inbetween stage.. when a guys hair is too long to be attractive
yet too short to do anything with and it is the absolute worse
hairstyle... well it comes in third to the rat tail and the mullet...
but like, all the football players here and like tryina grow out there
hair. nighas wit naps are tryina grow an inch and get it to curl up like
bobby valentino.. nigha no... no no no.
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And can I just say..
I don't HATE pumpkin pie. But like.. it just doesn't compare to sweet
potatoe pie and.. people get it TWISTED!
Sent from .:JaZz0:.'s T-Mobile Sidekick®

Dropping A Load [the second]
this one goes out to my nigha iGoon, who doesn't believe girls take shits.

I try so hard to rescue these people.
The fact that I lock the door to the co-ed bathroom is out of courtesy, for them.
So that they won't have to experience my stench.
But sometimes I don't make it to the co-ed bathroom.
Sometimes I am forced to utilize the exclusively female stalls.
I notice so many things while I'm in there.

First off, in my first Hiney Hider [didn't read it? click it!] I discussed how inaffective Hiney Hiders are at literally hiding hinies. Not only is that inaffective but the actual LOCKs don't work half the time. So when there are four stalls, one is stopped up, one doesn't lock. How man stalls are left? DO THE MATH. TWO. And then if I take one to take a shit that leaves one and it leaves me extremely noticeable.
Another thing I've observed is some people have problems.
This might be a little weird but the girl in the stall next to me... it just seemed like she was peeing incorrectly or having trouble or something because it was like.. stagnant. She hasn't been messin' around on campus but maybe here boyfriend has been messin' around and she's burnin'.
Some people make some really strange sounds when they brush their teeth. They sound bulimic. Like they are literally throwing up, coughing up every meal they had that day. It sounds soo painful like they are scraping every bit of mucus from their throat.
Overall, using the exclusive female bathroom makes for a very unpleasant shit taking experience.
Lesson Learned: Stick to the co-ed joint with the lock... or bring an iPod.

This part is kinda for the ladies.
Like yo, when it's that time of the month I hate the process like.. taking a shower having to bring your shit, yet having discard your old shit or the wrapper for the new shit. It's too much and it's so frustrating. Anyone agree?

And for all you Hiney Hider haters..
I know you like to think your ish don't stank but,
lean a lil closer. see? roses really smell like boo-boo-oo-ooo.
Roses really smell like boo-boo-oo-ooo.

For the ladies.

Before.

Corbin Bleu has alwasy been good looking. I don't care what anyone says. But something about his femininity had always been a turn off. But now, Corbin Bleu has changed. Something about him has masculinity. I think it's the facial hair.

After.

Something about having hair on his face has made me renew my obsession.

I don't know if it's like his stache brings out his lips? I don't know what it is.

Like tell me there's not something about the facial hair that makes you wanna smack this b.

ya'll know she's like 30 right?

And look he's on a motorcycle. How effin HAWT is that?

He can ride me on that anytime, shooot.

Season of Love

So.. I told you guys about this blog idea a while ago. Not in depth or anything but I definitely mentioned it. I also asked you guys to read Crucial Cuddling Time [didn't read it? Click it.] My reasoning being the article I am about to write is extremely similar to that one that was wrtitten. and I won't have to repeat myself as much. Ya know?

Fun Fact:

Most birthdays are in the summer.

Fuck the term 'summer love'. I think I'm going to call summer love like... boredom boo's. The only reason you grab a boo joint is because you have nothing to do and you're lonely and you're bored. And you end up bunned up, cakin', boo lovin' because of how bored you are. And no, I am not saying this out of bitterness with HeartBreak [don't know who that it? damn. tough.] Even though I am still lightly salted about that one.. but I looked back over each summer.. and each and every summer since I was in sixth grade, I've had a summer joint. And he's solely lasted the summer. Summer joints or boredom boo's don't last. They just don't. That's why most birthdays are in the summer. 

Hear me out.

It  takes 9months to have a baby. This we all know. And for the sake of my point we are disregarding pre-mees. This means most of ya'll knuckelheads [yes, I called all of you knuckelheads] were conceived of in september, october or november. For the slow people, I'm trying to say that people be gettin' it IN in the fall, yo. And it's more than just a boredom boo. 

People get into like... relationships and shit.

 And I bet we're all witnessing it.

I know up here it's getting cold. We'll probably have snow within the next four weeks.

People aren't gonna be wanting to go out all the time. Hell, it's gonna be a hike to the dining hall. They're gonna want that one chick or one dude to wrap up. That one chick or dude to cuddle wit. To have a a room other than their own to chill in.

There's something about the orange and yellow leaves falling that makes you want to fall in love. There's something about that sharp, brisk breeze that makes you want to cuddle.

Who wants to sleep alone?

I know I don't.