baby, am i doing too much?

i just think this is wild...

and not only do they have a Chia Pet but there was a wax figure made of him in the infamous Madame Toussads wax musuem BEFORE inaugaration..

they got hilary and JFK too...
[it didn't play sound for me]

don't get me wrong he looks great all waxed up..
but does anyone think the chia pet was just... too much
i mean homer simpson has one but what historic figure do you know with a chia pet made of them??

CRAZY STORY
It's 10:46 in my 10 o'clock class, The Genetic Century and my bubbly, over enthused, horse lovin' science teacher belches.
Not any belch. it was loud. and wet. and just... gross..
She excused herself but then went on to what sounded like coughing up hairballs..
which lead to her spitting up into her own hand..
and then throwing up in the trash can..

it was the most random thing.
if she wasn't feelin' well that day she could have fooled me. she was just as outgoing as she usually is..
My friend thinks she's preggers..
maybe so.

Mentir.

so..
i HATE LiARS.
As you all know, i'm over analytical, i do A LOT of complaining, i take EVERYTHING personal... [but u love me for it so it doesn't matter] But this is just a lil warning.. this is one of those days and it's gonna be one of those articles.. Off some Brandy shit. I'll open up with this video. Very disturbing video. I can't even watch it all.. All i know is i HOPE they're lyin their ass off... cuz... psh

iigh so that was my whack ass attempt at adding a graphic to this article but i'ma get right into this joint cuz i GOTS ta get this off my chest.

"here we go yo, here we go yo, so what's so what's what's the scenario"

Scenario1:
So there was a party coming up at Northeastern but for Non-NU students... you had to get signed in by a NU student. So I have a few buddies over there and I asked them ahead of time if they could sign me and my girls in. And they were like yeah maybe not all 8/9 of y'all but def like 6.. And we thought we were good.
So come the day of the party, we hit one of em like, "You still got us?" and they were like "we'll see what we can do"... which eventually became a "it's not looking too good" which eventually became a "well ***** has like 4 friends comin from Providence and **** and ******* went snowboarding and they prolly won't be back in time" AKA no.
We ended up gettin' into the party.
But once we were there.. we never came across *****'s 4 Providence friends and FaceBook snitched when this Hispanic chick wrote on dudes wall like "thanks for gettin me in last night i had fun etc etc"...
Like why couldn't he just say no.. from the jump.
Or when he decided he'd rather sign in other chicks.. why didn't he just tell us..
We stood out in the cold.. for what felt like an hour.. waiting to find someone to sign us in..

Scenario2:
So my birthday is on Tuesday. And this chick in the building next to me has the same exact birthday as me.. Matter fact she's the one who brought it to my attention back in like Nov. So we're havin this great Wall to Wall about it... and I'm all "what do you have planned for your birthday" and she's all "idk we should frollick around campus yelling etc etc"...
Today on the way to practice a ran into my friend from NEWTON campus which is madd far and i'm like "yo **** what are you doing on Upper campus??" and she's all "oh im going to ********'s birthday dinner, you don't know about it?" and i'm all "nah, i don't. and that's funny cuz we have the same birthday"...
yes... i was salted
i have no problem admitting that.
like i know her and i dont chill like that like that... but i mean when i asked her what she was doin for her birthday she coulda hit me with the "me and my friends are going out to eat".. even if i was invited i probably wouldn't have gone but i mean i still feel as if the invitation should have been extended especially when other ppl that I KNOW she don't talk to like that like that were invited..
..and on top of that they pulled up in a stretch Escalade or Hummer or some shit.

The point of this article..
well there is no moral..
im just complaining lol
but my point is i don't know why ppl feel the need to lie about things as small as this... like these weren't even those... "oh lemme lie so i don't hurt her feelings" type lies... these were both like... pointless..
my feelings wouldn't have been hurt in either situation.. i wouldn't have been mad in either situation.. i honestly don't understand..

*Mellow Yellow is wearing heels and sweats walking around the hall burping*

Makes me wanna make a video about it.
That's somethin boys and girls could both relate to.

Whole time..
I don't think any Human Being can totally relate to me.
I just feel like I expect too much out of these Earthlings.
I need to find me some Martians..

I'll close this with a song... Lie To Me - George Nozuka
[Yes he is Justin Nozuka's brother.. their whole family is like... famous and/or talented]
...even tho in this song he wants to be lied to.. whatever

A MESS!

okay...the 1st video wont let me embed it but its called smell yo dick... and yes, its a serious song.. like seriously, its a song... so here's the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

#2... This jaunt is jus....


She's a trip....if I was from the D id be sooooo embarassed....

#3 I saw this on Untamed and Uncut (on animal planet)

WAIT! i found these while searching for the Untamed and Uncut jaunt
a)

He wasnt playin! Did u see them caressin wit da necks! Oh well..atleast he tried!

b)This one gives trollip a whole new meaning!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! She jus kept it movin... wow...

c)Can this happen?

She was not tryna give it up...but he was like...by any means necessary...

d)This is too funny!


e)This one is sad...its a vicious circle of life



okay now here's the intended video...


I sware that man said "O SHIT!"...thas the same thing I said wen i saw it on animal planet... good stuff
well thats all for now... i hope i got this video embedding thing right!

WHY?

Why do we continue to choose to confuse our minds and hearts with the unfit and unwell?

Why do we, instead of settling in healthy relationships, choose to situate ourselves in relationships that are harmful to our bodies, minds, and souls?

Why do we subjugate our selves to such abuse?

Why do we hate?

Why do we fear?

Why do we love?

Why do we love perfectly another but despise the beauty that is ourselves?

Why do we look at the television in awe but in the mirror with pain?

Why do guard our hearts so heavily with the artillery of attitudes, but melt at the simple slick smooth talk of a dude.

Why do we cry?

Why do we laugh?

Why do we smile?

Why do we constantly talk of our praised independence yet yearn for the love and partnership of a man?

Why is she our enemy one-minute and then our best friend the next?

Why can the same lips that smile so beautifully, turn and speak such ugly and harmful untruths of another.

Why do we let others determine the factors that truly make us happy?

Why do we continue to choose to confuse our minds and hearts with the unfit and the unwell?

Why do we subjugate our selves to such abuse?

Why do we hate?

Why do we love?

Why?

UMMMM soooo yea... just sitting at my computer... and justt... alll of this came out...

peaceeee

quote: sryyy i've been MIA. I've been sick and trying get settled with school and everything..

SEE YOUU SOON :-)

oh, the world in which we live...

i gotta see this movie...

think about what they got for their footage tho.. too bad it was caught by an independent filmaker... if it was caught by a major director... they woulda made BANK!
next vid..

She's a G.

CRUCIAL!!

haha so i just said i wasn't amazed by nothing recently in terms of music to everyone on here, then i hit up my boy, Crucial's myspace page and heard the first track on there Chase Us. SHIT WAS DOPE!!


Now, homeboy Crucial is an 18 year old Cape Verdean rapper outta Boston, MA living in Rhode Island.
If you know me, then you know that I have a HUGE family, with cousins from Norway to Cape Verde to fuckin Kentucky.
Crucial just happens to be one of the many haha.
He's been compared to Drake and Kid Cudi by some on other blogs (yeah yeah my cuz is on the come up ahaha) and his production skills are definitely on point as well...

So, Fam dropped a mixtape with his boy Dyme-A-Duzin, who is nice as well, called Lights Out Mixtape which i been bumpin since i downloaded it. Tracks like Gotta Get it and Dear Eversince (Can't Let You Go) show the talent this kid has..Spittin over beats by hi-Tek to his own, this is definitely something to hear...

click the pic to DL!!



SHOUT OUTS TO ROCHELLE AKA ROCHELLE AKA ROCHELLE!!!!!!!

let's celebrate..

i stole these from my boy iGoon but I had to... I want the WORLD to see them and LAUGH with me...