Dropping A Load [the second]
this one goes out to my nigha iGoon, who doesn't believe girls take shits.

I try so hard to rescue these people.
The fact that I lock the door to the co-ed bathroom is out of courtesy, for them.
So that they won't have to experience my stench.
But sometimes I don't make it to the co-ed bathroom.
Sometimes I am forced to utilize the exclusively female stalls.
I notice so many things while I'm in there.

First off, in my first Hiney Hider [didn't read it? click it!] I discussed how inaffective Hiney Hiders are at literally hiding hinies. Not only is that inaffective but the actual LOCKs don't work half the time. So when there are four stalls, one is stopped up, one doesn't lock. How man stalls are left? DO THE MATH. TWO. And then if I take one to take a shit that leaves one and it leaves me extremely noticeable.
Another thing I've observed is some people have problems.
This might be a little weird but the girl in the stall next to me... it just seemed like she was peeing incorrectly or having trouble or something because it was like.. stagnant. She hasn't been messin' around on campus but maybe here boyfriend has been messin' around and she's burnin'.
Some people make some really strange sounds when they brush their teeth. They sound bulimic. Like they are literally throwing up, coughing up every meal they had that day. It sounds soo painful like they are scraping every bit of mucus from their throat.
Overall, using the exclusive female bathroom makes for a very unpleasant shit taking experience.
Lesson Learned: Stick to the co-ed joint with the lock... or bring an iPod.

This part is kinda for the ladies.
Like yo, when it's that time of the month I hate the process like.. taking a shower having to bring your shit, yet having discard your old shit or the wrapper for the new shit. It's too much and it's so frustrating. Anyone agree?

And for all you Hiney Hider haters..
I know you like to think your ish don't stank but,
lean a lil closer. see? roses really smell like boo-boo-oo-ooo.
Roses really smell like boo-boo-oo-ooo.

For the ladies.

Before.

Corbin Bleu has alwasy been good looking. I don't care what anyone says. But something about his femininity had always been a turn off. But now, Corbin Bleu has changed. Something about him has masculinity. I think it's the facial hair.

After.

Something about having hair on his face has made me renew my obsession.

I don't know if it's like his stache brings out his lips? I don't know what it is.

Like tell me there's not something about the facial hair that makes you wanna smack this b.

ya'll know she's like 30 right?

And look he's on a motorcycle. How effin HAWT is that?

He can ride me on that anytime, shooot.

Season of Love

So.. I told you guys about this blog idea a while ago. Not in depth or anything but I definitely mentioned it. I also asked you guys to read Crucial Cuddling Time [didn't read it? Click it.] My reasoning being the article I am about to write is extremely similar to that one that was wrtitten. and I won't have to repeat myself as much. Ya know?

Fun Fact:

Most birthdays are in the summer.

Fuck the term 'summer love'. I think I'm going to call summer love like... boredom boo's. The only reason you grab a boo joint is because you have nothing to do and you're lonely and you're bored. And you end up bunned up, cakin', boo lovin' because of how bored you are. And no, I am not saying this out of bitterness with HeartBreak [don't know who that it? damn. tough.] Even though I am still lightly salted about that one.. but I looked back over each summer.. and each and every summer since I was in sixth grade, I've had a summer joint. And he's solely lasted the summer. Summer joints or boredom boo's don't last. They just don't. That's why most birthdays are in the summer. 

Hear me out.

It  takes 9months to have a baby. This we all know. And for the sake of my point we are disregarding pre-mees. This means most of ya'll knuckelheads [yes, I called all of you knuckelheads] were conceived of in september, october or november. For the slow people, I'm trying to say that people be gettin' it IN in the fall, yo. And it's more than just a boredom boo. 

People get into like... relationships and shit.

 And I bet we're all witnessing it.

I know up here it's getting cold. We'll probably have snow within the next four weeks.

People aren't gonna be wanting to go out all the time. Hell, it's gonna be a hike to the dining hall. They're gonna want that one chick or one dude to wrap up. That one chick or dude to cuddle wit. To have a a room other than their own to chill in.

There's something about the orange and yellow leaves falling that makes you want to fall in love. There's something about that sharp, brisk breeze that makes you want to cuddle.

Who wants to sleep alone?

I know I don't.

I Just Have to Say Thank You.

Thank you, Jesus!

You guys don't understand.

I have just received a HUGE blessing

from my school.

And I just had to stop and thank him.

I haven't written a blog in some time so let me update you guys.

Here's the blog I was going to publish Thursday if I had time.

Courage to Know [the second]

I thought it was going to be a bad day. I overslept. Hit my foot on the wood on my way out the bed [that's not funny]. There are 3 showers in the bathroom I like and two of them were dirty. Dropped the soap, repeatedly [also not funny]. Accidently put my ProActiv on my toothbrush [ok, that's funny]. I had to courtesy flush! GROSS! But the day began to look up once I got to class. 

It was a Thursday. You know what that means [don't know? click here] We had a guest speaker to class from the Women's Resource Center. We talked about rape and sexual assault and a bunch of stuff like that and I found it really interesting. They gave us scenarios and we had to figure out if the person in the situation had given consent or not and you guys would be surprised at how hard it is to decide is it was consent or not. 

Fun Fact: In Massachusetts, no one can give consent under the influence of alcohol.

I realize females are very confusing. Sometimes no means yes. Sometimes yes means I have trouble saying no. Sometimes silence means proceed and sometimes silence means no. But how do we expect the male to know this unless he is told? I'm not saying pull out a contract as you pull out the contraceptives. I'm just saying make sure consent is a verbal agreement.

And guys, don't just assume that after your girl has f-ed you once or twice, that every time you wanna have sex she's going to want to. It is possible to rape someone you're sexually active with. 

It sounds like it will like.. totally ruin the moment or whatever but trust me, it won't. It's not a big deal. Just a simple, "You ready?" will do the trick and a simple nod will seal the deal.

I also got a lot out of my second Thursday class. We did like a grammar review and my teacher showed us a clip from The Office [one of the best shows ever btw]. It took me a really long time to find so you better enjoy it.

to top of my entire day, I saw him in the dust bowl.. Who is he, you ask? Ah, wouldn't you like to know.

Ya'll should know by now that I change my mind like I change my clothes [Lol B.Coles, name that song(s)]..

Granny's E-mails [vol i]

Those were a few pics from totallylookslike.com
Yeah, grandma told me about that one.
You get the point they compare celebs to animals, cartoons, other celebs, etc.

Yeah
i thought those were the best ones out of the email she sent/
Next Grandma wanted to show me that
SCIENCE can be FUN
So I don't know who compiled this list..
But..
It gave me a good laugh..
You'll see why at the end.
My comments are in this gray color.

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is
the male sperm.
[[We knew that]]
It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
[[...o...k... that was... dull]]
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
[[then why do it be breakin off so much? psh. bs.]]
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
[[.....hmmmmm]]
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
[[THUNDA THIGHS! teehehe]]
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
[[Maybe that's why we fall faster =( ]]
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
[[GROSS, see this is why i hate feet]]
Women blink twice as often as men.
[[thats strange.]]
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
[[o....k..... ur point? lol]]
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
[[have you seen that infomercial for the exercise tape
that helps you lose weight standing still or some shit
well.. maybe its tru]]
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
[[that sucks for indissolvable foods i guess]]
Men that read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.
[[OR they're gonna check it later.
Matter fact, can I have a guy try it and
tell me if it's true
im curious
your response can be anonymous]]

I also got a nice video from grandma

Thats enough about grandma and her emails. I actually have a lot of studying to do and what not. But I was wondering.. is anyone else getting sick of the autotune? Who really sings anymore? Damn.

I was out shopping today and in this store called Tello's there were these high waisted jeans, that were also skinny jeans but the bottom bunched up like a tube sock as well.
All at the same time.
One pair of jeans.
I was very upset.
Oh also, I would like to know what you guys think about shoplifting...
and what do you think about guys that ask you to send them picture messages.. creeps? or...

THIS VIDEO COULD NOT WAIT

and why am i just now finding out about
Serena Williams and Common?

Lollipop. You must mistake me for a SUCKA!

BRITNEY'S BACK!

I think Britney got her groove back, ya'll.
What do you think?
I mean, how many times she gon' pull him by his tie tho?

Damn.
I think she looked nice with red hair.
Her belly is definitly gone.
Do you think the nudity was too much?
I think it did the trick.

"Daddyo, you got the swagger of a champion. Too bad for you, you just can't find
the right companion."

I never really responded to the comments on 10 Things I Hate About Fashion [didn't read it? click it!] but I'd just like to respond to Internet Goon and say I absolutely agree.. DON'T DO THE DURAG! The only exception is at night time, to keep the waves in tact. I have to say I doo like the high waisted jeans and scarves, though. Matter fact, I wore a scarf today! Why I wore it is a different blog in itself..

Before blogspot shuts down at 8,
I'm going to leave you guys with this...

If you only see him when the street lights are on..

If he walks in front, or a far distance from you in the street...

If no one ever sees you guys together...

You are...
A Jump off.

PAAAAHAHHAHAHA!

Man and Wife is madd funny.
You guys should watch it.

Oh and one [jk three] more thing(s)...

Look forward to more "10 things i hate about.." articles
I got a good response and a lot of things to hate on
so that's gonna become like.. a series

annnd

there's gonna be another series called
granny's emails
which are gonna be actual emails from my grandma
they are sooo good

i ALSO want you guys to read
Crucial Cuddling Time
[click it]
in preparation for another article of mine,
seasons of love.
yeah man..
im tryina do big things.