WHY IS THIS THREE MINUTES LONG?!?!

10.
Thank God You're Here

"I don't know what you see in him he's so short and chinese" LOL

9.
Aklina - Mail Order Bride

"..it is leatherette" LOL

8.
FailBlog.Org

Fail Blog actually has some really funny stuff.

7.
Scrub In The Tub

"Gangstas use Dove soap, lames bathe with detergent" ???? NIGHA WAT IS YOU TALKIN BOUT! who filmed him in the tub? I hope it was a girl.

6.
Love Story

Damn.... thats tough...

NUMBER FIVE!
Viewer Discretion Advised

"Kids seven and under" wow...

NUMBER FOUR.
TBaby In The Studio

"All the real nighas gone all is left is the worms" LMAO
She look better here. But... sounds just as bad... even worse cuz she's editing it..
WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE AT THE END?? OMG

NUMBER THREE!
J-Smoov

There are so many of these videos.. this nigha has like a crew that dry humps girls to music lol... in one video theres like three dudes one chick... shits ridiculous.. that's my song tho

AND NUMBER TWO!
Bounce That Ass

"You ain't gotta be naked to dance like a stripper, just wiggle that tail like ya name is flipper" What is this music?!?!?

NUMBER ONE!!!!
DOG LOVER

this chick has a million of these yo...

Big Googy eyes!

Does anyone here like to watch anime? I do. Now shared my passion! COME ON!

First of, anime. This is what it is:


There. Hope you liked it!

Just kidding. But anyways, I've been watching cartoon show funny how ever long I've been alive. But something about anime is just so, nice (best word I could think :( ). Idk, I think it is because japanese ppl are sooo smart, but yet, they come up with these weird, intricant, glorious shows. Maybe cause there are ultra smart and can make sense out nothing. Or they have such a vast imagination that make shit like this. idk, but I like it.

My favorite anime of all time is the Dragonball series. Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and Dragonball GT. It is basically a storying about this one alien (Goku) who was sent to earth to destroy it. The alien species is named Saiyan. Ok, so there was this planet named Vegeta where all Saiyans reside from. Then it was about to be destoyed, and there were a couple of baby Saiyans left, so before Planet Vegeta was destroyed, Goku, and a couple of "other" babies were sent off the planet as hope to keep the race of the saiyans alive. Goku made it to earth, as a baby, where he was to destroy the planet. But an old man, named Gohan found him and raised him. (Note: Goku had a tail. SO everytime a full moon came out, he'd transform into this HUGE ass monkey and destroy shit.) So anyway, Gohan didn't know. So one night Goku looked out the window, saw the moon, and BAM! Killed grandpa Gohan. So Goku raised himself. And the story goes on. My favorite.

This show to me is like empowering. Why? Cause you look at this dumb ass character, who you know is dumb, but once he puts his mind to something, he will succeed. And as a kid I was like, wow, I could do that too. And it was cool to watch the fights and ish. That show is funny too at times.

I also watched this one anime called Neon Genesis Evangelion. WEIRD show, but I loved. I would like you guy to watch this show. Or at least 2 episodes. There are only 18 episodes. SO yea, 25min x 18 = a little bit of time. Sike naw. This show was kind of religious. In the show, there were these life forms the humans had to defend themselves from, called Angels. And the Angels realy didn't give a damn about the humans, but the humans had this other life form that was NEVER to be disturbed/taken/kept captive, and the angels were just trying to take them back. Angels: In the show, they were explained as life forms God rejected. But like, WTF, these nigga were HUGE and weird. So, to make a long story short, the end of existance/rebirth is when ADAM reunited Lilith (Mother of life in the show) and everyone becomes ONE being. Why did the humans want that? Ummm, idk. There were weird and irrational. The show was SO weird at times. Kinda like soft porn too. THe main character beats off to this girl in the hospital bed cause her breast was hangin out. SO anyways.

I also like Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, and some more ish. But don't wanna bored you guy too much. So Here, I'll post a couple videos and ish for you guys and gurls.


Funny, but ok, the the real ish!





This is Dragonball. While Goku was a kid.



This is a Dragonball Z Episode. One of the best fights to. Goku in the orange, and Vegeta in the blue. Goku's hurting best he's using this technique where it increases his power, but at the expense of his health. SO yea.



This here is a Dragonball GT episode. Goku was turned back into a kid by accident, which is DUMB. Most fans don't like the GT series too much cause it is very cheesy. But I hope you enjoyed.


Part1 (episode 2)

Part2

Part3

Sorry for the Japanese, but they are way more enjoyable. Nice music, better emotion. but if you want english. Here is just one, I don't wanna bore you guy...
Part2 of episode 2 just like above.


I hope you enjoyed and learned a little bit of something about me.

WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT?!!!!! -Shawty Lo

music

okay, this is guna be short and sweet...
if u haven't copped that new Britney Spears "Circus" CD...get it, atleast download it...like i did... yeah this ones good...but if ur not a Britney fan, u prolly wont be too fond of it... but if u are (like me) ull love it!

I have a few favs from the album....not in any specific order
1) Kill the lights
2) If u seek amy
3) Shattered Glass!!!!! I love this jaunt!
4) Mannequin
5) Unusal You
I also love Circus and Out from Under...im tryin not to put the whole CD on here but its hard! lol

Circus- Im like the ringleader, i call the shots


Jasmin! Doesnt the breakdown make u wana do the look look look look feel feel feel feel from JT? I wana bus it out every time! lol

Kill the lights- Is that money in your pocket or u happy to see me?



dont u jus love it wen fans make makeshift videos...yeah right
this ma jaunt tho....

If you seek amy- love me, hate me, say ehat you want about me


I think Amy is her alter ego...

Mannequin- You'll do what I like and You'll like it!


Thas bouta be my new moto...

Shattered Glass- I bet you'll realize that she aint half the woman I am


This jaunt is like a Kelly Clarkson (I love her) Never Again type jaunt, but its not like a copy cat sara on top model type, its also good. Its great for when u've been hurt by someone... yeah...

Unusual You- Didnt anyone tell you ur sposed ta, break my heart, id expect you to



Maybe youre not even human cuz, only an angel could be so unusual... another great line

Out from Under- Its like a lie ive told a thousand times



Yeah, this jaunt is a nice one. I love her!

BONUS!!!
Phonography- then i let my mind roam, playin wit my ring tone


Well, there's ur Britney dose for the day! I love em all! I hope u like them too!

It's been a while...

Yea, I haven't been to the site in a while. Why you ask? Like I always say, don't ask me questions! But I just be jokin.
Lil Wayne on the other hand..

"I'm a gangsta, and gangstas don't ask questions.."
Now where I left off. I had a horrible break up with this on chick. Weird huh? But then she took it to a whole different level and ish. First, she delete my Myspace page, WHERE all my poems, notes, etc were ORIGINALLY. Then she put a restraining order on me after words. Wow, I was soooooo devastated. So many bad emotions at once almost turned me into this monster. I was withdrawn for about 3 weeks. Almost failed my class, made a couple of bad mistakes, and a few other things I dare not speak of. But in the end, what do I feel from this event? I feel hatred. Never had I done so much for one person and she turn on me like that. It hurt so bad. but uhhhh anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enough of sobbing over that hole in the wall (hint hint) Me, I've been cool, good, iight. Still going to skool full time and what not.

But what has been on my mind lately? Basically music. I have been listening to a lot of 90s stuff. It was like back then, the rappers were talking about some random shit. Not like today. Today it it either about money, clothes, or sex. Blowing my life. It's all the same. R&B back in the day man! JAMS! Sample?



Music back then was soo good. like almost every song that came on the radio, was something worth. 112, biggie, maxwell, etc. Everything was soulful. It wasn't even like music was a form of entertainment like that. (other than the party music) It was like a form of meditation from our/their issues. (whole different talk) but yea. I gotta cut this short, I gotta go.

lookin' at my Gucci...

..it's about that time

TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING SERIOUS. TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING OF SUBSTANCE. TO STOP BASHING CELEBS, TO STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT MY PROBLEMS, THIS IS EVEN MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY OBAMA INFATUATION...
AFTER READING A NOT OF MY FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK... I HAVE COME TO TERMS WITH AN INTERNAL BATTLE I'M FACING. THAT I KNOW A LOT OF YOU GUYS ARE FACING TOO... AFTER YOU READ THE NOTE WE'LL DISCUSS IT... BUT AS YOU READ THINK OF IT AS A TIMELINE... LIKE.. A PROCESS THAT HAPPENED WITHIN HIM....

Since I’ve been on Facebook, I’ve seen people write notes on many things. I’ve seen poetry, jokes, songs, conversations about not liking things, girls, guys…etc.
I’ve always wanted to write a note, but never found something worthy of being made public to friends on Facebook. Now I found something that I truly believe should be said by someone on this network. Something that we’ve all been called to advocate; something that our generation seems to have forgotten, or takes for granted. I found the courage in me to give my testimony on what I have truly felt, feel, and hope to feel about God. I want to start off by thanking God that I am here. Here, at this point in life where I can honestly say that I have found Him. Thank Him for taking me out of my tribulations against the evil that has dwelt in me for so long. Thank Him for putting my mind on Him, and not on me.
A year ago, if I were asked if I believed in God I would’ve said yes. Thinking that God was a greater being who wanted love, peace, prosperity, wealth, good health, honesty, charity, the list goes on. But no. I was wrong. I was making up a God for myself because I did not want to face the consequences of my actions, my thoughts, my emotions. I was telling myself that God would love and save me no matter what, even if I lied, even if I stole, even if I committed adultery, even if I refused to follow the path that His son, Jesus, laid down for us to follow. And worst of all, I thought He would love and save me, even if I refused to believe that He was really there.
For the longest time I asked myself if there really was a God. Was it possible? Why couldn’t I see Him? It’s just a story people make up for fun!!!! I was in the deepest of holes, blinded by lies. I started taking psychology and used that to give supporting evidence on why people make up religions. I started reading books, gaining knowledge and I came to a point where I thought that people who believe in God are just too gullible. At the same time I was talking to friends, confessing my love for Christ, and my amazing faith. I felt like a hypocrite. I was lying to myself, trying to portray an image that wasn’t really me. Somewhere along the line, I wanted the truth, I wanted to be sure. And something inside of me changed. God put it in my heart to find Him. I prayed and prayed and prayed and prayed some more. Asking God for faith and signs to make me believe that He was really with me. I was having a battle fought inside of me. Truth versus Lies. Life versus death.
Well, like Jesus said, He would knock on our hearts, but we would have to open it up for Him. God took me out of my hole and put me on my two feet so that I could follow Him. Guys I cant describe how empty I felt for soooo long. I really tried to fill it up with ideas of what I thought happiness should be. I thought having lots of friends would keep my mind occupied and not let it go crazy with questions. We party and drink, turn off the lights, make out, have sex, wake up the next morning bragging about all the action we got, and then do it again the next night. Ok. But then there always comes this point where we ask ourselves: why? Why live? Why wake up and be part of this routine called life? Maybe the questions aren’t that drastic, but we still have questions. We think that going to school, graduating, having a good job to provide for our family that we will eventually have, go to some vacations, save money and retire; we really think that it’s all going to work out for us. We’re wrong. We will ALWAYS have that emptiness inside that was meant to be filled by our Lord. We think that the clothes and the shoes we have define what we truly are. But we know that no matter how fresh we are, how many girls we get, or how much I got on my exam, will never get our parents back together, or stop my mom from being an alcoholic, or my dad from hitting my mom, or me to reach internal peace. No. Guys we need to reprioritize our lives and make God number one. Give Him the chance to lead you to the light.
For those of you who are reading this and have felt like this before, or feel like that now, just ask God to do His will in you. Try to look for Him, and you will find Him just like he allowed me to do. And if you have never accepted Christ and wish to do so you can. Look for Him. Guys we’re here to help each other out and be one under the Almighty. So lets. God Bless you guys!!!!

I KNOW IT WAS LONG SHEESH. BUT IT WAS POWERFUL IT REALLY WAS... CUZ I LOT OF US ARE STUCK IN BETWEEN PARAGRAPHS 2 AND 3... BETWEEN WHAT WE PROCLAIM ALOUD AND THE DOUBTS THAT FLUTTER IN OUR HEADS SOME TIMES..

i'm guilty of it...

HELL I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE EVEN HAD THOSE THOUGHTS IN CHURCH. SHOOT. IT'S THE REASON I'M AFRAIND TO PURSUE A MAJOR IN ANY PSYCHOLOGICAL FIELD. I'M AFRAID IT'D EASILY TAINT MY MIND. AND I'D BE BOGGLED BETWEEN WHETHER RELIGION WAS TRYING TO BRAINWASH ME OR IF MAN WAS...
NOW, I COULD SIT HERE AND BE LIKE... I WANT TO BE LIKE HIM.. I WANT TO PROCLAIM MY LOVE FOR GOD AND I WANT TO LIVE FOR HIM ETC... BUT I FEEL LIKE I WOULD BE DOING IT BECAUSE I FEEL GUILTY OR BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO AT THIS TIME IN MY LIFE.. AND I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE THAT'S THE RIGHT REASON..
I THOUGHT I GAVE MY LIFE TO HIM A WHILE AGO BUT I LOOK BACK AND MY DEDICATION LIKE GRADUALLY FADED AND I FIND MY SELF LIVING JUST AS SINFUL AS THE NEXT PERSON.. TEMPTATION ALWAYS FINDS ME. AND I DON'T JUST MEAN SEXUALLY... I MEAN IN ALL WAYS... JUST THE TEMPTATION TO NOT FOLLOW HIM.. I'M SORRY THIS IS SO WRONG.. AND I'M SORRY THAT I DON'T HAVE THE ANSWERS THIS TIME BUT I THINK MY BOY JUAN PENA PUT IT IN PERSPECTIVE FOR THE BOTH OF US WHEN HE SAID:

..just ask God to do His will in you. Try to look for Him, and you will find Him just like he allowed me to do. And if you have never accepted Christ and wish to do so you can. Look for Him.

YALL KNOW I CAN'T LEAVE YOU GRAPHIC-LESS...

CHILL... IT WAS EITHER THIS OR "BOUNCE DAT ASS MS.CUNNINGHAM"

...it's a recession

TiMES iS R0UGH

When I say times is rough i mean it.. This man was so distraught over his job loss that he killed his entire family and himself.

A man apparently distraught because he and his wife had lost their jobs killed his spouse and five young children before committing suicide in the family's suburban Los Angeles home Tuesday. Police said Ervin Lupoe, pictured above with his family, even faxed a letter to a local television station in which he explained "why we are dead."

Says Thomas Watkins(AP) AOL News.

2 year old boy
2 twin 5 year old boys
2 twin 8 year old girls

They got fired from Kaiser Permanente i saw it in the CNN vid.. [it won't let me embed] Kaiser won't say anything about it tho like why they were fired and what not.
I know who ever actually layed them off... like that one white guy that did it... i bet he feels hella guilty.. those are some really cute kids yo and did you hear their ages?? omg they had all of their lives ahead of them.
i know it sounded corny but like.. if times are rough don't resort to suicide.. it's not worth it.. well, living is worth it..

..damn

remember gas shortage??

baby, am i doing too much?

i just think this is wild...

and not only do they have a Chia Pet but there was a wax figure made of him in the infamous Madame Toussads wax musuem BEFORE inaugaration..

they got hilary and JFK too...
[it didn't play sound for me]

don't get me wrong he looks great all waxed up..
but does anyone think the chia pet was just... too much
i mean homer simpson has one but what historic figure do you know with a chia pet made of them??

CRAZY STORY
It's 10:46 in my 10 o'clock class, The Genetic Century and my bubbly, over enthused, horse lovin' science teacher belches.
Not any belch. it was loud. and wet. and just... gross..
She excused herself but then went on to what sounded like coughing up hairballs..
which lead to her spitting up into her own hand..
and then throwing up in the trash can..

it was the most random thing.
if she wasn't feelin' well that day she could have fooled me. she was just as outgoing as she usually is..
My friend thinks she's preggers..
maybe so.

Mentir.

so..
i HATE LiARS.
As you all know, i'm over analytical, i do A LOT of complaining, i take EVERYTHING personal... [but u love me for it so it doesn't matter] But this is just a lil warning.. this is one of those days and it's gonna be one of those articles.. Off some Brandy shit. I'll open up with this video. Very disturbing video. I can't even watch it all.. All i know is i HOPE they're lyin their ass off... cuz... psh

iigh so that was my whack ass attempt at adding a graphic to this article but i'ma get right into this joint cuz i GOTS ta get this off my chest.

"here we go yo, here we go yo, so what's so what's what's the scenario"

Scenario1:
So there was a party coming up at Northeastern but for Non-NU students... you had to get signed in by a NU student. So I have a few buddies over there and I asked them ahead of time if they could sign me and my girls in. And they were like yeah maybe not all 8/9 of y'all but def like 6.. And we thought we were good.
So come the day of the party, we hit one of em like, "You still got us?" and they were like "we'll see what we can do"... which eventually became a "it's not looking too good" which eventually became a "well ***** has like 4 friends comin from Providence and **** and ******* went snowboarding and they prolly won't be back in time" AKA no.
We ended up gettin' into the party.
But once we were there.. we never came across *****'s 4 Providence friends and FaceBook snitched when this Hispanic chick wrote on dudes wall like "thanks for gettin me in last night i had fun etc etc"...
Like why couldn't he just say no.. from the jump.
Or when he decided he'd rather sign in other chicks.. why didn't he just tell us..
We stood out in the cold.. for what felt like an hour.. waiting to find someone to sign us in..

Scenario2:
So my birthday is on Tuesday. And this chick in the building next to me has the same exact birthday as me.. Matter fact she's the one who brought it to my attention back in like Nov. So we're havin this great Wall to Wall about it... and I'm all "what do you have planned for your birthday" and she's all "idk we should frollick around campus yelling etc etc"...
Today on the way to practice a ran into my friend from NEWTON campus which is madd far and i'm like "yo **** what are you doing on Upper campus??" and she's all "oh im going to ********'s birthday dinner, you don't know about it?" and i'm all "nah, i don't. and that's funny cuz we have the same birthday"...
yes... i was salted
i have no problem admitting that.
like i know her and i dont chill like that like that... but i mean when i asked her what she was doin for her birthday she coulda hit me with the "me and my friends are going out to eat".. even if i was invited i probably wouldn't have gone but i mean i still feel as if the invitation should have been extended especially when other ppl that I KNOW she don't talk to like that like that were invited..
..and on top of that they pulled up in a stretch Escalade or Hummer or some shit.

The point of this article..
well there is no moral..
im just complaining lol
but my point is i don't know why ppl feel the need to lie about things as small as this... like these weren't even those... "oh lemme lie so i don't hurt her feelings" type lies... these were both like... pointless..
my feelings wouldn't have been hurt in either situation.. i wouldn't have been mad in either situation.. i honestly don't understand..

*Mellow Yellow is wearing heels and sweats walking around the hall burping*

Makes me wanna make a video about it.
That's somethin boys and girls could both relate to.

Whole time..
I don't think any Human Being can totally relate to me.
I just feel like I expect too much out of these Earthlings.
I need to find me some Martians..

I'll close this with a song... Lie To Me - George Nozuka
[Yes he is Justin Nozuka's brother.. their whole family is like... famous and/or talented]
...even tho in this song he wants to be lied to.. whatever

A MESS!

okay...the 1st video wont let me embed it but its called smell yo dick... and yes, its a serious song.. like seriously, its a song... so here's the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

#2... This jaunt is jus....


She's a trip....if I was from the D id be sooooo embarassed....

#3 I saw this on Untamed and Uncut (on animal planet)

WAIT! i found these while searching for the Untamed and Uncut jaunt
a)

He wasnt playin! Did u see them caressin wit da necks! Oh well..atleast he tried!

b)This one gives trollip a whole new meaning!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! She jus kept it movin... wow...

c)Can this happen?

She was not tryna give it up...but he was like...by any means necessary...

d)This is too funny!


e)This one is sad...its a vicious circle of life



okay now here's the intended video...


I sware that man said "O SHIT!"...thas the same thing I said wen i saw it on animal planet... good stuff
well thats all for now... i hope i got this video embedding thing right!

WHY?

Why do we continue to choose to confuse our minds and hearts with the unfit and unwell?

Why do we, instead of settling in healthy relationships, choose to situate ourselves in relationships that are harmful to our bodies, minds, and souls?

Why do we subjugate our selves to such abuse?

Why do we hate?

Why do we fear?

Why do we love?

Why do we love perfectly another but despise the beauty that is ourselves?

Why do we look at the television in awe but in the mirror with pain?

Why do guard our hearts so heavily with the artillery of attitudes, but melt at the simple slick smooth talk of a dude.

Why do we cry?

Why do we laugh?

Why do we smile?

Why do we constantly talk of our praised independence yet yearn for the love and partnership of a man?

Why is she our enemy one-minute and then our best friend the next?

Why can the same lips that smile so beautifully, turn and speak such ugly and harmful untruths of another.

Why do we let others determine the factors that truly make us happy?

Why do we continue to choose to confuse our minds and hearts with the unfit and the unwell?

Why do we subjugate our selves to such abuse?

Why do we hate?

Why do we love?

Why?

UMMMM soooo yea... just sitting at my computer... and justt... alll of this came out...

peaceeee

quote: sryyy i've been MIA. I've been sick and trying get settled with school and everything..

SEE YOUU SOON :-)

oh, the world in which we live...

i gotta see this movie...

think about what they got for their footage tho.. too bad it was caught by an independent filmaker... if it was caught by a major director... they woulda made BANK!
next vid..

She's a G.

CRUCIAL!!

haha so i just said i wasn't amazed by nothing recently in terms of music to everyone on here, then i hit up my boy, Crucial's myspace page and heard the first track on there Chase Us. SHIT WAS DOPE!!


Now, homeboy Crucial is an 18 year old Cape Verdean rapper outta Boston, MA living in Rhode Island.
If you know me, then you know that I have a HUGE family, with cousins from Norway to Cape Verde to fuckin Kentucky.
Crucial just happens to be one of the many haha.
He's been compared to Drake and Kid Cudi by some on other blogs (yeah yeah my cuz is on the come up ahaha) and his production skills are definitely on point as well...

So, Fam dropped a mixtape with his boy Dyme-A-Duzin, who is nice as well, called Lights Out Mixtape which i been bumpin since i downloaded it. Tracks like Gotta Get it and Dear Eversince (Can't Let You Go) show the talent this kid has..Spittin over beats by hi-Tek to his own, this is definitely something to hear...

click the pic to DL!!



SHOUT OUTS TO ROCHELLE AKA ROCHELLE AKA ROCHELLE!!!!!!!

let's celebrate..

i stole these from my boy iGoon but I had to... I want the WORLD to see them and LAUGH with me...

..::it's a new day

if you didn't watch President Obama being sworn in.. you're a butt nugget
..and you're even worse if you didn't cry.

this song just.. motivates me
yesterday BC had like a MLK/Obama celebration and a guy sung this song with a choir from school.. and it was AMAZING..

i GOT TO transfer...

So can i open this by saying i was highly upset at C-SPAN yesterday..
playin all those black versions of patriotic songs...
would they be doin that if the pres wasn't black??
and when they moved to the coverage in baltimore...
the whole crowd was jumpin... listenin to some club music...
but as soon as they realized they were live.. they switched to some country shit...
[i don't have to tell you that the crowd ceased]...
SPEAKING OF RACISM.

I had my first encounter of racism on BC's campus last night.
Me and my girls were leavin this party in the seniors dorms when a friend of ours [black male athlete] asked us to go to the Mods with him... the mods are like senior houses.. 21+..throw big party places... I'd never been... and i mean i had never seen and black people in the mods... aside from the black male athletes..
but we went... why is another story... check out my other blog for those kind of stories lol..
so we walk in... drunk white people.. off beat on tables.. a few black male athletes.. and us... so our friend walked around sayin hi to people and what not.. and we just chilled.. posted... then this blonde rihanna bob white chick comes up to us and says
"sorry you guys have to leave. we don't have alcohol. we're not allowed to have parties. i'm sorry but you guys are gonna have to leave"
i looked at her like she was drunk and dumb and i'm sittin dere like.. we not tryina drink... you got all these people in here already, loud ass music.. the fuck we gon do?? oh yeah... these three black girls posted on the wall are really gonna get the party out of control...
so i went to our friend and told him that this B was tryina kick us out etc...
he went over to her and was all "i start on the football team.. etc etc.."
and she was like " i didn't say anything about you it's just i can't have a lot of people"
and he was like "it's only four people.. and they aren't even tryina drink"
and she was like "people attract people.. if more people come more people will come after them"
and he was just tellin her that wasn't the case
[by this time my two girls had left already]
by the end of the convo she said we could stay
but our friend was just like fuck it.. "i'm not gonna stay where i'm not wanted"..
shit was whack anyway...

yall know i had to re-up on that joint... priceless..

new mixtape

Another joint from my girl Ambrial who brought you the Love Underground Mixtape.. you will need WinRar so... get it.

About the mixtape:
Dont let the "im sorry mama" eyes fool you! Its like that sour patch kids commercial. This might look like a cute little "aww look at the little explosion" mixtape. No. This shit will kill you or leave you lookin like two face.. Maybe not really but prepare yourselves. Tap a nap first.
And this is perfect (along with everybody elses.. "im on my 09 shit").. the my alternative for drastic changes, that im probably never gonna make. more MUSIC. . but i will say this for the 09 " if i dont feel it i dont fuck with it" (8thw1).. and along with that.. maybe a blog? hmm.

Soo. Now this tape is more of a dedication to people that i need to meet more of (dreamers, nerds, rebels,farmers, snowmen, intellectuals, tea drinkers, spies, herbalist, thugs, painters, teachers, outkast, musicians, blacksmiths.. watever).. I need more inspiration to build my empire. -Ambrial

TRACKisis

1. Dert - - Funky New World
2. Dorian Concept - - Stay Fly Remix ft. Three 6 Mafia <3>Cop it.

been gone for a minit...

i know i know...u miss me...
this is guna be short as a mug too! 2 things i wana discuss...
1) The other night i was at a party and this girl was freakin this boy sumin' serious...wait...whats that bright light on her face... o its a fone. SHES TEXTING WHILE FREAKIN!!!! da ffffffk....i was tryna figure out how much coordination u gotta have to stay on beat and concentrate on texting...nut thats not the important part...i wonder how the boy felt...i guess as long as he was getin it in he aint care... but i mean dang...thats like doin math homework while havin sex! okay i syced it...but still...get it together... and it wasnt jus a answer like an okay, no, hol up, or NE thing like that...homegirl was havin a full blown convorsation! but anywhoo... NEXT
2) Is thinking a curse word the same as saying it?

Thanks Yall!

FOCUS

Writing, journals, stories, poems,

Painting, drawing, coloring, learning,

Piano, clarinet, acting, singing,

Talking, reading, books, novels,

The Bible, school, grades, shopping,

Music, football, field hockey, food,

Running, basketball, gymnastics, Sox,

TV, boys, dance, tap, jazz, ballet, and hip-hop?

No?

God, Life, Love, and Happiness.

In the end isn’t that all that really matters?

Because

Everyday I’m trying something new

In my mind I’m perplexed, bamboozled, straight up confused

Can’t seem to figure out what exactly I want to do.

What will make me happy? What do I love? What’s my passion?

I’m forever and consistently for never being consistent with

Anything I do.

I’m living life in a constant ADHD

Why. Does. Life. Hate. Me.

It’s. Making. Me. Hate. Me.

‘Cause I just can’t focus.

I can’t focus and all I want to do is be happy.

I’m told to try new things to find my passion,

True happiness.

And I did try,

I did.

And I found a momentary joy

A momentary high

Living on cloud nine

Ecstasy and bliss

I’d be loving it.

But, a high only last for so long.

Then I’m back here.

Trying something new

Again.

For now, forever, and for always

I’ll be doing this

Focus.

Is this important?

Should I focus on this and that?

Am I wasting my time focusing on the unimportant?

When I should just be focusing on,

God, Life, Love, and Happiness

What’s my passion?

I wish I could tell you.

Because I’d tell you if I knew.

I’ll tell you this though,

Stop living your life in this constant

Delirious delusion and illusion of life,

And focus.

Ummmm... some one asked me what my passion was... this is the result of that question..

peaceee

qoute it uppp: "live for today.. laugh often... love always"

whats ya name?

...yeah baby, whats ya numbaaaa.



yessuhh, yessuhh.

i'm back again boys and girls to write my second official article. what shall the topic be this time you ask!?

BAGGING.

bagging.."booking"...GETTING SOMEBODYS NUMBER pretty much. and no, i dont mean getting a good friends number because you lost your phone or something..i mean getting holla'd at & giving them your number & vice versa for boys.

This is something that just about everybodyyy has to deal with. I mean going to parties, going to bars, going to clubs, shit..just walking down the street you might meet somebody, strike up a conversation, and the next thing you know your asking for their number/ giving out your number.

I mean, this is how relations are started, right? You meet somebody out somewhere, begin talking on the phone/texting or whatever, then start seeing each other in person and the next thing you know your tied down...right? or wrong? Does randomly meeting people & beginning to talk to them ever ACTUALLY lead to successful relationships? Or are the most successful relationships the ones that begin as actual friendships and then evolve? [please comment & respond]

For me personally, 2 of my 3 relationships were based of randomly meeting people, talking a little, exchanging numbers and then going on from there..and the other one was like a best friend turned boyrfriend. So, i guess i've been on the extremes of the spectrum, lol...but then again, currently i'm technically single and confused.

But lets get back to what i ACTUALLY wanted to talk about lol...

so let's say it's done. you've bagged/ have been bagged. THEN WHAT?! when do you begin texting? when do you begin calling?

I, personally, say ASAP. Now, I don't mean like as soon as they walk away, lol...but like later that night or the next day. This is because when I meet somebody and like them enough to actually give them my number, I wanna start talking to them almost immediately. I wanna learn more about them, what they like, what they don't, hobbies..u know, all that stuff while their picture is fresh in my mind. At most maybe 2 days later. Maybe i'm just impatient, but by the third or fourth day I've alredy kinda given up and shrugged them off.

But more important than the timing of the first text/call is the content of it. I mean, texting is pretty straightforward and easy to manage..but at the same time, any first conversation can run dry quickly. I mean, if you've already covered the basics like age, school, hobbies & shit when you first met..what the hell is there to talk about? The first guy I ended up dating through bagging called me the night I gave him my number (I met him at dunkin donuts that afternoon...lol) and somehow we ended up talking for like at least 2 hours...it was pretty much smooth sailing from there. The other had taken the VERY safe route and facebooked me first, and actually gave me HIS number...I texted him first, we started texting, and THEN after a while began to call.

My advice for the first phone call would be to start talking to them as if youve known them for awhile. you know, joke around..tell them something funny that had happened to you earlier..whatever it takes. Becuase as i've learned all too recently, it only takes about 4-5 minutes of dry& awkward conversation to convince you that the cutie you met a few days ago aint all that...and i feel that for most guys the time limit is even shorter.



ARRRIGHT, so to tie this baby together imma spit you a few songs.



aiight, this is pretty self explanatory & exactly what im talkin' about. it's usher bagging a chick...yummm.



Nobodys Home - Avril Lavigne

THIS, on the other hand has nothing to do with what i'm talking about. most people hear "skater boi" and "girlfriend" and absolutely dismiss avril lavigne. but with this song & other songs such as "with you" she's actually had some pretty powerful stuff...and recently i've been listening to a lot more of her old stuff & Pink's old stuff...it's good.

&& lastly


Universal Mind Control feat. Pharrell Official Music Video - Common

...because it's amazing & i can't get it outta my head.

AIIGHT, peace son son.

<33333 mellow yellow.

main joint...

Word:
sin·gle
Pronunciation:
\ˈsiŋ-gəl\
Function:
adjective
Definition:
1 a: not married b: of or relating to celibacy

Single is such a vague term nowadays.I mean like, growing up it always meant Hey are you single?? 'no I'm not in a relationship' and 'yeah, you have a chance to become that relationship that i'm not in right now'.It's not like we were thinkina bout marriage back then. But now there are so many effin exceptions to the rule.

I have come up with a few classifications of the single man. There's the single and not ready to mingle anytime soon, there's the single just so i can say i am, and there's the actually single..

ActuallySingle is the guy that will approach you and genuinely want something from you. Whether it's to fuck or actually get to know you better. Thing about these dudes is... some are good for you and some are bad. Just because they're actually single doesn't mean they're looking not to be. Girls get that effed up. Some ActuallySingle dudes are lookin for a girl and some aren't. These guys are single by definition.. no strings attached.

Single(So I Can Say I Am) might just be the worst single guy out there. These are the guys that are technically single but really they got this main joint that might as well be their girlfriend. These dudes aren't in a relationship because either... there's distance between him and her, she doesn't want to commit, or just so he can say he is single when he is at the club and meets YOU yet he has no intention of getting very far.

SingleNoMingle is the guy that just got out of a long term relationship and doesn't want to have a girl friend anytime soon .yadda yadda yahhh you've heard it before. this is the guy that is hurt.. and is morphing into a woman-usin asshole. the good thing about the SingleNoMingle guys is you can try to save him and be there for him in his time of need and all that gooshy stuff... be patient... he'll come around and become ActuallySingle.

"here we go yo, here we go yo, so what so what so what's the scenario"

Scenario 1:

I met a Single(So I Can Say I Am) at the club last week. Ok.. ok... I know! Red flag... I met a guy at the club whatever... I'm over it. ANYWAY, I met him at the club.. we danced, exchanged numbers, been textin' it up, you know gettin' to know each other through eGame... but then I did some research.. [via FaceBook of course] and this dude has a main joint. Like chick has been aroun for yeeeaaarrrrssss... [yes i did some hardcore investigatin] and she still is.. he has yet to mention her though but i mean i understand that cuz he's still feelin me out. But does this mean I have no chance from the jump?

Scenario 2:

Me and another Single(So I Can Say I Am) accidently fell into each others lips at this party but we were like just good friends. But after that night we realized that I mean whoa we could have feelings for each other. When we sobered down and discussed it a few days later, he told me about how technically he was single but he ain't gon lie to me... he's been seriously 'talking' to this girl for a while now.. [i'm guessin' this is one of those joints where the chick don wanna commit] but he still wanted to talk to me and see where it could go.
Uhm.... false.
I wasn't about to agree to be the other woman! are you kidding me??!!? And in my mind, he was puttin limitations on where we could go from the jump so... what was the point? Was it possible that he was gettin' sick of her and I coulda been that straw to break the camels back?

SO those are our scenarios. Advice greatly appreciated and shit.

WHOLE TIME
I'm just tryina be somebodys main joint.
All I'm tryina do
is be somebodys main boo..
All I'm tryina be
is somebodys main squeeze
can i get an Amen?!?
Y'all don't hear me..

Adapted from JazzyBooBoo's Blog: Boys, Dogs and Men