Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

Phobias - Man-kind's lame excuse for unnecessary fears.
And my opinions of the ones I found the most strange.

Allodoxaphobia Fear of opinions.
WELL HERE'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT THAT BUDDY!!!!! PAHAHAHAH!

Ancraophobia or Anemophobia Fear of wind.
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE WIND COMIN. SHAME.

Anglophobia Fear of England, English culture, etc.
WHAT? BRITISH ACCENTS ARE ORGASMIC!

Aurophobia Fear of gold.
I'M AFRAID OF NIGHAS WIT GOLD TEETH IN THEIR MOUTH BUT I'D BE DAMNED IF I WAS AFRAID OF SOME CARATS!!!

Automatonophobia Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statue.
NO BLOW UP DOLLS FOR YOU! BUWAHAHAHHAHA.

Caligynephobia Fear of beautiful women.
YEAH I MEAN, SOME NIGHAS JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT. YOU KNOW? HAHA.
Cenophobia / Centophobia Fear of new things or ideas.
I'D BE DAMNED IF I WAS AFRAID OF A NEW PAIR OF DUNKS OR JEANS.
Chromophobia/Chromatophobia Fear of colors.
"could you paint with all the colors of the wind" WHAT IS LIFE WITHOUT COLORS? HOW DO PEOPLE AFRAID OF COLORS FUNCTION?

Didaskaleinophobia Fear of going to school.
SOME OF THESE ARE REALLY JUST LAME EXCUSES. CMON NOW. SOMEONE MUST HAVE GOTTEN BULLIED SOMETHIN SERIOUS.
Dishabiliophobia Fear of undressing in front of someone.
THIS MIGHT BE THE FIRST ONE I CAN ACTUALLY SEE.

Emetophobia Fear of vomiting.
WELL I MEAN, IT IS AN EXCRETION OF MEALS PAST. I CAN SEE HOW SOMEONE COULD BE AFRIAD THEIR INTESTINES WERE COMING NEXT.
Ephebiphobia Fear of teenagers.
THIS DEFINES EVERY VILLIAN ON SCOOBY DOO.
Epistaxiophobia Fear of nosebleeds.
THIS ONE GOES HAND IN HAND WITH THE VOMITING ONE. SOMEONE COULD BE AFRAID THEY WILL BLEED TO DEATH.

Geliophobia Fear of laughter.
WELL PAHAHAHAHAHHAAH BITCHES. GNR.
Genophobia Fear of sex.

NEVER.
Heliophobia Fear of the sun.
THIS ONES FOR THEM REAL DARK SKINNED NIGHAS. LOL JK JK.

Judeophobia Fear of Jews.
?????

Liticaphobia Fear of lawsuits.
WELL I MEAN I WOULDN'T WANT ANYONE TAKIN MY MONEY EITHER. WOULDN'T CALL IT A PHOBIA THOUGH.

Macrophobia Fear of long waits.
ON AVERAGE PEOPLE SPEND 45 TO 62 MINUTES WAITING

Microphobia Fear of small things.
NO PINKY FINGERS FOR ME. SMH.

Neophobia Fear of anything new.
LIKE I SAID BEFORE. I WON'T TURN DOWN A PAIR OF SNEAKERS.

Ophthalmophobia Fear of being stared at.
GNR. I'D PROLLY STARE AT THEM JUST TO TICK THEM OFF. IT'D BE HILARIOUS!

Peladophobia Fear of bald people.
YEAH THIS IS ME. THEY'RE SO BALD.. AND SHINY... AND... SCARY.. AND STUFF.

Pteronophobia Fear of being tickled by feathers.
WTF?!?!??!?!?

Rhytiphobia Fear of getting wrinkles.
YEAH I KNOW SOME PPL THAT ARE LIKE AFRAID OF GETTING OLD BUT I MEAN WRINKLES ARE JUST A SMALL PART IN THAT.

Sesquipedalophobia Fear of long words.
the phobia -would- be a long word too. gnr.

oh, humanity. what am I gonna do with you?