Grandma hasn't sent me any good emails...
My dropping a load experiences haven't been anything to blog about...
And I can't think of ten things I hate about anything...
So today... I'm gonna do 10 things I love... ON YOUTUBE!! YAY!
No particular order though...
I'm gonna try to put all things that haven't been on my page before so...
It's not really my top 10...
I guess...
COMPUTER CHRONICLES EPISODE 7
This series is really funny... When I'm done with "today's tunes" I'll probably do a series of computer chronicles..
one word... "spacement"
RACK 'EM WILLIE
All the football players on my campus put me on to this... in the beginning of the year they'd just say 'rack em' 'rack em' over and over. It was kind of annoying but now.. I get it..
"like a choo choo train"
GAS SHORTAGE
This is the uncut footage of what became an episode of "throw'd off tv" so in reality it's only like 3 minutes long.. but they cut a lot of the good stuff... The dark skin guy with the braids is my favorite..
"y'all aint' got no gas, my weed man ain't got no weed, my girl's on her period, BK stopped sellin whoppers..."
MUFFINS
I know this is old Liam Sullivan [the kelly shoes guy] but I mean i still like it.
"Israeli-Palestinian conflict muffin" pahaha
BON QUI QUI
Man... I gotta learn that rap!! I love it!
"he could come out the house wit no ankle bracelet on but he got 2 strikes so don't get his order wrong" pahaha
A-R-A-B
Another old one... I don't know if anyones seen it though... I like it.
You guys gotta see 'Hey there khalilah' pahaha
Fast Food Rap
".....crispy"
How to Be Gangster
Don't be turned off by the soulja boy.. it's old.
People might think this is corny. maybe i just love it cuz i love asian guys..
and the 'cameltoe' pahaha.
T-Pain Christmas
Brought to you by the same guys that did the gas shortage one..
"silver rims... silver rimsss... it's christmas time in the projects!"
Christian the Lion
The first time I saw this.. i swore he was going to tear them up! I thought it was so cute I almost cried..
The next ones were already on my page butmy FAVS!
No Use - Jazzanova
Yung Dick
I hope someone enjoyed something lol.
Saturday
10 things I love...
Wednesday
I don't even know y'all...
You know how everyone has these 'types' and like.. their ideal guy or
girl... I have so many.. like different ones.. There's a type of guy I'd
mess wit, a type I'd talk to, I type I'd go with.. the type I'd marry...
(yeah, even that is different from the one I'd go with)
and then I have it set in my mind what type of guy isn't good enough..
what type of guy I'm not good enough for.. and like that's okay with
me..
but sometimes I feel like what I like and what I'm attracted to is not
what other people would think it is..
this is going back to the dating outsideof ur race
like when you guys look at me what type of guys do u see me dating?
I feel like not only do I have my own idealisms set up but.. when guys
look at me.. they have it made up in their mind what I like as well...
which can sometimes go terribly wrong
because some guys will think I wouldn't go for them.. when I would
some guys wouldn't think they're good enough.. when they are
some guys would think I only like black guys
but nah like.. I like asian guys.
I've never dated a guy that was all black.
I mean they were only half spanish but still..lol..
idk.. I guess I'm just confused...
light skin
dark skin
my asian persuasion
do u like my style?
my sexy sexy sexy
lol yeah I'm in bridgewater.. on my way back to the ham... just thought
I'd blog a bit..
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Tuesday
I LOVE THIS ONE!
This goes out to cuddle season-ers... and those that know what scissoring means LMAO.
Let me re-iterate
I think I need to explain... again... who this blog is for...
First and foremost, this blog is for me... I feel productive when I'm like.. doing something for myself you know? And although I don't put all my personal shit on here, it is a way for me to vent.
Second, this blog is for my friends... Let me repeat. This blog is for my friends.
There seems to be a sudden increase of readers that are haters.
My blog is not for you all.
If you read my blog, and discuss it outside of my vecinity or outside of a article comment, [in a negative way] you are a hater.
If you are mad about something I have written, but didn't approach me, or a comment about it and would rather discuss it outside of my vecinity... you are a hater.
If you don't even know me.. but judge me and don't like me because of things I've written.. but haven't approached me [if you live in Mass] or written a comment/e-mail about it.. you are a hater.
And you are especially a hater if you don't even read my blog and have something negative to say about it.
Thirdly, my blog is for international strangers to entertain themselves lol.
It's so funny how word gets back to you.. Like the motto above me says.. Let the truth set you free or it will set itself free. I will find out.
I mean I don't care but it's just funny how people are so quick to run their mouths and play tattle tale to other people... and it's funny how people are so quick to believe things that they hear... and it's funny how those type of assumptions can ruin friendships... Ain't it funny? People acting like the BC Marching Band Dance Team... Pahaha.
And to my friends, I love y'all. You know who you are. And if you read that, and you aren't sure if it applied to you... it probably didn't.
Yes B.Coles, it applied to you.... paranoid ass.
Monday
Can I Vent?
I remember in that other post when I said i thought the reason I was placed in his life was to help him get over his ex but like.. The other girl could have been there for that. Did God want me to learn from this? or something... I guess this experience was to teach me that you can't judge a book by its author (the parents he was raised by), you can't judge a book by it's cover (the perception he portrays), you can't even judge a book by it's first few chapters because... there may be a twist at the end. And you never know... until you're finished reading it.
I'm starting to believe that love is for those that are in it. I bet if I surveyed people that believe in love, the vast majority of them would be people that are either in love.. haven't been in love yet or haven't been screwed over yet. But it's bound to happen.. and when it does, they aren't going to believe it anymore.
Love is kind of like religion. Spiritual health requires that you believe in a higher power. It keeps you motivated, moving, progressing.. but it isn't necessarily real. Faith is just necessary, hope is necessary, and without it we'd drive ourselves insane. Even atheists believe in something. Love is the same way in a sense that it provides false hope. However, the difference between love and religion is people live to testify that love is false but no one actually knows about religion.
Am I getting too philosophical on you guys? My bad gangstas. Don't shoot.
I can't wait to tell my aunt about Heartbreak this time.. She told me a few months ago to just leave him alone. That he didn't even deserve my friendship but I thought since I semi-knew about his potential girlfriend, I was kind of in the wrong for thinking nothing would change when he went off to school. But now, knowing that the entire time there was yet ANOTHER girl in the picture, that I knew, that he lied about at his own party.. he doesn't deserve my friendship.. not even my acquaintanceship.. because I didn't deserve what he did to me.
I look back at that party like damn. He got me. You got my ass, Heartbreak. For real, like, kudos. I witnessed it with my own eyes.. That was a great excuse you came up with tho, Heartbreak. Saying you had to create a diversion, a facade so no one knew you were really trying to talk to me.. Great liar. Like father, like son.
"Cuz the truth would hurt me even more"
Nigha, don't try to act like you care about my feelings NOW. Lol.
This video makes me smile..
But you guys, I just realized... I'm gettin' so amped up over things he DID..
peep the past tense? Like.. call it cliche but.. I'm toooo blessed to be stressed.
I have traveled so far from my struggle, and I can just tell that I'm not finished yet. God is not done using me.
Why be so bitter about the past when I have such a promising future? Thank you for the experience, Heartbreak.
Oh plus, I was recently told that I have accumulated a waiting list. If you know what I mean... Lol.
i miss the music we used to make
you know, back in the day..
real music
music musicians made
allowing women to be their delicate instruments
do you remember those days, baby?
i was your wind instrument
sliding your tongue onto my reed
your grease lubricating my cork before you play me
blowing full elongated breaths through my brass
my breathing separated by staccato beats
holding full notes in measures that felt like eternity
making me belt a high A sharp
i can't hold back, forget falsetto
from whole notes you moved to half
from quarters to sixteenths
we made upbeat music
you'd hit each note with such accuracy
strumming the right strings to create symphonies
a one man orchestra, u were
what happened to that good music?
You guys already know... i need a title... or an ending... idek... lol...
Sunday
Screwed Over...
"Here we go yo, here we go yo, so what so what what's the scenario"
Scenario 1: Sour Patch Opposition
But what I will say is... in this scenario... honesty would have been the best policy.. He should have told me. I'm not sayin' he should have told me while they were talkin' and mess up the relaitonship he had with me [cuz I know a guy would never do that unless he wanted me to leave] but I am sayin' when shit started droppin' anyway... he shoulda just added to the shit list... like, "and i have another confession to make".. Yeah I would have been mad but I mean... I was mad already... now he's getin' two doses of me bein' mad... Matter fact, the fact that he didn't tell me before is enough for me not to ever talk to him again... Cuz this is the second time this nigha has crossed me. If he fools you once shame on him.. but twice? shame on me.. and I'd be damned if I turned that into three times..
I'm sorry but I am about to vent. Because how can someone and somethin so sweet turn so sour... This nigha is like spoiled food.. He was once so filling, so nourishing, so sweet to me... He was a great person, church go-er, hard working.. the type of guy a girl would never expect to do this type of shit... TWO GIRLS AT THE SAME TIME?!?! That shit is disgusting! And this other chick is a roller which makes it even more disgusting... See, I know madd football players up here goin wit two girls at the same time but i mean... you EXPECT that from them... not sappy dudes like him.. smell me? It's nighas like him, first he's sweet, then he's sour.. that make girls think guys are all the same. How do you even expect us to ever open up the same? When we do, we get screwed over.
Question: One of HeartBreak's best friends is also one of my really good friends. Should I be mad that he didn't even tell me about her. When he knew about our relationship? Or do you think that he even knows about this other chick?
This one won't be as long but I am JUST as salted.
Scenario 2: RKelly/ MrBiggs type shit.
Later that night, I was solo dolo [longer story] waitin' on my roommate... and I decided to call him [from my roommates phone] make sure he was ok, and i was just gonna go over there to wait for my roommate.. this nigha tells me he's sleep
i mean that was believable because it was almost five in the morning but... what got me was... A lil bit later, I get a call from his phone and when I answer, it's my roommate [no not like that guys] and she's like where are you? When we meet up, I see that the boy was right there in a lounge with this chick. Did I really have to get lied to though?
Honesty would have been the best policy. What was his reason to lie? He didn't have one. If he was just like, I'm not in my room.. I woulda been like okay. I wouldn't have been mad.. or jealous or like, skeptical... That's my friend, you know, I wasn't tryina beat LOL. If we friends, you know what I'm sayin' like.. I'm not sayin' he had to say, "I'm not in my room, I'm with so and so in the second floor lounge" but just be like I'm not in my room.. he ain't have to lie and say he was sleep.. Right?
Why do y'all think he did that?
I feel sorry for the next guy. Cuz I'm gonna LIE MY ASS OFF. I'm gonna date two guys at once, I'm gonna lie about my wherabouts.. Because I'm gonna make sure I get him before I get got.
Fuck these long nosed nighas!
And remember kids,
If the truth don't set you free....
It will set itself free.
Nighas Lie. Chicks Lie. Numbers Don't
PERFECT TIME FOR TODAY'S TUNES WITH LEAH AND JASMIN!
Wednesday
But you've never even seen him...
What do you guys think about that? Can people really have swag over e-game? You gotta also consider they can press backspace at their leisure... google good jokes to use... AND look at ur interests on FB and pretend they like the same things as you!
We've all done it though... Fell for the e-game... Never seen the person IN person, but they have nice pics... C'Mon now ppl think back to BlackPlanet days..
What I wanna know is... is it possible to like someone you've never seen? And how likely is it that they're actually... cool peeps?..
Monday
Henny without the Coke...
So Danity Kane is still just a trio?
Damn. Well, I didn't like Aubrey O'Day anyway!
Damn I called this one like 12 blogs ago...
Now here's proof!
Serena, Alicia, Erykah?? No one knew..
Until now! Click here for the story..
Did you ever think Prince was gay?
I know i did.
MY MOM WEARS HER HAIR THIS WAY!
Look we all love his music but... he's just strange.. Just like Michael, we love his music but we know good and well he was wrong! Anyway, here's what Prince had to say about some current events...
here’s how it is: you’ve got the Republicans, and basically they want to live according to this.” He pointed to a Bible. “But there’s the problem of interpretation, and you’ve got some churches, some people, basically doing things and saying it comes from here, but it doesn’t. And then on the opposite end of the spectrum you’ve got blue, you’ve got the Democrats, and they’re, like, ‘You can do whatever you want.’ Gay marriage, whatever. But neither of them is right.”
When asked about his perspective on social issues—gay marriage, abortion—Prince tapped his Bible and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”
Hey Prince, stfu. Thx.
MILEY CYRUS DEAD???
Haha, so some fool hacked her website and told the world she was dead and her fans went BIZURK! I'm sorry but I can't stop laughin at this.. Esp. how Miley said somethina bout smackin' the person that did it..
“What happened, did I die like bungee jumping, getting bulldozed, what happened this time? I got hit by a drunk driver,” Cyrus said.
“Ok good. Wait. What? On my webpage? On my webpage? No. My webpage got hacked? Thank you, you're the bearer of good news. Thank you. Yay! At least I can fix it. Oh, I'm ticked. I'm gonna like, smack 'em!”
Oh.... Miley...
Source for all.
That's all I have for you guys right now...
oh wait... here's today's tune from leah and jasmin!
AND BTW!!
SYTYCD = So You Think You Can Dance
and I prolly will try out for fun.
Re: A Venting Man
To Ricardo: You tryina get ya jaw rocked out here.
All I know is, this better not be in response to my He says, He means [didn't read it? click it, please] article. It really better not be cuz I'm tired of the personal attacks quite frankly.
Now if it inspired you, that's a different story... But lemme comment on this one Jazzo style.. iigh here goes..
-I need a man with a job.
You right, there are a lot of gold diggers out there but I mean sometimes it's not even wanting a RICH guy it's also because WE don't want a guy DEPENDENT on us.. just as much as Y'ALL wouldn't want a woman dependent on YOU. Am I right? I know personally, my goal is to have all my debts and shit taken care of, and be able to support myself before I go combining income with a man who gives me a ring.
-He's only trying to fuck.
This one is true. To fuck is the ultimate goal. Even for girls, I don't know why girls bs... But the truth of the matter is guys are trying to fuck and girls... are trying to find the right guy to fuck lol. And a guy to fuck forever cuz girls are suckas.
I disagree with the 'if he's trying to just fuck then you gave him a reason to do so' cuz I have witnessed it like.. some guys, that's just what they want and it has nothin to do wit how shawty is carryin herself. But I agree.. the hoes need to shut up and get theirs..
-I can't find a good guy.
Now, for me, I don't say this. Because honestly, I have found plenty of good guys. And I just can't handle it. I can't handle a perfect relationship, I get bored. Just like I need a chase, I don't want the guy to hand me his heart on a platter from the jump.. Some ppl might call that a good guy but if that's a good guy, then I don't want him. In terms of cheating and ish like that, if dude wants shawty bad enough or is into her enough, he'll be faithful. Girls gotta realize there's a reason he's goin out gettin' it somewhere else. Girls gotta give guys a REASON to stay, you know? And vice versa. And if he does cheat, obviously he was missing something in the relationship where he had to look elsewhere and that's a RED FLAG that he's not the RIGHT guy.. not necessarily a BAD guy, just not the RIGHT guy.
-I heard his sex game was weak.
To me this is something that the bitter women say. The women that got played by some dude. Or the women that he only wanted to fvck. The woman that couldn't get him. And I agree some days you got more energy, some you have less lol AND sex isn't the same wit everybody, you know? THEIR sex game could be weak when together.
-Men are dogs.
Men and women are both capable of being dogs. And I feel like we all either have been dogs in the past, are dogs now, or will be a dog in the future. So when you're lookin for that significant other, make sure it's passed their dog phase lol.
Whew I coulda wrote my own entry. Maybe I will..
AND I DID =]
Sunday
How can I even survive?...
Day by day, living these.. lies.
Becoming the people I once despised.
Knowing she'll look up into my eyes,
Wanting to heighten, wanting to grow,
wanting to become the only woman she knows.
While I'm fakin' innocence, yelling "Yay, for mankind!"
Recycling, praising God, tellin her, "Say no to crime!
Don't smoke, don't drink, don't steal, don't lie,
Never become dependent cuz you don't NEED a guy,
Close your legs after marriage is the time
Just focus on books and you'll be fine"
Should she do as I say even though I've failed?
Learn from my mistakes, just don't follow my trail?
And please never use my past as an excuse?
Take it, prove them wrong put it to good use?
Never take my past and use it against me?
Make me this promise, persevere unrelenting?
Or maybe I should change or atleast try..
To remember each action is followed by her eyes...
You guys already know I need a title.. Lol.
Bringin' it back..
Start this off wit and update... here's what Kanye said in his blog about his arrest
HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED…WHEN I LEFT THE CLUB, I WAS ENCOUNTERED BY A THIRSTY PAPARAZZI AS USUAL. HE FELT HE HAD MORE RIGHTS TO MY SPACE THAN ME, SO I PUT MY HAND UP TO PREVENT HIM FROM TAKING MY IMAGE. I DIDN’T ASSAULT HIM BUT MERELY PUTTING MY HAND UP TO COVER HIS LENS. MY SECURITY YELLED, “GET THE CAMERA OFF HIM.” I GUESS IN ALL THE COMMOTION THE CAMERA SCRAPED HIS NOSE.
THREE HOURS LATER I GET A KNOCK AT MY HOTEL DOOR. THERE WERE FIVE POLICE OFFICERS IN FRONT OF MY ROOM AND I HAD NO IDEA WHY. I HAD MY SECURITY GO SPEAK WITH THEM. THE COPS WERE VERY CORDIAL BUT TOLD ME THEY HAD TO ARREST ME BECAUSE A COMPLAINT WAS FILED. THAT WAS THE BOGUS PART. THEY PLACED ME IN HANDCUFFS AND DROVE ME TO THE STATION. THEY SPOKE ABOUT HOW THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY A PUBLICITY STUNT BY THE PHOTOGRAPHER BUT THEY STILL HAD TO GO THOUGH THE MOTIONS. WHEN I GOT BACK TO THE HOTEL THERE WERE PAPARAZZI HANGING OVER THE BRIDGE ABOVE THE HOTEL TRYING TO GET A SHOT OF ME GETTING OUT THE POLICE VAN. EVEN THOUGH I WASN’T CHARGED, THE DAMAGE WAS DONE. SURE ENOUGH THE NEXT MORNING, PLASTERED ACROSS EVERY MEDIA OUTLET… KANYE GETS ARRESTED. IT DIDN’T MATTER THAT I WASN’T CHARGED OR THE FACT THAT I HADN’T ASSAULTED ANYONE. ALL THAT MATTERED WAS THAT I WAS ARRESTED.
Next I have to bring an article back...
No one has been helpin' me out with my scenario's [didn't read it? click it!] so I'm just gonna hope that those involved in the scenario's are readin' this..
I don't know how else to emphasize that I like my guys hard to get.
guys. Whether they know it or not, they aren't gonna take a girl
seriously or be able to be in anything like, long term with a girl that
wasn't hard to get.
Now, not being hard to get doesn't make you easy. The chase consists of
many things. And being hard to get doesn't mean be impossible to get.
A LOT of girls get that twisted.
However, lettin a guy know u are feelin him too soon... and just
allowing things to grow rapidly, takes away from the chase. Which is
necessary for a guy to take u seriously slash be with you for a long
time.
I speak from experience.
Even if everything is there... that *it* factor... the potential... the
looks... if there's no chase, its not gonna feel like a prize. u kno?
I discovered... today actually... that I am the exact same way.
I love the chase. I don't like it when a guy straight up likes me and
that's it. He could be the cutest thing, he could be the sweetest
thing.. but if it comes easy (not calling him easy) it's less
rewarding.
And if I'm feeling a guy, I don't want him to like me back right away..
I wanna have time to discover more things.
That's why I'm drawn to mysterious guys, I like figuring out aspects of
their personality, instead of him just being open and layin everything
out from the jump.
Don't get me wrong, I need a guy that's gonna be open, honest and
straight forward with me...
..eventually
but for the sake of enjoyment in this 'getting to know each other'
process lets gradually get to that point..
What's bad about this concept, however, is at times I can't decipher
between whether I'm actually interested in a guy, or if I'm interested
in the chase, the process.
And sometimes.. I can't tell if I really like people or if I just like
the *idea* of them, and having them.
And quite frankly, I don't have the time or patience to figure it out.
Like I said before, fall in love with something that can't hurt you.
Yo,
forbidden fruit is so much sweeter.
Like, the connection we had when I couldn't have him was so much better.
But now that I can, I don't think I want it....
I mean I'm no home wrecker... but Idk it was somethina bout it..
Could it be the chase?
Saturday
Idk
Let's start today's entry off with a lil celeb gossip.. justa lil, things that bothered me.
Yo Like... Amy, Can we help you? In any kinda way let me KNOW!
Like DCtoBC would say... Caption THIS lol. Here's what's happening in this picture:
Amy Winehouse went on a wild rampage around Camden last night, screaming for her husband and banging on the door of her old flat some 100 meters from her current home. The troubled star appeared to be completely out of it and was worryingly emaciated again, with sores all over her face. The wild-eyed singer - still without her trademark beehive and minus her trademark sweep of black eyeliner - then made her way back to her flat clutching a liter bottle of vodka via a building site, signing autographs on the way.
Amy then handed a bottle of vodka to waiting snappers, before shouting through a window: “It’s hard going for a year without sex,” Her drug-addict husband Blake Fielder-Civil is due to rejoin his wife tomorrow, having gone straight to rehab from prison where he served time for GBH and perverting the course of justice.
Source
This picture makes me want to take Jessica Alba off the list. I mean I know her forehead was big but c'mon. These bangs are ridiculous.
Poor Obama
Authorities have seen more potentially threatening writings, Internet postings and other activity against Barack Obama than any other previous president-elect, officials aware of the situation said. Here, Obama is accompanied by Secret Service agents as he heads to his vehicle in Chicago, Nov. 7.
Source
Ok, so blogger like took down my post with all the downloadable music. Apparently it like violated some copyright or some ish. I'm tryina figure out how the sites that I actually got the music from didn't get this message yet I did.. Hmm Jazzo's just not smooth enough huh..
So I really hope you guys were able to get all that good ol Kanye, Ill-Literacy, Thophilus London, Wiz Khalifa, Kid Cudi..
The only one I can see causeing like copyright infringement is Kanye.. the rest of them like what? seriously? Lol.
If you still want any of it just like... shoot me an e-mail shoot me a comment and I GOT YOU!
Friday
Jane Dimension Presents....
The Underground Love Mixtape...
I really want everyone to download this one... It is SOOOO good... really it is... The only track I'm mad at so far is number7 and that's because I don't like when anyone does anything with Tribe...
Here's the track list..
1. Afta-1- Banilla BeansSeriously get it.
2. Clara Hill- Just Paradise
3. The Foreign Exchange- Sweeter Than You
4. Clara Hill Meets Vikter Duplaix- Paper Chase
5. J*Davey- Finer Things
6. Esthero- Superhereos (Afta-1 Remix)
7. J*Davey- Relax
8. Jneiro Jarel- Wont Let You Go
9. Hollyweerd- Have You Ever Made Love to a Weirdo
10. N*E*R*D- Am I High
11. Flying Lotus- Fall In Love
12. Muhsinah- Millions
13. Afta-1 - Candy Box
14. The Whitest Boy Alive- Borders
15. The Foreign Exchange- Daykeeper ft. Muhsinah
16. Q-Tip - Lisa
17. Telepopmusic- Dont Look Back
18. Kissey Asplund- The Big Mess
19. Tawiah- Broken Heart
20. Gemstones- Unappreciated
21. Free The Robots- Billie Verve
22. Gecko Tucker- Monosabio Blues
23. Black Milk- Without You
24. Daedelus- Fin
25. Quiroga- No More
26. Kenna- Say Goodbye To Love
27. Christian Rich- The Shit
28. Brittany Spears- Why Should I Be Sad
29. Matthew Herbert- Celebrity
30. Bishop Lamont- Feel On It
I promise there's something on this joint for everybody!
Now let me present to you Today's Tune with Leah and Jasmin..
MUSIC!
I also have a friend with a pretty cool playlist that I made into a mixtape for you guys to download so if you're into alternative music please check it out.
Click the pic for the download... Here's the track listing...
Erase and Rewind - The Cardinals
Come Out and Play - Offspring
Killing In The Name Of - Rage Against The Machine
Lithium - Nirvana
Bigger Than Punk Rock - Sonic Boom Six
Outside - Staind
It's Not Over - Chris Daughtry
Stop - Jane's Addiction
Never There - Cake
Would - Alice In Chains
Mother - Danzig
Undone - Weezer
20th Century Boy - Def Leppard
I Wish You Were Here - Incubus
Scar Tissue - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Search and Destroy - Iggy Pop and the Stooges
Bad Rep - Joad Jett
Float On - Modest Moude
I Wanna Be Sedated - The Ramones
Starlight - Muse
Roxanne - Sting and the Police
Shimmer - Fuel
Everlong - Foo Fighters
Woman - Wolf Mother
Luchini - Camp Lo
Wrong Way - Sublime
Love Shack - B-52s
I know you, I live you - Chaka Khan
It's All Been Done - BareNaked Ladies
Poison - BBD
She Wants to Move - N.E.R.D.
Short Skirt Long Jacket - Cake
Buddy - DeLa Soul
I'm Just A Girl - No Doubt
On my Own Time - Gym Class Heroes
Time Won't Let Me Go - The Bravery
Say Anything Else - Cartel
TROY - Pete Rock and CL Smooth
Bed Time Story - Slick Rick
Hey You - The Exies
Granny's E-mails [the fourth]
Didn't read the last one? Click here.
I can't embed this slide show but please actually look at it.. I almost cried. Click here.
HOW WRONG WAS SHE FOR THIS??
and Bath and Body works is hiring.. lol.
Thanks Grandma.
He says, He means
Kanye West got arrested this morning... Damn
For assault, in England
Paparazzi need to chill out. Gettin my man Kan in trouble.
OH and look at this video...
This could be a hit or miss..
NOW FOR OUR ARTICLE!
I'm having trouble figuring out when guys mean what they say and when they don't.
Can you guys help me out? Honestly. Like I'm not naive but it might seem that way but just take a look at these situations... Some real... Some arent.
"Here we go yo, Here we go yo, so what, so so whats the scenario!"
SCENARIO 1:
A guy and a girl once were 'talkin''. We know what talkin' is. Not an official relationship but like exclusively messing, talking, and claiming eachother. Eventually the relationship falls off. But every now and then he hits her up like "i miss you" or "i would like to see you sometimes, when you get a chance".
Is this code for 'i would like to have sex with you again' or does he genuinely mean he misses her presence in his life? Does he want to start something back up with her?
SCENARIO 2:
A guy and a girl HIT IT OFF from the moment they meet. Like, in a surreal way. They both have a desire to know more about each other and could see themselves in an actual relationship with each other. Things were going good until he continued to express his feelings, falling too fast within a matter of days. She expressed that she felt he was 'doing too much' and he calmed down verbally but his actions still portrayed a certain clingy-ness that was getting rather annoying.
Does this mean she doesn't actually like him and the initial feelings were temporary?
When he goes off on rants about how much he likes her does he mean it? Or is this a set-up for the future?
SCENARIO 3:
A guy has been in a relationship with his girlfriend for a year or two. He has a female friend in which he is very good friends with, they can talk to each other about anything. Sometimes when they are talking to each other about relationships, he uses his female friend as the example, as his wife, etc. And they had discussed how a girl would know when he likes them, and the way he shows it, and the female friend feels as if he may like her. He is also a huge flirt. When he had to demonstrate something rather provocative on his female friend, he later whispered 'sorry i had to do that to you' FEMALE FRIEND: it's ok 'oh you liked it? i liked it too'
The girlfriend doesn't feel threatened by this female but the female friend feels as if she should.
Should she feel threatened? Or is his flirtation innocent?
Here are some He says, He means things I found online.
Let me know if you agree with them.
1."I think we should see other people" means "I'm interested in someone else, I just don't want to be deceitful"
2."I'd love to be more intimate with you I just don't want it to ruin our relationship" means "I just don't want to sleep with you but you're fun to hang out with so I'ma let you down gently"
3."Call me when you get back. I want to make sure you get in safe" means "I want to make sure you ain't bring nobody home"
4."I don't like to cuddle" means "I like having sex with you but I'm not emotionally attached to you"
5."Give me a call sometime" means "I'm not gonna chase you, you aren't good enough for that but you can chase me if you want"
6."I'm so unhappy. I wish [Girlfriend's Name Here] was more like you" means "I want to sleep with you and this way, you won't feel bad about it"
That's it. And you if you guys ever have anything juicy you want me to talk about or a juicy question you wanna know about but are afraid to ask... shoot me an e-mail... and i'll post it.. anonymously of course. MizzJazzy08@tmail.com. And that's a zero-eight.
A Little Funny 4 You:
You are so fat the scale says 'one at a time please.. one at a time' or 'to be continued' LOL...
Ok it's not that funny.. I know..
But this is pretty good...
Thursday
Sing Like the Rent is Due?
This first one i can watch over and over and over
..and still laugh
EVERYTIME!
This one is pretty old and if you've seen it already skip it.. I just wanna show everyone who I was for Halloween lol
I don't know if this one should have gone under dance or song but all i know is it is SOOOO COOOLLL... Give it like :50.... Becuase that's where the words in the song start..
Harry Potter fan? You're gonna love this... Even if you aren't a Harry Potter fan, you better love this.. And the moment after watching it.. you and all your friends will want to make a song JUST LIKE IT!
Just me?
AANNNNNDDDD
apparently this video didnt work last time so
HERE IS TODAYS TUNES WITH LEAH AND JAZ!
Celeb Gossip..
Beyonce? Wonder Woman?
What do you guys think of this?
She hasn't landed the role yet but she is trying. She's already been meeting with DC Comic reps about it.. It's spose to come out in 2011..
Honestly, I think she'd be a hot wonder woman and a lot more people would see the movie with her in it..
Sing or Die??
Paula Goodspeed commited suicide yesterday. She was obsessed with Paula ABdul [American Idol host] and didn't make American Idol.. She killed herself right in front of Paula Abdul's house.
They researched this chick and found out this wasn't the first time she'd done somethin reckless in front of Paula's house.. She ovedosed and was like passed out in front of her house before..
Her audition was in 2006.
No one really knows what they mean by rise and fall..
maybe like in his life, cuz Wayne is on top right now..
But i just found this funny that he's on the cover of Mad..
While we're talkina bout Wayne tho.. He took a movie role right out of Bow Wow's grasp.. even tho Bow Wow has a lot more experience..
I mean they're both in it but Wayne is like listed as a main character on the poster
and they did it because his record sales are higher tsk tsk
Hurricane Season is coming out the end of this year
Hmmmmmm.
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
KimK and Reg
Well aren't they cute?!? [Gags! F**k Cuddle Season Lol]
NO, ALICIA! NO!!!
someone please tell me what the hell she's wearing seriously...
this is a major problem
she's too pretty to look like an idiot.
PETTY
Suge Knight is suing Kanye for his lost earring.
Tell me, what kinda bullhair is that?
This shooting happened in August 2005.
He's under bankruptcy protection so he only gets a portion of the proceeds anyway..
"Additionally, Knight alleges that he not only suffered blood loss, but also lost a diamond stud earring valued at $135,000, and had to take a private jet back to California. Knight is seeking damages from West which includes medical expenses from the shooting and mental anguish for “the loss of use and enjoyment of the earring." -Livesteez
FREE
THey tryina say Free is fat now but I just think it's a bad pic.. That coat isn't fitted.. that could be air under there. And I mean her face looks fat too but sometimes people's faces look fat when they laugh hysterically.. right?
Stop defending her?
WAX ON WAX OFF
Jaden Smith is gonna be the new Grasshopper y'all.. The new version of the good ol 1984 Karate Kid will be shot next year in Beijing. This kid is livin' the life!
OH HELLL NO
Whitney Houston's new album cover.. tsk tsk tsk
That's a really good airbrush artist
I guess we can give her a pat on the back for kickin Bobby to the curb
wait... it's a fake of Naomi Campbell..
damn... crach heads..
Thats it for today
Comment and lemme know if you like celeb gossip
if you do ill update yall more often!
OH SHIT I FOUND MORE STUFF!
Well, this isn't celeb related but it's AWESOME
Got this article from livesteez.com click the pic for more info..
They might have a cure for aids!
Tennesse-based radio station, WGNS Talk Radio, is reporting that doctors in Berlin, Germany may have found a cure for AIDS.
In what could be the most significant breakthrough in the treatment of AIDS, doctors in Berlin, Germany said that they successfully cured a 42-year-old American man of the deadly disease with a targeted bone marrow transplant. According to Dr. Gero Huetter, this procedure is normally used to treat leukemia patients.
Huetter said the unidentified American had contracted AIDS over a decade ago and underwent a transplant of a genetically selected bone marrow, at a press conference yesterday, according to WGNSRadio.com.
Twenty months after the surgery, the virus appears to have left his body. There have been nothing but clean tests on his bone marrow, blood and organ tissues.
How awesome is this guys?
Lesbo Love
Lindsey Lohan's gettin hitched.
They're going to Paris to get rings and what not and they'll announce it back in London.
Wednesday
Dance Like the Rent is Due
[don't know what it is? Click It!]
At first I was a little disturbed but you really do gotta give it up to this kid..
Since I titled this "Dance Like the Rent is Due"
I thought I'd add a couple of my favorite dance video's on youtube...
Did you see this kid's face? Pahahaha priceless!
This midget mesmerizes me lol... That's some good ish..
My tap dance class did a piece EXTREMELY similar to this and it was amazing
heres a picture of me from it..
scary right
BUWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAR.
Tuesday
10 things I hate...
This is ten people i hate that I can't have.
FELLAS SCROLL DOWN TIL U SEE JESSICA ALBA.
aka my list of potential [young] celebrity husbands..
the grown men would be an entire different list
[shemar moore. siigghhh..]
IN ORDER
::least to greatest::
#10
Tahj Mowry
Actor as seen on Smart Guy etc.
#9
Justin Nozuka
God I love Asians. Can I just say I'd fall in love with this boys voice.. Singer as heard in 'After Tonight' etc..
#8
Shia Labeouf
You gotta admit he is HAWT now.. But I loved him back in Even Stevens days.. Actor as seen in Disturbia etc..
#7
Columbus Short (ok hes almost grown but.. o well)
Look at those lips. Actor as seen in Stomp the Yard etc. He could get it. Mmm.
#6
Shad Moss
Look at that smile.. Look at that line-up..
I had the toughest time deciding on which pic to put up..
Rapper/Actor formerly known as Lil' Bow Wow. As seen in Roll Bounce etc..
#5
Chris Brown
More pictures of Rihanna popped up than him.
THATS A DAMN SHAME!
Can't even google his own name without a reminder..
Ya'll know who he is..
#4
Corbin Bleu
I don't think he likes his hair anymore. I think they are making him keep it up because of us, ladies. Poor thing.
Anyway, Actor Corbin Bleu as seen in the High School Musical series.
I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN HSM3 DAMMiT!
#3
Jeryn Mays
Toughest time finding a good pic, i had to go through his FB to find one..
Jeryn Mays.. Disney Channel Movie Surfer! Don' HATE!
#2
Lee Thompson Young
We've had this discussion in one of my recent blogs
Actor.. as seen in Jett Jackson
#1
Nico Cary
Had to go through his FB for a good one too..
He's an artist.. In every way shape and form.
Mm mm mmm.
Lemme know who I forgot..
I know some of you guys are prolly mad about the order in which I put some of them..
Cus Chris Brown is supposedly hot shit but like.. you gotta remember, imma dorkk
i can't handle a guy with tooooo much swag lol..
comment with your top 10..
i couldnt make this a like all girl blog so i also compiled a list of 5 girls id hit..
ONCE AGAIN IN ORDER...
::least to greatest::
#5
jessica alba
gorgeous.. she could get it
#4
alicia keys
beautiful and talented.. but she cut her hair
#3
angelina jolie
she cute.. even if her lips are made of her butt
#2
beyonce
you already know
#1
adriana lima
beautiful beautiful girl
Victoria Secret model if you didnt know...
maybe you disagree with my order, maybe you don't
maybe you think some other females should have been on here
maybe you think im a lesbian now
o well heres what you do about it..
comment with your top 5
and dont judge me