We decided that all men lie.
Yup, all of you.
Don't worry... It's not your fault...
It's like.. how does a spider know how to spin webs? It's a skill instilled inside of you since growth.. Men know how to lie. I mean some men cheat, lie, manipulate better than others.
Just like how some spiders put their webs in the CUT so no one will accidently walk into it.. and others put theirs right in front of your door like a dumbass!
Sidenote: Nigha you were a dumb ass spider today BTW.
I think men have a secret society. Its like a world wide fraternity between men. All men lie cuz their daddy taught them to and it goes all the way back to the origination of humanity. I'm not saying they lie maliciously! (Although some guys do) But its usually done to prevent hurting others or themselves.
So what happens to the men raised by single parent mothers? Hmm. Good question. I think they're all set until they find a male role model. May not be a grown man, it could be one of their best friends in school or something like that. Or even someone on TV. Someway, somehow, men learn to lie. And they lie...
Sometimes they lie for no reason.
Sometimes it's out of the goodness of their heart.
Sometimes their lies are ridiculous.
Sometimes they're really believable.
Call it what you want.
But ALL men lie.
Basically, all men lie.
And there is no way to avoid that shit.
Ok, Jasmin what are you really talking about?
Ok ok ok ok ok You got me!!
Let's brainstorm all the reasons someone would lie about their whereabouts...
*It's embarrassing.
*It's naughty.
*If they had a commitment with you that they no longer wanted to attend.
*You were supposed to go with them but they wanted to go alone.
Hmm...
None of these reasons apply to my situation.
At all.
This spider...
Wove a web...
Right in front of my face...
For no reason...
Knowing...
I might...
Walk...
Right...
Into it...
And there I was covered in this spider's web. Surprised.
Because I never thought this spider would weave webs. Especially a web as small as this. And if he had been weaving webs before he must of woven them back in the corner because I didn't even know there could be webs in this place. And I don't know what to make it.. Cuz there was NO reason to weave this web... but the fact of the matter is.. it was woven... And now... I have no idea what other webs this spider could be weaving.
Honesty is actually...
the MOST important thing to me. It really is.
Saturday
For the male species.
Thursday
Dead Beat Dad
Nobody has been blogging so I thought I'll give yall a lil sumtin to chew on while we get ourselves together. Tell me what u think
And mama is trying
To calm the kid down but after 3 jobs she tired
She's out there grinding
Yea shes providing
But the baby's still crying cause he's hurting inside man
Mama's confused and the boy's getting older
Boyfreinds abuse her, and the boys growing colder
Now he's big and he's not trying to fold up
Tells moms boy freind imma put u in a stroller
Boyfreind smirked, looked at mom then he stole her
Boy just swole up
Lookin like hold up
Beat boyfriend good till he open like a folder
Boyfreinds heated kicks him out like go punk
Boy looks mama and she give him a cold shoulder
Hold up
Somethings missing from this picture
Yea he gotta mom but where the father figure
And figure that a father
Is supposedto be an honor
Help his child get brought up
The results might shock ya
He could be a doctor
or da next Sean Carter
But he aint even bother
Left his son all caught up
Now he's hotter than a sauna
Now his son's on the street
And he gotta move keys
Can't get caught loafing, so he gotta carry heat
Found himself a dimepiece
And shwaty real Bad
Less than a month he was up in her pants
6 weeks later homegirl cam back
Tells him she's pregnant ol' boy just laughed
Says that aint my child, girl u mad
Kicked her outside, threw out all her bags
This is what happen and the story is real sad
And thats just the cycle of a dead beat dad
Wednesday
Gone Fishin'
Thursday
Friday
Thursday
Truly Amazing
This was the most inspiring and pure thing I've heard in a while. You can start it at 5:05 doe cause he be rappin.
Wednesday
Saturday
They said, "its comming back to the lyrics."
KJ Eclipse Performing iLL, (Song produced by Rain Ammons) Directed by Joel-Nicole Reid.
Upcoming rapper KJ Eclipse, based in Atlanta, Georgia, but is originally from Brooklyn. Son got a sick flow, refreshing to hear young lyricists with a sound like this. Something like a blast back to the past, hip hops golden age. And you know what they say, "if it shines, its gold".
Give that Boy His Shine!
Friday
Why I DON'T fuck with vaccines.
This story is so sad and hopefully it makes people think twice before submitting to vaccinations. Personally, I vowed a while back never take vaccines due to their underlying effects. For more info on vaccines, click here
Thursday
Jazzo you aint the only one blown,
Wednesday
Somethin to think about...
"American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class." So how much are they still making off me on those bag check fees now that gas prices have come down!?"
Dan Leavitt
downtowncustomprintwear.com
Tuesday
Die for all I care.
My mother is the most evil, malicious, manipulative woman I have ever met. If you guys have ever read this before you would know that my mother was discrepant on my taxes so that she could get money out of it and then my school was like, "whoa, this isn't right" and said i had to re-file. I re-filed and naturally I have to pay back what they gave me. So it had been a couple months, and I hadn't heard from the IRS, some officials were suggesting I just live my life because I may have been forgiven, so I did.
TODAY.
Almost 3/4 months later. My mother calls and says the IRS sent her a notice and I owe a LARGE SUM OF MONEY by next week.
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY the IRS -JUST- sent her a notice. This woman has had the notice and has been holding it til the last minute to corner me in.
Bottom line, she won.
She did it.
I'm cornered. I don't have the money. I don't know what to do.
Maybe strip.
Prostitution.
Rob a bank.
Pawn shit.
THIS WOMAN IS ALWAYS SCREWING ME OVER FINANCIALLY.
I don't do shit to her.
I work hard!!!!
I don't deserve to be in debt at 19.
I just don't understand how someone could be so selfish and evil.
Friday
My LCROSS Theory.
If yall didn't know last friday NASA decided it was a bright idea to crash our satelitte into the moon at a really fast pace to possible crack the moons surface... and discover water beneath the surface of the moon. Those of you that saw the footage know that AINT SHIT HAPPEN...
EXCEPT!
Its gotten cold as shit... everywhere....
AND
it's fucked up the ozone layer!
NASA IS TRYING TO KILL ALL OF US.
Thursday
Why I Stick to My 'Ethnic Pack'
Some Freshman at my school was interviewed for an article in my school's newspaper, calling the massive collection of minority student, "Ethnic Packs". She said she felt intimidated by them and felt like she couldn't join the group if she wanted to. So I want to share my opinion on this matter and discuss why I feel intimidates to join their Pastey Packs.
Disclaimer: This ain't fa urrybady. Ebonics intended.
First of all, this entire school is a Pastey Pack. Of course minorities are going to gravitate to their own when they are surrounded by the unfamiliar. A lot of us have even TRIED to branch out but find it very difficult.
The Pastey Pack doesn't seem to understand why my hair smells a certain way when I straighten it, and why I don't wash it everyday.
Why I put oil IN my hair instead of trying to get it out.
The Pastey Pack doesn't seem to understand why I can't go out to Legal Seafoods every weekend, out to different concerts and every little event BC has to offer.
The Pastey Pack doesn't seem to understand why I've never been out of the country, or even off the east coast, why I can't go abroad or with them to Cancun Spring Break.
The Pastey Pack doesn't seem to understand why I can't wear leggings by themselves, afford the name brand hand bags and clothes.
My Ethnic Pack doesn't question these things. I'd feel intimidated approaching a Pastey Pack and constantly having to explain myself.
And you know what else,
I hate being approached, "Hey what's up DAWG" or "sup son" or "Mmm Mmm girl" from one of them when it is OBVIOUSLY out of their comfort zone. Do you think you have to speak to me that way because I'm black?
Or how about how one of the first topics of discussion is, "Can you teach me to shake my ass like a black girl?" or "How do YOU GUYS do that??"
Do you have to verify your 'blackness' when speaking to me, by bragging that you listen to 'black' music?? Or that you come from a rough town??.. "Yeah we had the worst crime rate... blah blah blah"
Maybe if you were YOURSELF.. than yes, You, as a Caucasian, could join our group.
I get sick and tired of the PLASTIC that comes from the Pastey Pack which is why I stick to my Ethnic Pack.
We keep it real.
I don't have time to explain myself.
I don't have time to be judged left and right.
I don't have time to listen to someone's impersonation of being black.
Give us a chance before you talk out ya neck.
Wednesday
Don't Call It A Comeback
Blackstar in the house. Yes ya boy is back, and I'll bring the flavor and spice to this chicken slice. But yall gon have to forgive for my last performance on this joant. I wasn't doing my job as a blogger but im here now and don't call it comeback. You won't that many links from me I'd rather just give yall some food for though. You know I write a lil so imma leave you this tyme with one of my poems. Enjoy, tell me what yall tihnk about it btw, I know im nice.
And mama is trying
To calm the kid down but after 3 jobs she tired
She's out there grinding
Yea shes providing
But the baby's still crying cause he's hurting inside man
Mama's confused and the boy's getting older
Boyfreinds abuse her, and the boys growing colder
Now he's big and he's not trying to fold up
Tells moms boy freind imma put u in a stroller
Boyfreind smirked, looked at mom then he stole her
Boy just swole up
Lookin like hold up
Beat boyfriend good till he open like a folder
Boyfreinds heated kicks him out like go punk
Boy looks mama and she give him a cold shoulder
Hold up
Somethings missing from this picture
Yea he gotta mom but where the father figure
And figure that a father
Is supposedto be an honor
Help his child get brought up
The results might shock ya
He could be a doctor
or da next Obama
But he aint even bother
Left his son all caught up
Now he's hotter than a sauna
Now his son's on the street
And he gotta move keys
Can't get caught loafing, so he gotta carry heat
Found himself a dimepiece
And shwaty real Bad
Less than a month he was up in her pants
6 weeks later homegirl cam back
Tells him she's pregnant ol' boy just laughed
Says that aint my child, girl u mad
Kicked her outside, threw out all her bags
This is what happen and the story is real sad
And thats just the cycle of a dead beat dad
Tuesday
Saturday
OH BOY!
Apparently this is the translation...
But you can get a grasp on what's happening without it.
Old Man#1(0:01 Beat that bitches ass. Old Lady#1(0:02): Don't hit her. Chinese Lady in the Pink(0:23): Don't let that bitch bully you. Chinese Lady: (0:09): This bitch got the nerve to yell at me for me asking her politely if i may sit down. (0.48): If that bitch didn't want to let me sit down don't mean she got to bitch at me. (0:59): I didn't yell at you bitch why you going off on me. If I don't stand up for myself, she won't get scared. (1:44): Dare to fucking pick on chinese people? (2:05): This bitch hogging the seat and I asked nicely if I may sit and that bitch kept hogging the seat. She has no heart, always bullying chinese people. Old Man#2(1:26): Hit that bitch. Old Man#3(1:33): Beat that bitch ass. Old Lady#2(1:37): Don't fight no more. Old Man#2((1:59): Beat the fuck out of her!
Friday
Thursday
Why I Can't Stand BC
So many schools claim to be "equal opportunity, affirmative action institutions." But it is a blind world in which so many people can see statements like this and not be baffled by the contradiction. The truth of the matter is that opportunity is not equal as long as we continue to prefer one group over another just because of their ethnicity. Worse still, it magnifies racial discrimination to choose one group over another for no reason other than race. Can anyone honestly say that we are all equal when some applicants are treated profoundly differently despite any extra talent? Is it fair to let students who aren't among these lucky minorities to sit back and curse the fact that they were born into an "overrepresented" group? Everyone has disadvantages in their lives and the best people claw their ways to the top. The Civil Rights movement is over, and it is time to accept that we cannot artificially accommodate for everyone.
Tyler Hughes is a staff columnist for The Heights. He welcomes comments at thughes@bcheights.com.
Wednesday
Tuesday
Sunday
Bostons the New Hollywood.
Okay I guys. I'm sure you've heard that madddddd movies are being made in Boston since the Massachusetts Film Coalition lifted the taxes and what not... I was walking to Back Bay station this weekend and Copley was SHUT DOWWWn cuz they were filming! My point is... this is a real good time to be an extra... There are a few ways of going about this... you can go to yourdigitalclass.com and find out how to get your self hooked up with casting directors.. and i mean u have to pay a one time fee but its worth it because they do all of the busy work for you and just call you with the where and when... or you can read the following article and get yourself put out there...Richard DeAgazio, retired president of Boston Capital Securities, has worked as an extra over the years, as well as playing an Italian diplomat in "The Pink Panther 2" and a janitor for "Paul Blart: Mall Cop." His advice on navigating the casting system:
Check the Massachusetts Film Office's website (mafilm.org) for a list of the casting companies working around Boston, and get your profile into their databases.
Some casting offices offer classes. "Take one if you can. They know you and then can find the perfect opportunities for you," DeAgazio said.
An agent isn't necessary, but can be helpful.
Go to an open casting call. Meet people. "And don't be afraid to volunteer for a film or work on something really small," DeAgazio said. "You'll find that you'll learn a lot about how these things are made."
The going rate for extras is $112 for non-union and $130 for union members for an eight-hour shoot. First thing you learn: There are no eight-hour days. There is overtime, and extras are fed. (Hot meals for union; cold sandwiches for non-union.)
There can be "bumps" to the pay for such things as use of a car (could be $100 or more), supplying your own clothes (say formal wear for a wedding scene), bringing along your dog (if asked), smoking in a scene ($14), and working in bad weather. If the director misses a meal break there's a meal penalty, paid by the amount of minutes the break time is missed.
"Some non-union extras could make more than $250 a day on a shoot," said DeAgazio. "Do that math. If you worked the system, you could make $50,000 in a year."
CAROL BEGGY
Saturday
Friday
Monday
Tiquismiquis.
I have always been one to abide by the golden rule, "When all else fails, get chicken fingers". There is nothing worse than going to a restaurant and seeing an entree with some crazy name and reading the description like, "oh shit this might actually be good". Then your plate comes and it tastes like sawdust. That shit sucks! Cuz you spent like twenty dollars on something that tastes like manuere!
I love food but I am a very picky eater so I'm at a restaurant I've never been to before I usually get chicken finger because you just... can't go wrong...
But yesterday..
I must have been in some type of mood because I ordered the:
Snowdrop Buffalo Nachos
..or some shit like that
It was like buffalo chicken on tri-color nachos with all these cheese and these peppers and shit... And it was overwhelming but I stepped out on a limb and ordered them..
THEM SHITS WERE BOMB!
Moral of the story: Try new things.. you might not always regret them.
Friday
Thursday
How Lazy Can You Get?
Guinness World Record for shortest escalator.
"The best part is, there are normal stairs after you get off the escalator..."
Wednesday
are hbcu's still neccessary?
Tuesday
Twenty Ten.
"We. Need. To. Hoo-ride. Ondisniggarightchea"
Tell me what y'all think.
Monday
Just to say...
I have nothing against Kanye.
I mean yeah he is selfish and inconsiderate but... I will bump 808s and Heartbreak all day and all night. Shit, I even based my own mixtape off of that theme (202s and HeartFake LOL) but yeah he is an ass, but... I do appreciate him for making great blazing music.
these rabbits are BAD!
Yeah, I said it!!
JK.
But on a serious tip this is my new favorite band. They go by the name of Bad Rabbits and they sprouted out of Boston. They're currently touring the upper east coast, which is known for cultivating alternative bands from buds to bushes. But don't let the genre push you away. Bad Rabbits have an old school feel and I think just about anybody could get jiggy with it. Look out for their album later this fall.
I actually saw one of there shows this friday. They're touring with a band called The Smyrk. They were pretty ill too. They're more rock based though so if that's you... check em out.
OH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
if you wanna see bad rabbits for your self..
they have a show next week.
its only ten bucks (and trust me they're worth a lot more)
RIGHT OFF THE B LINE (HARV AVE)
www.greatscottboston.com
I'll be there... chillin wit the rabbits...
Wednesday
Madonna Booed in Romania
Right after she said this:
“I’ve never been to Romania before and I am happy to be here. But I found out that there is a lot of discrimination against gypsies in eastern Europe and that makes me very sad. Especially because we believe in acceptance, gypsies, homosexuals, people that are different. It makes me very sad. Everyone must be treated the same, don’t forget that.”
Isn't that horrible?
Tuesday
Kanye On Leno
man, after all that happened at the VMA's, then being called a "Jackass" by President Obama yesterday, Kanye makes an unscheduled Leno appearance. It's good to see him taking responsibility for his actions, but man, he really has some inner demons and heartache he's dealing with. But I cant help but notice that his interview seemed more like Kanye was in the principles office... "what would your mother say about this? lol"
Sunday
An Email From My RA...
Random thoughts of the day:
More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can
> think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell
> my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves
> me.
>
> Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
> realize you're wrong.
>
> I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to
> have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
> sticks when they've invented the lighter?
>
> Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're
> going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to
> be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the
> direction from which you came, you have to first do something like
> check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to
> yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're
> crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
>
> I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
> younger.
>
> The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This
> recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
>
> Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work?
> You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix
> the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know
> how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or
> FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
>
> There is a great need for sarcasm font.
>
> Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
> suddenly realize I had no idea what the f*** was going on when I first
> saw it.
>
> I think everyone has a movie that they love so much; it actually
> becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting
> 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's
> laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little
> bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the
> only one who really, really gets it.
>
> How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
>
> I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than
> take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
>
> I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
> your computer history if you die.
>
>
> The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to
> finish a text.
>
> A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the
> spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
>
> Was learning cursive really necessary?
>
> Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to
> say".
>
> I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
>
> Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron
> test is absolutely petrifying.
>
> My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads.
> Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired
> about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us."
> Classy, bro.
>
> Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all
> I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
>
> How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod
> and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
>
> I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up
> to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
>
> While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and
> instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
>
> MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.
> Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
>
> Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
> person died.
>
> I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the
> shower first and THEN turn on the water.
>
> Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,
> and you can wear them forever.
>
> I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
>
> Bad decisions make good stories
>
> Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out th at their
> profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got
> the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures?
> Don't mind if I do!
>
> Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every
> year?
>
> If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would
> probably just be completely invisible.
>
> Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go
> around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly
> nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from; this shouldn't be
> a problem....
>
> You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
> when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything
> productive for the rest of the day.
>
> Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVD s? I don't
> want to have to restart my collection.
>
> There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are
> going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
>
> I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me
> if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I
> swear I did not make any changes to.
>
> "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
>
> I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching
> TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge
> me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren’t watching
> this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the
> room. Will we still be friends after this?'
>
>
> I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello?
> Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times
> and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the
> phone and run away?
>
> I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing
> anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
>
> When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she
> hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light
> internet stalking.
>
> I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle,
> then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
>
> Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising
> speed for pedophiles...
>
> As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,
> but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
>
> Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not
> know what time it is.
>
> It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
>
> I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
> answer when they call.
>
> I think that if, years down the road when I’m trying to have a kid, I
> find out that I’m sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from
> the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.
>
> Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to
> with it.
>
> Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car
> keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on
> the Donkey - but I’d bet my a$$ everyone can find and push the Snooze
> button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time
> every time...
>
> My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would
> happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
>
> It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the
> link takes me to a video instead of text.
>
> I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they
> drive behind obeys the speed limit.
>
> I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
>
> I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
> Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
>
> The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw
> they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words,
> someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think
> about it, and then estimate d that there must be at least four people
> eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by
> myself. There’s nothing like being made to feel like a fat b@st@rd
> before dinner.
Saturday
Tuesday
Monday
Quote of the day.
JOE BUDDEN SAYS:
“First of all, prostitutes, a lot of the times, have much cleaner pussy than regular girls.”
Words spoken from Jerz' own Joe Budden, the member of Slaughterhouse took some time out to break down to an associate of his that paying for sex isn't as bad as some people try and make it. If anything, paying for sex eliminates all of the pressures that come from trying to chase the girl or even maintaining a relationship and dealing with the emotional pressure.
“It's the bitches job to fuck. You don't think that bitch is taking care of her pussy?”
Budden even threw it in the air that having a prostitute is nothing that is based on income or something that is only done by middle to low class people within America.
“Everybody in the world has paid for ass…Sometimes when you are in situations like this and you are in your hotel room and you just want a quick nut without doing it yourself, you fucking call a fucking escort. She comes over and gives you the best whatever you had, you pay her and she exits. They way that girls in the real world are suppose to do, but they don't.”
EXTRACTED FROM HIPHOPWIRED.COM
What's wrong with this picture?
I got this from Bossip.com and their article was called, "Holiday Swirl: Fake Cake and New Nose Job In Full Effect!"... I mean after going through the other pictures it does look like she either got a nose job or a lip job.. something was weird with her bone structure... But is it me or does her ass look a lil smaller?
Nooo..... not kim. oh gawd.
Chris Brown's Closet
If I had this many shoes I don't know how I would decide what to wear. I always pick out my shoes first... I guess if i had this many I would have to pick a shirt first, and then chose the shoes to match... but it's all white black and gray tees for now lol. I call it Budget Fly.
Sunday
Melody Angel
So I'm watching MTV and some show called "P. Diddy's Starmaker" comes on and I noticed a familiar face (at least to me), Melody Angel. Now, I hardly watch MTV, especially Bad Boy Film presentations (i mean how many shows does the guy have), but i was watching "ABDC" and the show came on after. But I was really excited to see her on the show because I've been listening to her music for over two years. She is an indie musician with an old school voice, reminiscent of old Motown artists or more recently, Corinne bailey Rae in my opinion. Its great to see her somewhat succeeding because on her old youtube videos she receives nothing but good feedback, and the ever popular, "why aren't you signed?". However, seeing her on the show is a bit bittersweet, in the fact that you want her to make it, but no one lasts on Bad Boy Records.
Oh, and the show is terribly biased in my opinion, just thought I'd put that out there.
Friday
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Thursday
Its over for Maia Campbell.
I just hate to see stars fall off like this... yall remember her from Sister Sister and In the House and shit right?
Chris Brown's Bowtie.
This topic is trending like woah on twitter. Photoshop is uhhmazing.
PAHAHAHAAA
# Samwarhol_normal blunted215 What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, #chrisbrownsbowtie already told her twice. less than a minute ago from web
The bowtie
Still more Twitter commenters, however, were transfixed with Brown's choice of baby blue bowtie and matching sweater. A sampling of tweets:
- "Chris Brown lost more fans for wearin this outfit than he did for hitting Rhianna~~~ HATER"
- "Who else wants to reach into the tv and yank that bow-tie off of chris brown?"
- "Is the bow tie chris brown has on his stylist attempt to make him look innocent or just payback for what he did to rihanna."
- "Why the f*** is Chris brown wearin a bowtie I feel like he gonna convert to Islam any minute and start sellin bean pie"
- "Chris Brown thought that dressing like a black howdie doodie [sic] on this interview was gonna get him off....lmfaooooooooooooo"
In fact, immediately after the interview, one ambitious Twitter user created a new account, chrsbrwnsbowtie, complete with tweets from the bowtie itself, which is black on its Twitter page.
"you ask why im black on twitter and blue on tv? i belong to chris brown...do the math...smh," explains the bowtie in a post.
A mere two hours after chrsbrwnsbowtie's first post, it had 650 followers.
UPDATE: #chrisbrownsbowtie has been one of the top trending topics on Twitter for more than 12 hours after Brown's interview ended.
FOLLOW CHRSBRWNSBOWTIE!
********Hinds I can't have sex with your personality and I can't put my penis in your college degree. SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS
Wednesday
Akon > Mario?
SINCE WHEN?!?!
Akon sounds like a tickle me elmo doll.. Mario can actually sing.
My school is holding a fall concert and Mario is opening for the main act 'Akon'. Am I the only one upset about this. I just feel like that is like.... disrespecting Mario. I mean... what tha!?!
Mario is about to release a new album in October. AND he has this hot new song wit Brandy...
and this other new song that I can't remember right now.
Pretty much... I'm pissed. And the tickets are thirty bucks... and i would only pay that if i was going to see mario... not akon.
Tuesday
I'm gauging my ears.
Just kidding. But I am gauging my ears. Right now I'm at an 8-gauge. Awesome right?
My goal is something like this.
Like, my Monglolian peoples.
Just kidding again pahaha.
Friday
Thursday
Ink my whole body.
Is it just me, or does it seem as if everyone and their momma has a tattoo? My question is, since when has not having a tattoo deemed u different? for example...
This girl asked me if I had any. I politely said No. She then asked me, "for real,why not?"...
Okay, not that I haven't toyed with the idea, in fact, I've even gotten as close to sitting in the chair (another story for another day). But I should be the one asking, why do you have a tattoo.
"What message are u sending with it?"
"What made you do it?"
"what is it?"
"Did it hurt?"
"what happens when your 67?"
I feel tattoos are a form of self expression, but not self. If you understand what Im saying. And i have no problem with them. I just feel sometimes people get them for the purpose of popularity and acceptance which i don't agree with, but if its you, do you. Im still thinking of getting one, but i just need to have all the right reasons for doing so. As for now, my ink stabs paper, not skin.
Wednesday
Saturday
Thursday
Sean Garrett.
Well..
Here we have another song writer creepin on the come up. I don't know about y'all but recently, I'm feeling him. Artists that are song writers first tend to come out wit some catchy shit.
This is the latest song I'm into:
But a week or two ago I heard a few more.. He's been featured wit MADD people.. Plies, Luda, mario, pharrell shit even enrique iglesias..
I know he's like old news. Been on the scene for a minute now but I my spidey senses are tingling and I just have a feeling he might be blowin up a lil more soon.
Tuesday
Little Shop of Horrors is REAL!
The plant is among the largest of all pitchers and is believed to be the largest meat-eating shrub, dissolving rats with acid-like enzymes.
The team of botanists, led by British experts Stewart McPherson and Alastair Robinson, found the plant on Mount Victoria in the Philippines.
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the TYRA challenge.
Tyra announced that she will be dropping her lace-front for the new season of her talk show.
Tyra says that for her new season of the Tyra Show, she is challenging every woman to wear their real hair and she’s going to jump start the challenge. On September 8th, Tyra has vowed to throw her wig away and rock her own natural couple inches of hair.
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"the rap up"...10 worst career moves in Hip Hop
10. Lauryn Hill’s self-imposed music exile
Whether it was the good Marley being administered to her on a daily basis, or the pressure of the music industry, we’ll never know.
9. Young Buck crying on the phone to 50 Cent
It’s a damn shame what happened to Buck, really. After that episode, Buck was dropped from G-Unit and he went into hiding for awhile, albeit understandably. As of late he’s been releasing songs over the internet but Buck may be the only person who doesn’t realize his career is over yet.
8. Charles Hamilton naming J. Dilla the executive producer of his album
Recently, Charles Hamilton has been on rap’s radar not for his talent but because of his ability to turn folks off with his personal commentary. What Charles perceived as paying homage to J. Dilla, with whom he claims to have some type of a paranormal relationship, was perceived by others as disrespectful. We haven’t really heard much from Chuck since that fiasco.
7. Canibus trying to play LL Cool J’s game
How many times have you heard a rhyme and thought a rapper was covertly getting at another rapper? How easily words can be misunderstood. Diss tracks ensued, LL was declared the victor [Ed: I'd like the name and address of everyone who declared LL victorious in this battle, so I can physically fight them - Rizoh], while Canibus was allegedly blackballed by LL’s industry cronies.
6. DMX’s frequent visits to the big house
In 1998, DMX was one of the most lyrically gifted rappers out. Problem was, at that point DMX really succumbed to his addiction problems and continually stayed on the radar due to his incessant arrests.
5. Shyne signing to Bad Boy
December 1999. Club NY. I’m sure it’s a moment that Shyne Po would love to go back to and alter the events of. Remember how huge Shyne’s buzz was? You couldn’t go anywhere without hearing “Bad Boys” on the radio back then. It was all good until Shyne was found guilty and sentenced to 10 years in prison for shooting a gun in Club NY. Shyne will be released from prison on October 6th. Diddy better watch his back.
4. Guerilla Black’s attempt at a rap career
First, if you’re going to rep a city make sure it’s where you’re truly from.
3. Dame Dash and Biggs pissing off Jay-Z
C’mon man, it was supposed to be Roc La Familia for life!
2. Signing to Bad Boy after Biggie died
Remember G. Dep, Black Rob, Ness, Babs, Chopper, Da Band, Dream, Mark Curry, Danity Kane, or Kain? Know what happened to any of them? Yeah…that’s what I thought.
1. Ja Rule challenging 50 Cent to a battle
This right here is the definition of career ending. The best part of the whole thing? Fif stole Ja’s sing-songy style, did it better than him and dominated the charts for years after that.
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I agree with this list for the most part but as far as changes go...
1. Nick Cannons attempt at rapping...and film appearances.
2. Lil Wayne's rock album.
3. I'd remove the Ll Cool J vs Canibus beef (Canibus got him "2nd round KO")
4. Mariah Carey's subliminal shots at Eminem
5. Charles Hamilton gotta be higher.
what do yall think?
