95% of your future happiness will come from finding a good parking spot.
The greatest indicator of your future success in the business world will be your ability to lie.
There is no point in raising your kids well, because other people's retard kids will end up ruining them anyway.
The key to a decent existence is owning a good bed.
Read more of this graduation speech Here.
Shout out to DCtoBC for the article.
The greatest indicator of your future success in the business world will be your ability to lie.
There is no point in raising your kids well, because other people's retard kids will end up ruining them anyway.
The key to a decent existence is owning a good bed.
Read more of this graduation speech Here.
Shout out to DCtoBC for the article.
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