We're gonna start this out with a list I found on my buddy's blog, Soul*Star [click it to check her out]
*The Poopie List*
ghost poopie: the kind where your feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet
clean poopie: the kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but when you wipe... there is nothing on the toilet
paperwet poopie: the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains
second wave poopie: this happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and... OH! you realize you have to poopie some more
pop-a-vein-in-your-forehead poopie: the kind where you strain so much to get the poopie out, you practically have a stroke
lincoln log poopie: the kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush
gassy poopie: it's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling... including you... and your poopie.
drinker's poopie: the kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. it's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet
corn poopie: self explanatory
gee-i-wish-i-could poopie: the kind where you want to poopie but all you do it sit on the toilet and fart a few times
wet cheeks poopie aka the power dump: the kind that come out so fast and so heavy that your butt cheeks get splashed with water
the dangling poopie: this poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it, you just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
the surprise poopie: you're not even at the toilet because you sure that you are about to fart, but OPPS! it a poopie!!
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I personally enjoy the wet cheeks poopie... the splash of water in my crack is like... those toilets in france or watever that clean your butt for you pahahaha...
What kind of poopie have you had lately??
*The Poopie List*
ghost poopie: the kind where your feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet
clean poopie: the kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but when you wipe... there is nothing on the toilet
paperwet poopie: the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains
second wave poopie: this happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and... OH! you realize you have to poopie some more
pop-a-vein-in-your-forehead poopie: the kind where you strain so much to get the poopie out, you practically have a stroke
lincoln log poopie: the kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush
gassy poopie: it's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling... including you... and your poopie.
drinker's poopie: the kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. it's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet
corn poopie: self explanatory
gee-i-wish-i-could poopie: the kind where you want to poopie but all you do it sit on the toilet and fart a few times
wet cheeks poopie aka the power dump: the kind that come out so fast and so heavy that your butt cheeks get splashed with water
the dangling poopie: this poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it, you just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
the surprise poopie: you're not even at the toilet because you sure that you are about to fart, but OPPS! it a poopie!!
***
I personally enjoy the wet cheeks poopie... the splash of water in my crack is like... those toilets in france or watever that clean your butt for you pahahaha...
What kind of poopie have you had lately??
I haven't done this since the first 'Dropping A Load' article... [didn't read it? click it!] But I'm going to drop a mental load right quick...
A lot of you guys were wondering why I decided to write Livin' In Perfect Harmony and honestly like I'm tryina branch out... And yet again, Jaz has ANOTHER crush....
BUWAAAGAGGAGAGAGA!
1 people left me some shugga!:
okay #1...this is wayyyy tmi!
and #2 its called a bidet! lol and #3 i hate the dangling poopie! and i despise lincoln log poopie... but i mean i dont take poopies so idk what ur talking about. I TAKE DUMPS! LLS JKJK
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